#it's pure chaos

[sinsmockingbird]

My top three women for PTN are Zoya, Rahu, & Deren. My top three HSR women are Acheron, Stelle, & Himeko. Finally, my top three Genshin women are Ei, Beidou, & Shenhe. I was thinking more about the dynamics between them all, specifically the pairings of Zoya, Acheron, & Ei. Rahu, Stelle, & Beidou. And then Deren, Himeko, & Shenhe. Because of my thoughts, I thought I'd ramble a bit about them.

✧ ZOYA / ACHERON / EI

So I've already gone through what their dynamic would be, but I'm gonna go into more detail and expand on it. Zoya is the mature one between the two of them because both of the Raidens are complete disasters.

Acheron gets lost way too easily, and Ei just wanders in the direction of sweets. So Zoya is the one who has to make sure they stay put! She becomes a frantic parent looking for her child when one of them disappears, and she has definitely gone to the intercom of a store yelling, "ACHERON WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" Zoya has definitely had the impulse to strangle that woman.

Something that prevents Ei from wandering too much is Zoya giving her sweets here and there. She definitely has a bag of them stuffed in her pockets, so she'll fetch a small handful of them and be like, "Ei, come here, if you're good, you'll get more!" She treats them both like dogs, but when they're gonna act like one, she's gonna treat them like one.

Zoya has probably tucktaped them both to the wall or a chair once when she was really tired of their shit. Luckily, they just stayed their, silent, besides Ei munching on some sort of sweet (god knows how she got it).

- MEMES FOR THEM:

✧ RAHU / STELLE / BEIDOU

These three are the definition of two chaotics and the one tired/sane one. I imagine Beidou & Stelle get up to a lot of schemes, and Rahu is just kinda dragged along behind them. For example, Stelle is dumpster diving, and Beidou is drunk and encouraging her, and Rahu stands there, glaring at anyone who judges those two. She's their bodyguard.

Beidou and Stelle try their best to try and coax Rahu into joining their shenanigans, but girl declines every time. Until you get alcohol into her, and she's very easily persuaded to do dumb shit with them. Imagining them all drunk and lounging around, giggling and shit. Rahu is flushed and chuckling, Beidou is boisterous and stumbling into shit, and then Stelle has a trashcan in her lap and cuddling it.

I know Stelle is pretty stoic as well, but I feel Beidou is able to coax out something inside her to the point that she is wearing more expression. Rahu is a different story, of course, but the two of them try their hardest to break this intimidating dog out of her shell.

Also, when these three are drunk, they are the type to steal very, very random shit. They have come home with traffic cones, a whole stop sign, a giant dumpster, and a tank full of lobsters from a restaurant. It's insane how they haven't been arrested yet. Keyword being yet.

- MEMES FOR THEM:

✧ DEREN / HIMEKO / SHENHE

Proud mom, Himeko!! She's over here being a mother for these two who is just proud and loving. I imagine she gives them many headpats, which Deren doesn't mind, and Shenhe finds herself seeking more of. Himeko definitely takes her time to teach Shenhe things, like about technology, about normal human things, and what to do in a situation.

Expanding on that, Himeko can be working on something, like tinkering or fixing things up, and Shenhe is just leaning over her shoulder and watching in curiosity. When the woman finally asks her if she wants to help or learn how to this, Shenhe simply nods her head and settles down beside her. While they do that, Deren is napping on a couch or chair nearby.

Okay, but these three are taking constant naps with one another. Deren is, of course, sleeping like 24/7, and eventually, during the day, Shenhe will join her and cuddle up. Himeko will walk into the room to get them up, only to pause and smile at the sight and decide, "it's probably a good time to rest for a little bit." Finding them all cuddled up together, Shenhe having her arms wrapped around them both protectively.

Oh, they also have movie night, like, every night. Deren will pop something in or turn something on, and Shenhe gets curious and gets invested in whatever is on. Himeko will join them, coffee in her hand and sipping it. Her and Deren will have light chatter about the movie while Shenhe is just absorbed into it.

