#the incorrect rookie

[the-incorrect-rookie]

jackson, from beyond the grave: nice ass, sorry about the mental illness

aaron: thank you king

[tiger-grace]

Bruce Wayne, being the worlds greatest detective, psychoanalyzing every teammate/hero around him in the JL yet somehow is incapable of doing such to himself

Flash: I feel like I can never open up to the team

Batman: Maybe it’s your problems with emotional intimacy because you maintain a purely comedic relationship with your closest friends and never speak about your serious grievances.

Alfred: sir do you ever think crimefighting directly after the death of Jason may lead you to be more aggressive

Bruce: no why would you say that (slamming fists into low level criminals face)

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Overheard at the training grounds:

Price: Why is that rookie carrying a potted plant?

Soap: He was asking so many stupid questions Simon told him to carry it around to replace the oxygen he’s wasting.

[i-only-see-daylight]

Rowan, desperately trying to save Dorian: Highness, with all due respect, Aelin will kill me if I let you die, so I'm dead either way.

[rookieoneil]

Lucy: I wanna watch the bachelor

Tim: I wanna watch the football game

Tamara: hey Tim remember that that time you broke up with Lucy and left her alone in a dark parking lot

Tim: *deep breath* here. *hands the remote

Lucy: you’re the best

Tamara whispering to Tim: I’m watching you

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

*Eddie walks in*

Buck: *stumbles*

Chim: Buck, did you just faint?

Buck: No, I briefly succumbed to gravity.

Hen, muttering: You succumbed to something, alright.

[komotionlessqueenmm]

Incorrect Quotes

(Y/n) - My tits are awfully heavy, mind holding them for me for a while? 😏

Leon - Oh my god yes, PLEASE! 🥺

[whorangi1104]

CoD incorrect quotes

New Rookie: *pulls off Ghost's mask* Aha!

Ghost: *wearing another balacava underneath*

New Rookie: shit.

**A few hours later**

Price: we talked about this, you're not allowed to lock recruits in your horror closet.

Ghost: ...

Price: surround sound speakers playing screams of the dying is phycological torment, not a slap on the wrist.

[team-iceflower]

*Ruby and Blake driving around*

Ruby: *answering Weiss' phone call by putting it on speaker* Hey Weiss, what's up?

Weiss: How do you feel about having sex in the back of an ambulance?

Ruby and Blake: *staring at each other in disbelief*

Ruby: Well uh, first I'm going to pull the car over and take you off speaker.

Blake: *dying laughing*

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Qatar Grand Prix - Sprint - Oscar Piastri

[incorrectzutaraquotes]

zuko: it was just a kiss…not that big of a deal

toph: then why are we talking about it?

zuko: …because…what if it wasn’t just a kiss for her

toph: you think katara has feelings for you

zuko: …no

toph: then she probably sees it how you do, just a weird thing you had to do for work

zuko: right…

toph, smiling: zuko…do you have feelings for katara ??

zuko: no !! no, i’m dating mai. and katara is with aang. AND i’m the firelord, so…

toph: all true, not what i asked

[smh0217]

Jaune: I found out today that Emerald is getting released from prison early.

Yang: Oh, for good behavior?

Jaune: Nah, overcrowding.

[chenfordcountry]

Lucy (trying to open a can of tuna): Our can opener is broken.

Tim: So it's a can't opener?

Lucy: I can't believe I married you.

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Ghost: You fucking suck!

Rookies: :(

Soap: Lt, I told you to give positive feedback to the rookies.

Ghost: Fine. I’m sorry.

Rookies: :)

Ghost: You’re all very fucking good at sucking.

Soap: SIMON!

[extratforextratalent]

Lucy: ARE YOU- Angela: Fucking. Lucy: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Angela: Fucking. Lucy: IDIOT! Nyla: …What was that? Angela: grey banned lucy from swearing, so I’m helping her out.

[rookieoneil]

Aaron: who’s your favorite

Wade: I’m a professional. I don’t have a favorite

Everyone: it’s Lucy

Wade: yeah they’re right