#Jason’s a theatre kid

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

When Jason had invited the family to join him at local theater to celebrate their successful production they didn’t know what to expect.

They didn’t expect-

Jason shook his head and leaned in his chair before taking the other man’s hand.

“I am madly in love with you!”

“Change!”

“I despise you with every part of my bei-“

“Change!”

“You’re like a six!”

It looked like they had came in the middle of a game of some sort. Steph had her phone out as Jason’s partner snatched his had away and stood up,

“That is the rudest thing anyone has-“

“Change!”

“That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever-“

“Change!”

“I want to have vigorous gay sex with you!”

The others watched as Jason stood up as well, trying not to laugh. This was too good.

“Hot dam! Wait until we marry first!”

“We’re not married?!”

Tim tried to hold it together as he yelled out,

“Ch-change!”

“Fuck-can we get married?!”

Jason got to one knee,

“We can Danny! It’s legal in-“

“Change!”

“I-I know a guy!”

“Well that sounds perfect to me! Take me away Hoss!”

“Aaand scene! Nice one boys!”

Jason felt himself begin to color as he noticed his family whooping and hollering in the back.

“Fuck… of course my family had to walk in on this game..”

Danny for his part patted his back as he tried to ignore the similar issue that was his support system.

“That makes two of us Jay, that makes two of us.”

[ruenii]

Tim, [pointing his staff at the human traffickers]: YOU ARE OUTGUNNED

Jason, [hyping him up]: WHAT?

Tim: OUTMANNED!

Jason: WHAT?!

Tim: OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED

Jason: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!

Tim: PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN ON MY COMMAND

Jason: HAND EM OVER!!

Tim: THIS IS HAMILTON MY RIGHT HAND MAN!

Jason, [getting his guns out]: PWO PWO PWO PWO PWO-

Goons: *shaking* what the FUCK are Batman feeding his partners--

[mikakuna]

"how could you?!" and then he runs off like a maiden

[dc-and-damirae]

tim: the chances of you getting killed by your dead sibling is low

*Jason walks in to frame wearing a robin costume*

tim: but never zero

[welcometogrouchland]

I understand that literature nerd Jason Todd is kind of overblown in fanon compared to it's actual presence in canon (a few issues during his pre (and post?)crisis Robin tenure that highlight it) BUT consider that I think it's hilarious if the unhinged gun toting criminal has strong opinions on poetry

[fourmenmarching]

heeeeeeyyyyyyyy

[mylifeingotham]

This is so random, but I feel like Jason went through a Heathers phase

[benoits-neckerchieves]

Not only does Daniel Craig look indescribably adorable in this play, but his co-star Jason Isaacs describes it as “shagging each other senseless for seven hours a day”, and says they used to tug each other’s balls to try and make each other laugh in the middle of a line…

Daniel Craig and Jason Isaacs in the British premiere of Angels in America: Perestroika by the National Theatre in 1993

[fcthots]

RAAAAA RA RA I HAD NOTIFS ON FOR THISSS

but I get it I’m finishing up exams rn you’ve got this boss I’m sure you did great 💪💪💪💪

All I can envision is Jason with a partner who thinks the extra violence is stupid hot. And you know, maybe they don’t love murder, but they’re not gonna discourage their bf from achieving his goals!!!

He texts them at 2 in the morning: “I’m gonna kill someone in a Denny’s parking lot” and they respond (not even thirty seconds later) with: “whatever u say beautiful do u need help dumping the body”

and you know, it’s partially because after you learned what Jason went through, you felt like they had no right to tell him how to live his life. And it’s partially because you know when Jason kills somebody, they deserve it. And a tiny, miniscule part of you also cannot stop remembering Jason, covered in blood, chest heaving, after a guy jumped you in an alleyway and Jason beat the ever loving fuck out of him before taking you back home.

HELL YEAH BABE!!! also i did unfortunately fail. apparently writing hardcore smut doesn't help you in calculus :(

You would not have thought that your first feeling upon seeing your boyfriend covered in the blood of a man who had his hand wrapped around your throat approximately 11 seconds ago would be lust, but fuck Jason looked divine. There's something so gorgeous and ethereal about him when he looks like that. You're not sure if it's the blood or how he defended you. probably both.

But that image of him standing tall over you like some sort of fucked up guardian angel would be seared into your brain forever. You'd be lying if you said you weren't transported back to that moment every time he came back to your apartment covered in some other threat's blood. Something about it shuts your brain off. It makes you feel safe, proves you're safe. He's protecting you. His chest is heaving up and down after the adrenaline rush, and his throat is moving with the effort of breathing.

You shake your head and snap out of your thoughts as you reread the message he sent you.

hey im about to have to kill someone in a denny's parking lot. can you get my hydrogen peroxide out for me?

Your face is heated with the image of how he will look when he comes home. You know that if you play your cards right you can get him to make out with you with the blood still splattered on his face.

You text back.

whatever you say beautiful. let me know if you need anything else <3

Is it bad that you can't wait to see blood in his hair? probably. nope. definitely.

[soulless-bex]

nico di angelo finds a recently revived jason todd, helps him recover from not being dead anymore and brings him to camp half blood when it becomes obvious he’s a demigod. and so begins the game of Who Is That Child’s Godly Parent?

some think it’s athena because he’s clearly smart and well versed in strategy

some others think it’s ares after seeing him fight

hermes cabin is convinced he’s one of theirs because the guy is one hell of a thief

turns out it was dionysus all along. jason knew since day one of course. he just inherited the dramatics from his dad, amongst other things, and wanted to see what would happen

[fae-the-bae]

When they like heathers too:

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

Jason Todd would be the drama queen who listens to "No One Mourns the Wicked" and be like "That's so me-coded"

[chickendrawsstuff]

VERONICA SAWYER IF I WAS IN CHARGE OF THE COSTUME DESIGN

[dc-and-damirae]

jason, all the time: Yeah that's interesting. But you know what's even more interesting? GRENADES

[marvelmaniac715]

My dream roles are JD from Heathers and Karen Smith from Mean Girls. Do with that information what you will, and yes I have sang songs from both roles in the car - two in the last hour, actually.

[fourmenmarching]

why does he have to throw like that ……..

this took 9 hours pray for my hand