#leona's respect women juice

[hoegender]

yuuka & leona

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Savanaclaw Manga Spoilers

We have a female Yuu! AAAHHHHHHhH(I love her design!!!)

[rose-tea-and-strawberries]

A Game Of Cat And Mouse

Leona Kingscholar and Che’nya x Fem!Jerry Mouse!Reader 

Note: Reader is Yuu/The magicless Ramshackle Prefect from another world

I have a ton of WIPs that I really want to complete but to help motivate myself to finish them I decided to write this

So Jerry’s personality seems to fluctuate depending on his iteration so I’m just going to tone down his more sadistic tendencies and make him more like the early shorts where he’s more mischievous and acts when provoked instead of going out of his way to ruin Tom’s life for no reason. 

Honestly as a Tom girlie I felt so sorry for Thomas. There were times where that poor cat did not deserve what he went through - even when I was little I would root for him. Though this might just be an oldest child thing since my little sister and mum (who’s the youngest in her family) prefer Jerry.

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR 

Honestly, his first impression of you wasn’t the best. Yeah, you’re a girl and he chugs gallons of respecting women juice for every meal but come on - you’re this tiny little mousegirl from another world who can’t even do magic (not to mention that he’s heard rumours that you don’t even speak that much). You’ll get eaten alive!

Then he met you and all of that went down the drain

The meeting went as it usually does: you stepped on his tail, he angrily confronts you (whilst subtly warning you of the dangers of NRC) but then you just give him this flat, unamused look.

“Hey pussycat,” you deadpan, raising an eyebrow and crossing your arms as you jut your chin up so you level him with a glare, “maybe don’t go leaving your tail lying around everywhere if you don’t want people to step on it.”

Okay, so maybe you weren’t the meek little mouse that he thought you were. Even the predators in his dorm don’t have the guts to talk back to him. Honestly, respect.

Then word gets out that you defeated an overblot and his opinion of you gets more and more favourable.

Long story short, you start dating after his overblot.

And it does cause a few turned heads.

And who can blame them? A lion going out with a mouse. That’s definitely something.

And to the untrained eye, it does sound concerning. But to those who know you (read: have been around you for more than five minutes)? Well, they’re praying for Leona’s sanity because you are nothing more than an agent of chaos.

There was this one time before you and Leona got together where a bunch of Savanaclaw predators were trying to push you, Ace, Deuce and Grim around and without even blinking you just pummelled all of them right then and there. At one point during the curb stomp battle you just pulled a mallet out of nowhere and just started thrashing everyone until they were black and blue. 

Congratulations the entire Savanaclaw dorm is terrified of you

All that training with Big Cousin Muscles really does wonders

NRC have two new rules: 1) don’t even think about going after the nagicless prefect because you will lose and even if you try to use magic she will dodge and it will be your funeral and 2) DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES hurt Ace, Deuce or Grim because that will probably be the last thing you ever do (memories of Jerry completely annihilating Tom after he hurt Nibbles are resurfacing)

One thing he admires about you is your cunning and intelligence and how you’re always a step ahead of everyone no matter what their plans are. Even when you do find yourself in trouble 

Even Rook Hunt has trouble trying to catch you. Don’t worry though, he’s far too fond of ‘petite mademoiselle souris’ to be irked by that.

He does get jealous of how close you are with Ruggie though. Since the hyena is also a greedy little thieving bugger like you, you have found a kindred spirit in him. The two of you bond over raiding the NRC kitchen and making off with as much as you can. And also taking the mickey out of Leona.

 You also get along great with Cheka. He’s noticed that you have a soft spot for children and other animals. The pro is that he gets his nephew off of his back by pawing him off to you (who he knows will make sure that no harm will come to him) the con is that you get along too well and your chaotic natures mixing will probably send him to an early grave - if your mischievous and provoking nature doesn’t already.

One thing he loves to do is tease you over your mouse-like qualities. Yeah, anyone with eyes can tell that you’re nowhere near as innocent as you look but those mouse ears, wide eyes, squeaks and cute little tail are objectively and indisputably adorable. He takes great pleasure in telling you how cute ‘his little mouse’ is, especially when you give such sweet reactions when you're flustered.

Though he does get taken aback by how bold you are. You definitely did that thing Jerry does where he holds mistletoe above his head and made kissing noises at Tom.

Your high pitched laugh makes his heart melt and he definitely uses his rich boy money to buy you all of the expensive cheese you can eat.

CHE’NYA

He loves you so much. Finally, someone he can be chaotic with - you’re a match made in hell.

His interest in you starts when he tries to sneak up on you whilst invisible but you pull one over him and just turn around, look directly into his unseeable eyes and sprAY WATER RIGHT ONTO HIS FACE-WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT SPRAY BOTTLE FROM????

At first he was pleasantly surprised before his face broke into a Cheshire Cat grin. He felt cupid’s arrow hit him square in the chest and he just looked at you with heart eyes.

