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mamaspidershit · 1 year ago

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MJ: You wanna fight?! You got one! Peter: Okay! *raises fists* *Natasha runs in, scoops Peter up in their arms, and runs away carrying them* MJ: MJ: What?

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months ago

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MJ: Is there anything about me you don’t like?

Peter: I’m not answering that. It’s a trap.

MJ: So there are things you don’t like.

Peter: And here I am in the trap.

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arcemo17 · 2 months ago

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Peter: It’s been a rough day.

MJ: You know what always makes my days better?

Peter: A nice warm bath and some rest?

MJ: Screaming in the shower until someone calls the cops on me.

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thewrittenpodcast · 11 months ago

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Harley: I HATE YOU

Peter: then next time don't steal my monopoly!

Ned: Harley, give Peter his 200 dollars, you landed on his property

Harley: no

Harley: he's in JAIL

Harley: I'm not giving money to a CRIMINAL

Peter: THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY

Shuri, tired of this: Harley, why are you screaming

MJ: shut the fuck up Shuri, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad

Harley: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Peter: ME TOO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

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definitly-not-harley-keener · 10 months ago

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Mj: how do you plan on passing the exam?

Peter I-didn’t-have-time-to-study-cause-I‘m-Spider-Man Parker: Oh 40% pure knowledge, 3% actually understanding stuff and 60% straight up guessing.

Mj: That’s 103%.

Peter:

Mj: this is a math exam. Peter.

Mj: Peter, are you aware that this is a math exam?!

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incorectquoteswlw · 10 months ago

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Kate:

Pete:

Kate:

Peter:

Kate: So our girlfriends

Peter: OH MY GOD OUR GIRLFRIENDS

Kate: HOW DID WE GET SO LUCKY??

Peter: I DON'T KNOW??

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hearts-4buck · 1 year ago

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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

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ramen8008 · 4 months ago

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Future Tony and Peter working on something in the lab for days

Angry footsteps coming to the lab

FRIDAY: angry wife alert

Tony: Shit how long have we been here??

Peter: whose wife? Your or mine?

Tony: does it matter? Either way we're dead

Peter: shit

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mysterylilycheeta · 9 months ago

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MJ: why are you following me? Peter: because we’re dating now MJ: okay… what about Ned? Peter: we’re a package deal Ned: buy one idiot, get one free

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wingitbold · 8 months ago

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Capitalism

Peter: Mr. Stark, how were Avengers a public favorite after destroying whole cities? It just takes me to leave an undesolved web string to earn their ire.

Tony: Ire?

Peter: Dr. Strange is helping me with application.

Tony: I can do that better.

Peter: You got direct admission.

Tony: and? That just proves my point, I am better than him.

Peter: Question.

Tony: I pay compensations. They forget the destruction.

Peter: And, so if a Dark Tony Stark equivalent ever pops up, he can get away with it? With money?

Tony: ...

Tony: Most probably...? Where are you getting at?

Peter: Was helping MJ with her essay on the downside of American capitalism. Needed your input.

Tony:

Tony: Great job, Kiddo. You can also ask her to look into Hammer, Killian, and Mask.

Peter: On it. If she ads your quotes...

Tony: Pepper will handle it *wink*

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gender-thief2 · 2 months ago

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homecoming incorrect quotes i made because this movie is so freaking cute!! i miss when they were happy

bonus far from home:

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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months ago

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Wade: With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.

MJ: Please tell me you’re not going to drag Peter to taste test soaps again.

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thepastneverforgets · 2 years ago

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felt the need to sum up my feelings on a current fav crackship with a low rent edit.

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chaxan08 · 9 months ago

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Peter, in a high voice, holding barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Ned, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

MJ: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Peter: Playing systemic oppression.

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definitly-not-harley-keener · 10 months ago

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Mj: alright, we need to lock in now, while studying. These exams are incredibly important.

Peter im-Not-Spider-Man Parker, who took three trips to the toilet (rescuing people) went to two different cafeterias to get a snack (to procrastinate) and walked (swung) to the library and back (out of boredom), in the span of two hours: 👌🏻✌🏻🫡

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mustasekittens · 1 year ago

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im just making shitposts like i cant stop laughing at my own shitty jokes

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