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Russian!Reader: Roadtrip pt. 2
Reader in the driver's seat next to Soap:
Soap: There's a car trying to over take us.
Reader: I wouldn't try that if I were him.
Ghost from the back: Why do i have a bad feeling-
Soap: Ohh, there he comes.
Reader, calmly: Hold this for a second.
Soap: What do you mean hold- why are you LETTING GO OF THE STEERING WHEEL- WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT GUN, Y/N WHAT THE FU-
Reader, leaning out of the window shooting at the other car's tire: Пошёл на хуй!
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animusrox · 5 months
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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack
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catchymemes · 4 months
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jacocoon · 2 months
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I forgive you Joker, U are a good boy
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nicholasribcage · 10 months
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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*
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kn1ght-l1ght · 1 year
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Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
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twodeeweaver · 2 months
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No good boys allowed, only Great Papyrus allowed.
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simplyjustfucked · 2 months
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t00thpasteface · 6 months
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here's something stupid: the catcatfish
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some quick facts:
they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.
they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.
their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.
they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.
the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.
they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!
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queerism1969 · 1 year
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daily--cats · 4 months
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Happy Pride Month
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thisisrealy2kok · 6 months
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lady-disdain221b · 4 months
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The Cat King: I am SUCH a romantic lsnswks☺️
Charles: Hold my beer
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xferal-fairyx · 11 months
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Where my freaks at?
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