#funny dog quote

[nationdog]

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[sorcerersandskillusers]

Oda: if I had a nickel for every time I had to carry an injured teen with gunshot wounds wearing a long black coat and threatening to kill me, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[a--z--u--l]

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 195

Jason: Okay, who is he talking to: Barbara or Haley? "I want you to know the bed feels so lonely when you're not in it."

Dick: Yeah, I may not be liking this game so much.

Tim: Haley. Give me another one.

Jason: Okay. Barbara or Haley? "Check it out, I got us matching sweaters!"

Tim: We all got the Christmas cards- Haley.

Dick: Ya know, a man can care deeply about a woman and a pet. It's not strange.

Steph: Ooh Barbara, I heard him say that to Barbara!

[octoberloved]

[lovedecember]

[fairybonesandstardust]

ranpo after coming out to fukuzawa as gay and telling him he has a bf standing there nervously:

fukuzawa who thought ranpo was out but never said anything because that was ranpo business and now has no idea what to do (he clocked ranpo and poe as dating within 2 minutes of seeing them together): ………ok? congratulations?

ranpo hugging him and crying: i had no idea how you would react, i was so scared about this going wrong

fukuzawa staring at ranpo because he definitely introduced ranpo to his significant other on multiple occasions, he has a mini lesbian flag yosano gave him years ago sitting on his desk, and ranpo has most definitely heard him talking to kyouka about gender: ……….

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Valentine’s Day is a waste of a holiday. Fools are tricked into buying meaningless junk that they think is important for their relationship, however—

Kate: I made you a card.

Yelena: (blushing) You what?

[iwas-tooru]

dazai: so for tonight i was thinking we could watch a movie, y'know, maybe play some board games, order some food... kidnapper: *crying* the agency paid your ransom three days ago please go home

[moxie-girl]

Bungou Stray Dogs as popular shitposts, pt. 1 (I made some of these at different times, so sorry for the varying quality)

[oceanwithouthermoon]

the psykickers having a quote book (a group chat) with out of pocket things kusuo says that you would NOT normally hear him say..

[mitalon39]

Bojack X BSD crossover LMAO

part 1

[poe-tat]

Why do I imagine this

Person: what's so scary about Chuuya? He's just a short chihuahua.. A shirmp

Akutagawa: *Actual fear but more aggressive* Hope and pray he didn't hear you *Walking out of the area*

Atsushi: Really hope You live so I can say I tried to warn you *also leaving*

Dazai: I hope he heard you so I can bully him lmao *Not moving an inch*

Chuuya: *Behind the person* What did you just say?

[fidjiefidjie]

“En Provence, le soleil se lève deux fois, le matin et après la sieste.”

Yvan Audouard

Source: Hakan Kapucu

[ninyard]

remembered today I have a Jeremy Knox board on Pinterest that I can add canon things to now

[noose-lion]

A random drunk girl trying to pick Dazai up at a bar: I've never even kissed a guy.

Dazai, staring intently at Chuuya across the room, chin propped up on his hand: Me neither~