- MEMES FOR THEM:

[jaratedeguadalupe]

my remus playlist is an actual fucking mess. yeah i just put lost in bonerland above shostakovich about it.

[sastielsfandom]

A game of freeze tag in the bunker but it reads as a hunt because of how intense it gets and powers and traps because nothing is off limits. 

[lilacs-and-lavenders]

Skyrim is legit chaos and I love it. 😅 I was trying to turn in an Iron Dagger just to finish up the first few quests and a dragon attacked and then when I finally killed the dragon, the guards started attacking me and Lydia killed them then Faendal was attacking me and then Alvor. wtf 😂🤣

yeah I had to load an earlier save. 😂

[wondersinwaynemanor]

Gothamite 1: Mr. Wayne looks more tired than usual.

Gothamite 2: Must be women problems.

Gothamite 3: I heard Wayne Enterprises is going bankrupt.

Gothamite 4: He must be really sick cus he has that Timothy boy doing the work for him. Although, that kid has been gone for quite some time now.

Gothamite 5: I heard he's gay and working at a club at night.

meanwhile, Bruce is just trying to balance life as Batman and as a father while dealing with his de-aged kids.

he knew he shouldn't have brought them with him on the mission.

Young Dick, tugging a toy: I'm going to kick you in the butt if you don't give me that stuffed toy back!

Young Tim, balancing an energy drink with one hand while pulling the toy from Dick on the other: You're so selfish, Dick! It's my turn!

Young Jason: *reading a book outloud by the corner just to annoy everyone else*

Young Cass: *on the floor, trying to balance her waffles on the table, with syrup all over the area*

the whole place is littered with fruit loops and cookies, milk splattered on the floor, the curtains are torn, dirty footprints are on the couches, a cape from one of their Robin suits is hanging on the chandelier, and the flat screen is damaged.

Steph: Ooof, it's bad, B.

Damian: Tt. Is Zatara even in this planet right now, Father?

Bruce, pinches the bridge of his nose: I think she's off world right now.

Duke: I'm more worried when Alf comes back from vacation and he sees this whole mess.

Bruce: I--

then they all hurriedly move to the children when they start to tackle themselves on the floor.

[helaenamyqueen]

"fire and blood isn't supposed to be a completely true story. the showrunners can adapt things how they want, they don't have to follow the source material."

my brother in christ they are not even following season one

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.

You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.

[chaoticallyfluffy]

Shazam identity reveal AU where the league knew Captain Marvel was a child named Billy since day one but he stubbornly refuses to transform or tell his full name for the whole 4 years he’s been on the team and everyone’s so confused because they know like. 95% of his identity already why is he hiding this specific part?

They start thinking he’s some kind of criminal or had a dark past he’s hiding from them. They know so much about him, though. They know he’s homeless, they know he’s had bad foster homes, they know his parents died tragically and his uncle stole his inheritance. he shares everything. Everything except the one thing that would show he truly trusts them. Why? What have they done to convince him they weren’t trustworthy?

Then. He accidentally transforms back during a battle. Batman instantly scans his face with the facial scanner that’s built into his mask because he’s paranoid as hell of course he has one of those. And he sees exactly why he hid it for so long.

The tension in the air is so palpable that the entire league feels it and they look back and forth between them waiting for the bomb to drop.

Cyborg is the one who blurts it out (he IS a facial scanner)

“Your last name is BAT SON??”

Billy groans into his hands in defeat and Batman sighs, finally understanding why the secret was kept so desperately.

From then on the league refuses to call Billy anything other than Big Red Robin or just Big Robin. Robin but big. they call Batman Captain Dad at every possible opportunity. Whenever Billy does something wrong someone threatens to tell his dad on him then call Batman. The robins last names may as well not exist because from then on they are only ever called Damian Bat-son or Red Hood Bat-son or Stephanie Bat-daughter, except for Red Robin who’s called Little Red Robin or, if they’re feeling brave, the Little Red Cheese. The bat children and Billy’s nicknames become so confusing and meshed together that conversations get very confusing and the names just become interchangeable. The press is convinced that Captain Marvel is Batman’s secret love child within a week.

