#CODE RED CODE RED

[mikayuumouse]

I have literally every single song from Hamilton stuck in my head because the second one goes away it bleeds into another since Hamilton's songwriting is so cohesive. I'm not complaining

ANYWAYS my hcs for Bsd character's sexualities :>

Atsushi - gay. I know most people say he'd be bi, but imo, he wouldn't. I think if a girl hit on him he would awkwardly tell her he isn't interested. He seems uncomfortable when people try to imply "romantic" stuff with him and a girl, so he just seems gay to me. Also Atsushi's relatively feminine, which both his personality and character writing. Plus have you seen him with Akutagawa? 👀

2. Akutagawa - gay. This man is in love with obsessed with, possessive of, and down bad for the one and only Nakajima Atsushi. He's gay as hell oml. "Return the weretiger to me" the closet is glass Ryuunosuke

3. Chuuya - gay. Like everyone else (sorta) yes I hc him as gay 🙏 he acts fruity. And he's got a very... strange relationship with Dazai (they've kissed)

4. Dazai - bi. All my headcanons do take the canon into mind (I never project onto characters), and Dazai's obviously shown interest in women before. Although he said he "has no such tastes in men" to Atsushi I don't believe that :D mf told Chuuya he loved him. Gay (bi)

5. Ranpo - gay. He just...seems like he swings that way. I have no idea how to explain it, plus I don't think I could ever see Ranpo being into girls

6. Poe - gay. I'm so sorry irl Edgar Allan Poe bc I'm probably disgracing him, but Bsd Poe is Ranpo's biggest simp— I mean, fan, so like...

7. Fyodor - gay. Actually I have no idea, Fyodor seems like he'd seduce anyone of any gender to get what he wants or plans. But I ship Fyolai so 😔

8. Nikolai - Fyodorsexual? Jkjk I hc he's gay. Has Nikolai ever even interacted with a woman in the series before?

9. Kunikida - bi (leans women). He's obviously interested in girls, but I think if a man came along who did fit his ideals, then he'd be open to a relationship

10. Kyouka - straight. I don't think I have to explain this one lol

11. Kenji - straight. He probably doesn't know what "sexuality" is 😭

12. Jouno - gay. Gay and in denial because he's in love with Tecchou but also Tecchou annoys him greatly (it adds to the charm). You can't tell me this sadistic, sassy blind man isn't gay

13. Tecchou - bi. "Have you seen Jouno?"

14. Sigma - straight. I know, crazy choice lol. Idk I don't ship Sigma with anyone but I feel like he'd be interested in women, or maybe also men, so he could be bi. I usually only focus on sexuality hcs when I ship the character

15. Higuchi - bi. I stand by this hc 100% thank you

That's obviously not all the Bsd characters lol but here's some of my hcs lol

[hoohoobeanie]

EVERYBODY CHEERED

[orca-in-disguise]

AHHHHH STEVE BEING ASKED IF HE'S NOT TALL OR NOT SHORT AND IF HE'S SEEN THE DARK PLANET AHHHHH

[ideas-ideasideasideas]

Batman gives each of his Robins a different code to use when they’re in trouble and need immediate extraction. He promises that when they call, he’ll drop everything just to get to them, come hell or high water.

Jason, during his time with the League, shares his code with Damian, to be used “only in the direst of circumstances, when you have exhausted all other options.” He doesn’t know if Bruce will answer, given how fractured their relationship was before he died, but it is better than nothing. Every tool counts when they live such dangerous lives.

Damian uses it exactly once, and Bruce, who still feels the loss of his son like a yawning chasm in his chest, responds to it even though he knows it can’t be Jason because Jason’s dead. What he finds, instead of Jason, is a boy in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-small feet, with a face that Bruce sees himself and Talia in, requesting asylum from a grandfather who wishes to possess his body. Bruce doesn’t question how this boy who is so clearly his son knew the code. Talia al Ghul is resourceful and places family above all; the code is not beyond her abilities to discover, and she is not above using Bruce’s desperate love for his dead son to ensure that hers does not meet the same fate.

Bruce takes Damian in, because of course he does, and since Jason is dead he allows Damian to keep using the code. After all, it’s not like Jason is alive to use it, right? If someone uses the code, there’s no one it could be but Damian, right?

The next time the code is used, Bruce traces the location to Gotham even though Damian was supposed to be in Bludhaven visiting Dick. But whatever happened that resulted in Damian being in Gotham can wait, because he has already failed one son and he will not fail another, his son is in trouble and he needs to get to him, he needs to—

What he finds, instead of Damian, is a boy (just eighteen, too young, but also too old, but also he will always be a boy to him) in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-large feet (when had he gotten so big), wearing the face of his dead son.

(Who, maybe, just maybe, may no longer be so dead.)

[inverted-typo]

Ooh fancy pants rich McGee over here ✨

[everwalldigan]

(Dick coming to collect Jason after he’s been “wrongfully” captured by the justice league while Batman is off world:)

Dick: Listen, Hood might be a criminal, but he’s one of Gotham’s. And he’s my brother.

