Atisuto: You feel romantic, sexual love..
Archie: No- No, I don't.
Atisuto, pointing at Y/N and Xavier: For them!
Archie: No- That is not-
Jasper, laughing: She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret! You must be so embarrassed!
Guardians of the Galaxy V2
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Bullet train incorrect quotes:
Tangerine: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Y/n: Sure!
Y/n: Whats your favorite color?
Tangerine, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?
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Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.
Mammon, sighing: Okay-
Asmo: I'm coming!
Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...
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Dick: Hey, Y/N, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Y/N: Yeah.
Dick: And you, Jason ?
Jason : Umm... yes?
Dick: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Jason : Did he just-
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Y/n, over text: Turn around.
Y/n: No, the other way.
Y/n: Wrong way again.
Damon: Where are you??
Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.
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Damian: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Tim: You are literally making a Valentine’s Day card for Y/N.
Damian, pointing their hot glue gun towards Tim: You’re on thin fucking ice.
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Laswell: You do know that you have everyone wrapped around your fingers, right?
141 Sweetheart: What?? Laswell, what're you talkin' about?
Laswell, looking at her stupid: The boys. The Capitan. König, Horangi- which was a surprise- Alejandro, Rudy-- hell, even Graves and Alex. They're all heavily whipped for you.
141 Sweetheart, laughing: Woah what?! Now that's just crazy talk.
Laswell:
Laswell explaining to her how the boys look at her, how Price let's her wear his hat constantly, how König follows her everywhere like a puppy, how Alejandro and Graves give her presents every week, how Horangi and Rodolfo write her poetry and become straight up messes when talking to her, and how Alex literally KNEELED before her:
Laswell walking over to the door and opening it, revealing all the boys eavesdropping on them:
Them scampering away quickly:
141 Sweetheart: ...That still don't prove--
Laswell: It proves everything.
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Yelena: "You called me a whore, you made fun of my weight, you gave me the finger-"
Levi: "And you called my kids stupid."
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Vanilla/Pinkamena! Vanilla, to Y/N: I'm gonna put you into a blender with me! I'll set the oven to 350 degrees, and together forever we will always be~ Baked with love~! Like the cold and the warm when they join make a storm, just like cake needs to rise. If you look in my eyes, you'll see the recipe is true. The key ingredient is you~♡.
🎂🧁 Baked with Love 🧁🎂- Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake
[Song and lyrics belong to Pendleton Ward [Creator of Adventure Time]
[Pinkamena Diane Pie as well as "Cupcakes" belong to Sergeant Sprinkles.]
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Damon: Oh really? *Stands up,* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Kai: *raises hand*
Katherine: *raises hand*
Klaus: *raises hand*
Elena: *raises hand*
Damon, side eyeing violently: Elena Gilbert, what was that?
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