#source : the good place

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Dazai, leaving: See you guys in hell.

Dazai : [gasps]

Dazai : You know what I just realized? I always say that when leaving a room, but right now it's accurate.

Dazai : I will literally see all of you in hell!

Chuuya : Not if I see you first!

[resident-wof-expert]

Sunny: You're mad at me.

Tsunami: I'm not mad.

Tsunami: Just disappointed.

Sunny: Oh, come on! Everyone knows that's worse!

[incorrectcuphead]

devil: my first rule would be that no one could veto my rules.

stickler: that’s called tyranny and it's generally frowned upon.

[appendingfic]

Sonic: To Shadow! The best hedgehog! Shadow: Not a hedgehog. Sonic: The best dude. Shadow: Not a dude. Sonic: And a straight-up hottie! Shadow: ...I *am* attractive, yes

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: As my brother always used to say: if a cop handcuffs you to a bike rack, there's always something you can gnaw through.

Bernard: Your brother always said that?

[hello-waffles-are-good]

Tim: Steph told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘Go get it, girl’.

Tim: So I am going to go get it, girl.

Cass: Get what?

Tim: Unclear… I’ll get everything, just to be safe.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Francesca: Hyacinth told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘Go get it, girl’.

Francesca: So I am going to go get it, girl.

Eloise: Get what?

Francesca: Unclear… I’ll get everything, just to be safe.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky: Wanda, what do you value about Y/N?

Wanda: They’re thoughtful. They pick flowers and bring them to me. Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but...

Y/N: That’s how I know they’re fresh!

[sayssnape]

dumbledore: sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

snape: no, it was my fault. i shouldn't have used my one phone call to play a prank on minerva.

[definitelyincorrect]

Steve: I guess we’ll do this the old-fashioned way.

Bucky: -pulls out a Molotov cocktail-

Villain: How the fuck did you make that so fast.

[hazbinheard]

Husk: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

Angel: *tearfully* It's not a joke I'm a legit snack

[vagueconfusion]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

you are so whimsical i qant to check out this mdzs (..??) because of your whimsical nature thank you sorry im very high and your art moved me emotionally

This is simultaneously the sweetest and funniest thing someone has sent me, thank you.

[appendingfic]

Client: here is a revised request

Me: is it actually a revised request with the additional information I need or just the same thing you submitted before?

Client: it is a revised request

[harringroveera]

Just do it Steve