JL: he killed 80 people in two days.

Dick: …he’s adopted?

Jason, glaring while bound to a chair: SO ARE YOU???

[cringefailtiger]

help I can't fucking stand up straight

[chinelacanta]

Zzzz

[hinamie]

how many hoodies can i give this kid

[ditzybat]

jason: you don’t even know what my favorite book is, how could you even stand to call yourself my father if you don’t know me anymore!?

bruce: jay, your favorite is pride and —

tim: the velveteen rabbit.

jason: … i’ve had like two conversations with you outside of murder attempts, how do you know that?

tim: im not an amateur, i took my baby stalker duties very seriously!

[spacebubblehomebase]

Bat brother doodles I made for another art booth week! Not all of them made it, but it's great practice to always be involved when you can! ^v^ Bonus random prompts too! -Bubbly💙❤️💛💚

[meziniart]

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

[prlssprfctn]

On Bruce's birthday, Jason gifts him a self-made intellectual game in a "resolve this case" style that contains a secret prize. And Bruce? Bruce loves it. He always likes resolving mysteries (you have no idea how many times he reread Sherlock Holmes and Agatha Christi) and it is finally so refreshing to work on something... fun and not threatening others' lives! And there will be another prize as a reward? That's great! Brilliant, even.

The problem? Bruce absolutely overthinks the whole thing and instead of finding an obvious answer, he starts plotting insane theories and spiralling in the rabbit hole.

Jason, slightly anxious but hopeful: So, had you resolved it? Did you find what was the victim's last words? Bruce, running on 55 cups of coffee, with a mischievous glint in his eyes: Oh, Jaylad, don't even start. I am thinking between the theory regarding Russian spies and involvement of Epstein. Jason, double-checking his father's state, with smile switching on growl: What.

Bruce is so entertained and sucked into the drama of the fake case that he doesn't even realise that Jason is awfully close to throwing the whole tantrum. Because he didn't just put all his heart into this stupid surprise answer for Bruce to went in a complete opposite direction???

Dick, amused: He is so distracted that he refused going patrolling today and sent us. I can't. This is hilarious. Jason, kicking rocks in frustration: I might as well kill Joker while he is at it. He probably won't even notice. Damian: So, Todd, what is the secret surprise that you are so... hysterical? Jason: Nothing! It is nothing! I don't care! Tim, who looked at the case once and figured the answer out instantly: Yeah, buddy, that's rough.

Jason, a one week after, sitting on the tea ceremony with Alfred: Let me guess, old man is still hadn't figured out the mystery behind the case? Alfred: I am afraid he went... slightly aboard with the capacity of his imagination, master Jason. Now, if you allow me to ask... What was the surprise hidden in the victim's last words? Jason, sniffling: It was supposed to be "I love you, Dad. Can I return home?" Alfred: Alfred: You want to say that I could have my grandson back home a week ago, and we could already arrange and decorate you a new room, and have you over on every dinner, if your father wasn't this... complicated? Jason: Uh, I guess? Jason: Also, why did you just call him my father and not master Bruce... Alfred, standing up to take a riffle: Right now he is not my master. Just your father. Jason: Uh, Alfie????

[timmydraker]

Jason, giving a detailed plan to The Outlaws in a huge room filled with weaponry, screens and a war table: Artemis will cover Bizo-

Tim, in civilian wear crawling through the window and climbing up Jason so he’s cradled by him in one arm: *instantly falls asleep*

The Outlaws: …

Starfire: Oh! I wasn’t aware you reproduced!

Jason, too focused on his plan to properly listen: yeah, it’s whatever, anyway, then I need Roy to arm-

The Outlaws: *no longer paying attention because Tim, who is at least eighteen, is snoring slightly and drooling on Red Hood’s jacket like a toddler*

Starfire: a baby…

Bizzo: he’s not our baby?

Roy: damn Liam had a brother?

Artemis: group baby. Ours now.

[flonflonflon]

Some fanart of the Under the Red Hood animated movie version of Jason Todd :'))) ilu son you deserve the world

[everwalldigan]

Ok but Bruce’s “batglare” except it has specific stages that mean you’re in varying degrees of trouble. Allow me to elaborate:

Level 1: isn’t even really considered a glare in Bruce-speak, more of a suspicious squinting

Level 2: standard Disappointed Dad look, the most you’re gonna get is a reprimand

Level 3: resting Bitch face. Less of a glare and more of a sharp look that WILL follow you around and creep you out

Level 4: worried batglare, features aren’t as sharp as with the standard batglare. Usually smooths out when his kids/teammates stop being idiots and putting themselves in danger

Level 5: standard batglare, regular criminals are usually at the end of it, most of the kids have gotten pretty used to it

Level 6: You’ve Fucked Up. Expect a screaming match or a lecture of at least 30 minutes. Also you’re grounded

Level 7: full batglare on steroids, makes grown men piss their pants, usually reserved for the joker. Most of the kids have received it only once and that was MORE than enough for them to never want to receive it again

Level 8: Alfred.