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[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[beif0ngs]

Are you disappointed that I’m not a murderer? I mean, a little.

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

They were so insane for this

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

[fromjannah]

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + memes/text posts (1/?)

[lithiumseven]

Jeeves and Wooster as incorrect quotes

Screen caps by @bluebassy

[bruciemilf]

Damian: Baba. I’ve acquired an enemy at the academy. He’s been ripping my drawings, teasing me about my lineage, and smearing your honor. I understand murder can’t happen. How shall I proceed?

Bruce: [Has a flashback of Thomas driving to his bully’s house, spiked brass knuckles on his hands, petting his head and smiling dangerously, ‘I’ll be right back, chum!’]

Bruce: …I’ll talk to his parents.

Damian: Todd?

Jason: Finally, an excuse to tackle a 10 year old.

[moondustinfj]

[nagitosstolenhand]

[wheatgrasswatcher]

[enigma-the-mysterious]

The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:

Lying

[fanaticalthings]

next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄

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[ineffable-ezra]

[superbat-love]

Clark: Bruuuce, would you still like me if I were an alien?

Bruce: You are an alien, Clark. You’re also high on painkillers.

Clark: You’re so meaaan. You don’t see me as human!

Bruce: That’s because you’re not human.

Clark: Now that’s just cruel.

Bruce: [sighs] But you’re also more human than any human I’ve ever met, Clark. You’re better than any of us.

Clark: [sniffling] Thanks. You know that I’d still like you if you’re an alien, right?

Bruce: Hn, that’s good to know, Clark.

Clark: [mumbles Kryptonian endearments]

Bruce: …Clark, would you still like me if I were a bat?

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

(I couldn't shake off this idea)

Jason stupidly outing his secret identity because he's spiteful like that :

Red Hood, 6 feet tall, holding a gun : Who's the fucking oompa-loompa now, bitch ?

Random dude who used to call him that when they were kids : Wh-- Jason ?!

Red Hood : Yeah, not so tough anymore, huh ?