#Court of Chaos

[starwingsgazer955]

I asked my friend (who has said she will only play CoD following Aquia’s English release) to name all the kingdoms based on what I had told her about them all.

I sent her that map they posted for a travel short story promo or something and she sent me back this.

Nailed it.

[house-of-sp4des]

My 1st anything of everything!

[rooolt]

guy whos sooooo normal abt the Mountains of Chaos fantasyhigh. Like, the fact that Brennan establishes it as this classic adventure location full of monsters and dungeons for learning adventurers to explore and gain xp, and it’s also the site of kalvaxus’ lair and the temple of the earth defiant its a very fantastical place. BUT, it’s also the place where riz’s grandparents immigrated from, and it’s the place where the cultures worshipping gods like ruvina and ankarna originated from, and the fact that solace literally has a border patrol for the mountains of chaos that the Applebees are literally apart of. It’s something about these fantastical elements that are so often focused on by the people in solace, so completely glossing over the people and cultures that live there and originate from there. I’m so regular about it and I think about it a normal amount

[velidewrites]

Rhysand: My standards are very high, actually. I prefer well-mannered, graceful—

Feyre: *stumbles into the room, covered in mud and blood, wyrm carcass thrown over her shoulder*

Rhysand:

Rhysand: I want that one

[sarahsoba]

They had a two for one deal on ankle biting gremlins

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 147

“It wasn’t my fault!” 

It really wasn’t. Natural portals open all the time, and it wasn’t like he was the one driving! They were just testing out some new gear in the Zone, and the motorcycle was for Jazz so she needed to know how to use it! 

So really, it’s not his fault they’re stuck in another world until another portal opens, nor is it his fault that they’re getting chased by a bunch of yellow-eyed undead. No Tucker, they aren’t your friends just because they have gold-eyes too- and Sam please don’t ask the plants to stab them, they don’t need ghost gold-eyed creeps after them! 

[deadliestpieceontheboard]

I'm sorry but it'll be soooo funny to me if TSC is about Jean with the Trojans but no jerejean happens. This fandom will burn.

[mcmeasle]

thinking about people who lived on the same floor as the foxes talking about jeans freak out like

“this dude got drug out of the room of some of those exy players and was like screaming and covered it blood”

“A likely thing to happen”

[oneluckygoose]

I know I’m late but Lady Chirp Featherfour and Lord Squak Airavis from A Court of Fey and Flowers are if Fig never grew out of her popular phase and literally just Fabian

[lily-s-world]

I always wondered when Wymack really found out about Andreil, but when you think about it, the man had a front row seat for the entire thing. He was the first one to meet Neil and saw how Andrew almost broke his ribs with the exy racket, probably thinking “Great, another one that will hate the monsters”. Then the season started and as a coach you have to monitor your team, keep an attentive eye while they play so you can give pointers and feedback later, and the Foxes being the Foxes, he also needed to keep an eye when they weren’t on the court, making sure no trouble was rising – specially with Andrew and the new kid. So, Wymack saw it, from the murdering tension slowly fading away, to them feeling at ease around each other and then unconsciously searching to be near each other. He saw the looks change, from Andrew’s “who the hell is this junkie rabbit?” to “I may want to do things with this junkie”, and Neil’s “what is the problem with this goalie?” to “I want to fix all the problems that this goalie has”.

I’m completely sure that when Neil put Andrew’s hands under his shirt in Abby’s house; Wymack internal reaction was something like this: 

[harpoonsnotspoons]

resident heart, how do you plead?

[sapphoismymuse]

music as a part of elven courting rituals except it’s Legolas singing Did I Mention from Disney’s Descendants with a group of confused elven backup dancers to an equally confused Gimli, all choreographed by yours truly, the enthusiastically supportive Queen Arwen Undómiel

[wickedwitchofthewesninski]

What if Neil had just added a "20" to his 4 tattoo. Like, just the moment he sees it for the first time, goes directly to an studio and adds 2 more numbers. Riko is giving tips to the press about Neil being part of the perfect court but when journalists ask he just tears the bandage off like "I believe in free weed for everyone, 420 blaze it motherfucker"

Riko would boil in his own rage

[gods-graveyard]

Barty- Im just saying, frogs are basically like reverse mermaid transformation right? I think theyd make good singers

Regulus, on the verge of tears or several illegal hexes- I asked if you wanted milk in your tea

Barty- Oh yeah, chocolate please

Regulus turning to Evan- What do you see in him, truly.