It gets so chaotic so fast, no one knows how this happened but names mean nothing anymore and Batman is getting a DNA test. So much opportunity for chaos!

[zylev-blog]

The bats had no idea what they were looking at. A very large vehicle that looked like it shouldn’t possibly be able to run was speeding around Gotham in no particular order. Almost as if it was looking for something. It took all of the bats over an hour to chase it down and contain it to question the driver.

A man with black hair and blue eyes that remind Bruce of his late father looks out the window, and says, “We’re looking for our son.”

A woman in the passenger seat that looks like Bruce’s mother adds, “The self sacrificial idiot jumped through a portal into another dimension trying to save a cat.”

The man nodded along, “It’s not really a cat though.”

“Well, what is it?” Tim asked, genuinely confused.

“It’s the alternate version of our son from a timeline where he went evil.” The woman responds.

“But don’t worry, he’s not evil anymore!” The man grins.

Bruce had questions. “But why would your son be a cat?”

“Because our daughter—the girl cloned from the current version of our son, that is—decided to shapeshift into a dog and chase him through the multiverse.” The man replied.

“So our other daughter, the older one, she decided to alert us, but she couldn’t wait, so now she shapeshifted ito a bird to try and catch them that way.” The woman continued.

“Are all of your children shapeshifters?” Bruce asked.

“Yep.” The man said proudly.

“Are you?” Bruce asked.

“It’s complicated.” The woman shrugged, “Using the GAV is faster.”

Bruce was very thankful that the cowl covered most of his face. Everything the people said just made his brain hurt worse.

[murasaki-cha]

Unapologetically one of the funniest TCF scenes in the entire novel is that one time Cale passed out during the battle on the Molden Kingdom on that maze(and he was under an illusion spell) and when he woke up Raon was screaming how he'd kill all the enemies and destroying the maze's walls, everyone was going apeshit and than Choi Han just pulls up next to Cale after seeing him wake up and he was COVERED IN BLOOD and than it just kind of went:

Cale: *staring at the chaos* ....what the-

Cale: Why is Raon screaming that he'll kill everyone? And Choi Han are you covered in blood??

Choi Han: *looks down* .... I guess

Cale: How long was I out for!?

Cale: *thinking* look at all this destruction and chaos! I must have been out for like 30 minutes at least, hours maybe-

Choi Han: *looks down on his wrist that doesn't have a watch* Around 10 minutes give or take I guess

Cale: ...... wHAT-

[rottenlaertes]

Meet the artistic director.

[oddthesungod]

they're a little bit fucked up and i love them a lot 🥰

[pippinscribs]

how did Kristen get a wheelbarrow? Why is Gorgug in it?? What’s Riz seen ahead???

[corysius]

KISSING DURING COMBAT ‼️❓️

hate gay people they make me sick (my absolute favorites) anyway I wasn't personally fond of the inside illustration for this scene in book 3 so out of desperation I redrew it

I support chang gengs need for at least ONE kiss before imminent doom, tyvm

[sweeneydino]

Just found the perspective tool, immediately doodled Krang leader

YALL I JUST SAW ONE OF MY FAVORITE FICS UPDATE WHILE DOING THIS UHH-

My favorite bastard to draw.

Maybe I should do a krang meets other kra(a)ng/utrom meeting. That'd be funny.

Never forget how TERRIFYING these guys are compared to the others.

[velidewrites]

Rhysand: My standards are very high, actually. I prefer well-mannered, graceful—

Feyre: *stumbles into the room, covered in mud and blood, wyrm carcass thrown over her shoulder*

Rhysand:

Rhysand: I want that one