#source: across the spiderverse

[fabuloustrash05]

Shadow: I don’t do teamwork.

Sonic, looking at Rouge and Omega: You’re literally on a team.

Shadow: I also don’t do consistency.

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N: I get it you’re angry. Will you just give Krypto a belly rub because it’ll change our whole vibe

Kara: I’m pretty vibing right now.

Y/N: you will more so once you give this magical dog a belly rub!!

Kara: Y/N!

Y/N: just give the dog a belly rub will you?!

Krypto barks happily…

[batfamgalore]

Bruce: Are you following me?

Tim: No I just saw where you were going and went there without you knowing.

[incorrect-star-allies]

Meta Knight: I don’t do teamwork.

Magolor, looking at Kirby, Dedede, and Bandana Dee: You’re literally on a team.

Meta Knight: I also don’t do consistency.

[missdrummond]

Richard: I'm not a role model, I was briefly a runway model.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peter: Are you following me?

Wade: No I just saw where you were going and went there without you knowing.

[dreamingmantis]

Cherri Bomb, beaming at his heavenly form: Look at you!

Sir Pentious: Uh… look at me!

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: *flirting with Caitlyn*

Cassandra: *suddenly appearing from behind*

Vi: Hello, Counselor Kiramman! This is your daughter and I do not know her.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Charlie: Alright, alright, whatever.

Lilith: Whatever??

Charlie:

Lucifer: Ohohoho, can I say it?

Lilith: Say it.

Lucifer: You’re grounded!

[absolutepokemontrash]

Solomon: I was actually considered quite attractive by sorcerer standards-

[megamanincorrectquotes]

Quint: I created you. And you created me.

Protoman: Rock, why did you create that guy?

Megaman: I didn’t! He’s talkin’ stupid!

[incorrectowlhouse]

*amity and willow start to argue*

Hunter: Here we go

Luz: Hunter, you're not helping

Hunter: Good

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Qrow: I don't do teamwork.

Summer: You are literally on a team.

Qrow: I also don't do consistency.

[waterfire1848]

Teacher: Azula and Zuko’s grades are pretty good.

Teacher: Azula has an A in AP history and Zuko has an A in art.

Ursa: Those are my kids.

Teacher: And they both have a B in Japanese.

Ursa: What?!

Ozai: Are you trying to kill your mother?

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Xena: *flirting with Gabrielle*

Herodotus: *suddenly appears behind them*

Xena: Hello, sir! This is your daughter and I do not know her.

[bumpsyp1ains]

sonic: thanks for inviting me to your castle, blaze! this chai tea is really good!

blaze:

blaze, bursting into flames: WHAT????