Evan, shrugging- Hes fun- oh and not to mention he has a big fat coc-

Regulus screaming in french, storms out of the doorm

Dorcas stepping into the room- Why is Regulus screaming about drowning himself in the black lake?

Evan and Barty- Haha Mood.

[merakiui]

🐙 Azul's tentacle anon

Oughhh i read ur fem riddle fic and OUGHGHGH ITS SO DELICIOUS now i have some brainrots about party animal floyd shhssh

Party Animal Floyd who starts developing his obsession the moment your romantic love for him starts fading away. You're already becoming distant from him, and once he noticed this, his entire personality starts doing a 360 spin.

Jade's so gentle and caring always holding you close to his chest whilst the old Floyd just leaves you around for anybody to take, not giving a single damn to the point you start wondering if you had dated the wrong twin, Floyd will fix that. He stops his partying antics and had the entire apartment go from a messy waste-filled ruin to a sparkling white mansion devoid of any stains. He's doing all the chores for you, he starts cooking breakfast early and he starts joining you in the morning shower, trying his hardest to replicate his brother's gentlemanly mannerisms.

Riddle's so serious about relationships and expressed to be loyal forever to her partner, unlike the old Floyd who sticks his dick into one girl to another, leaving you to rot in his room tears streaming down your cheeks and tuining your beautiful mascara. He will fix that, no matter what. He gets a job at a close friend's now successful cafe, ditches all of his side chicks and ghosts his delinquent pimp friends, where the only pussy he would stick his dick inside from now on is yours.

If you leave him, he'd just end up spiralling into a deep dark place, depraved of your sweet loving attention

OMG YES AAAAAAAA,,,,, your thoughts are so good!!!! Floyd absolutely puts in the work once he's made up his mind to be a better boyfriend. It's like he's an entirely new person. Suddenly, you're no longer transparent in his eyes. Suddenly, you're all he wants to see. Now you're his entire world. <3 sure, he may have borrowed some of Jade's rizz techniques in doing so, but he's quite the upstanding eel now (still just as crass, though. He will forever be foul-mouthed and unruly and untamed; that's just how he is hehe).

What if the café job Floyd picks up is at the same place Riddle works? :0 maybe it's a branch of Mostro Lounge or something else entirely and the only reason he's able to get in with his spotty resume is because Azul owns the place and he can pull all kinds of strings. Floyd's genuinely determined to turn things around, so Azul does him a favor (which he will pay back in due time, of course) and now Floyd's donning an apron to work in the kitchen as sous-chef. Riddle nearly walks back out the door the day she sees him standing behind the counter. T_T she's certain the world is against her. What sin must she atone for? Is this how hell punishes its sinners now, by sending stupid, annoying, ugly eels to her workplace and conveniently disguising them as coworkers? If it isn't obvious, she is Floyd's biggest hater LOL.

I like to think that Floyd, though he pesters Riddle and annoys the life out of her, would vaguely and briefly confide in her and ask what sorts of things girls like. Riddle puts two and two together and figures out rather fast that he's trying to make it up to you. Obviously she can't let that happen. She just started wedging herself between you and Floyd, making you question your feelings for him, and now he's trying to be better? He had four years to do that! She's so annoyed. >:(

Now you have an obsessed boyfriend and an obsessed friend who wants to take the place of boyfriend vying for your attention. Meanwhile, you're mourning to your bestie Jade about Floyd and his disloyal behavior like, "Why is he so sex-brained? Why doesn't he just like me for me? What's so good about parties and sex with strangers anyway?" and Jade is a persistence predator, so of course he's taking full advantage of your emotional vulnerability and weaknesses to slip in between the cracks in your heart, slowly but surely getting even closer to you. :)

[acotarmemes]

ACOTAR (and DC?) poll // bat boys

This one goes out to my homies who are in the DC Comics fandom and the ACOTAR fandom.