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[clearpathscounseling]

[spookyspoonz]

My dad has ADHD for so many reason but anyway- His favorite vocal stim right now is saying "beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep." Or just "beep" in general. Goofy old man /aff

[absurdlyinaccurate]

🚨ATTENTION!!!!!🚨

I need help™️

At the beginning of this schoolyear, some of my (now old) friends ganged up on me and beat me in a verbal argument. I was extremely shocked, bc I thought they were my real friends. Turns out, my "best friend" of them all turned them against me. For no reason other than me "being too mean", aka being to sarcastic for them. I was so shocked that the shock outweighed my anger and I didn't stand up for myself in the argument. Tomorrow is my last day of school, and I want to put a few words in with them. They all seemed to get satisfaction from thinking that they got in the last and best word, but I can't let that slide. I need really good, short, preferably profanity-filled insults to say to them.

One of them thinks she is smarter than me, despite the fact that I've always had better grades. She accused me of being "negative on her mental health". Bbg we in highschool, everyone here has depression. Smh

The other is a pride and true slut, and I've just got to call her out for it, the bitch turned everybody against me and talk about me behind my back. Told my crush that I used to bully her, when it was her that bullied me.

And the last one, she don't know what the hell she doin with her life. She broke up with my best friend by text, without giving him a reason (told us she just didnt want a bf, despite having one for about half a year, in a GREAT relationship), and got mad at me when I told her she should have been nicer about it

Anyway, i plan on doing a hit-and-run in the hallway, preferably poping off and walking away like a queen. But the problem is, I'm terrible at insults, despite being incredibly sarcastic.

Please please please please please give me some good insults to use!!!!!! 🙏 🙏 🙏

[yrkhn]

messy sketch on the phone because it was the only thing I could draw on😞 I haven't drawn on my phone for a long time, so you can see a lot of mistakes here BUT I DON'T CARE guys I enjoyed the process.

[slyandthefamilybook]

I'm talking bags of chips, fruit, bottled drinks, things like that

[krasnyel]

regular ascot-loving-mystery-solving family

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[strawberriesgirll]

[artkiving]

Dad Gojo Shenanigans part 1

+ bonus

He is so done.

(reblogs and shares appreciated 🩵) very much inspired by this art by @cobaltfluff

DAD Gojo Shenanigans continues..(part 2, part 3)

[spicy-apple-pie]

Poor Bruce... has yet to learn to not lecture siblings together because they just feed off each other's energy. (Also trying to draw hunks better by using Dan Mora as a reference which I think is pretty evident lol)

Commission Info / Kofi

[lilysaus]

reblog if you consider the people youve befriended on this website (and other websites) to be real friends, even if youve never met them irl before

trying to prove something to my dad

[billytoots]

There's a new father in town! I can't get over the fact that this agony motherfucker just pretended to be a dad to Oswald for almost a week 💀 Some parenting instincts from Afton I guess??

[tapiocats]

*Carlos' voice* THAT'S MY HUSBAND !!!

[imskipping]

chilchuck having to tell the party that hes worried about them and that he cares about them is sooo funny after its revealed hes a dad. you make a dad talk about his emotions??? you force him to say with words he cares?? torture for dads.

[viktheviking1]

The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.

Reblog for more people to give their answers!