By asking Trey and Cater and hiding in the rose maze, he gathered enough information to decide that you are his future wife

Turns out that your troublemaking antics have you paired with Ace and Floyd for the position of ‘bane of Riddle Rosehearts’ existence’. Mainly because everytime you break a rule you always, without fail, evade punishment by avoiding getting caught - even when you are clearly the culprit

Trey has bribed you with so many cheese based baked goods to stop you from sneaking into Heartslabyul and causing mayhem (you felt sorry for him so you promised him that you’ll only steal from the main kitchen near the cafeteria. That’s not what he meant but he’ll take it)

One day he catches you kidnapping the dorm’s pet dormouse before an unbirthday party so that you ‘can help your fellow mice by freeing them from their subjugation’. He shrugs and nods in understanding before asking you if he should let out the flamingos and hedgehogs from their pens as a distraction. 

And so a beautiful relationship was born as the two of you ran off with a tray of choux pastries and a bunch of angry card soldiers chasing you.

The two of you have a competition over who can sneak into and stay in Heartslabyul the longest without getting caught and you’re currently the winner.

He loves that you’re not scared of anyone and you’re not afraid to stand up to people that are almost quadruple your size. In fact, he’s there cheering you on whenever you fight back or plot your revenge (he does know that he has a whole other school to attend, right?). One time you showed him one of your revenge plans and he even helped you set the traps and everything. Oh the two of you working together has NRC running for the hills.

Like Leona, he does like to tease you but what do you expect? He’s a cat, you’re a mouse - that’s nature. Though he does love the fact that you’re always one step ahead of him whenever he does try to outsmart you. He loves a good puzzle and you certainly keep him on his toes.

[married-to-google-translater]

Um...hi how are you? I really love your work and you are such a good writer so can I please request a fluffy romantic headcanon for Azul, Floyd, Malleus, Leona and Idia with a fem reader who has big boobs and the boys accidentally or maybe on purpose (you decided it) bump into their chest and a "so soft" slip out of their mouth and reader gets really flustered and the boys just smirk at them.

I got the idea from this picture I found on Pinterest

....

Yeeeeeeees this is Fluffy. 100% fluffy. You're cursed if you even dare to think about anything else. Eheheheheeeee. *Nervous laugh*

Ur mind is dirty. Not mine.

Also I am good.

Malleus Draconia

Horned boy can also sometimes be horny.

Usually, Malleus would only do this in private.

But he can also do this during mating season.

Often when he is jealous.

Which is surprisingly often.

Not even the moral police Sebek can stop him.

( Poor Sebek gets a heart attack every time. )

It's really hard to predict.

One moment Malleus is cuddling with you like normal and the next his head is on your chest.

*insert horny dragon noises here.*

And it's really hard to get the dragon to move away.

Malleus always wants "five more minutes".

And soon you realize that you have been in this position for many hours.

He also does not like to share the attention.

Don't be on the phone at the same time.

Otherwise, your phone may learn to fly.

"Please Y/N give me five more minutes. Yes, I know he said. I saw it three hours ago, but it's really good to be here. Don't you love me enough to give it to me? Yes, I know I said this too three hours ago."

Floyd Leech

Floyd would be the worst.

he hasn't seen many big breasts in his life. Floyd is a teenager so of course breasts are of interest.

He has no idea what is appropriate in public and what is not.

So because of that, Floyd can do this almost anywhere.

Who cares if someone sees it?

You are his partner so Floyd has a "right" to do this.

He would really enjoy this.

Your breasts are just so soft.

Floyd likes to play with them.

( We won't talk more about this. )

He also enjoys how "cute" you look when you blush.

Floyd would definitely tease you about it.

That would make you blush even more.

Either out of anger or embarrassment.

Who knows.

This also happens often.

At least once a day.

But Floyd is so sneaky that he never reveals when it happens.

"Eheheheheeee shrimpy is all red. Like boiled shrimp. This feels really nice. So what if someone stares? I can 'squeeze' them if they complain."

Leona Kingscholar

You would be in a relationship.

Otherwise, Leona would never do this.

"Respect women" juice is too good.

Leona would be sneaky with this one.

He's just pretending he's coming to sleep on your lap.

Nothing out of the ordinary.

But then he puts his head on your chest instead of your lap.

And he really doesn't want to move.

Leona thinks your breasts are really soft.

Like a giant pillow.

However, he would like to tease you a little.

It would be fun.

It doesn't matter if this happens in public or not.

But if it happened in public, Leona would enjoy the embarrassment of other people.

It's best to start carrying a water bottle with you.

It's really hard to get this big cat to move without it.

And when Leona realizes how nice your breasts are s

he starts doing this more often.

Just wait.

You really should start carrying a water bottle with you.

" Hey herbivore can you be a little quieter? I'm trying to sleep here. It's not my fault your breasts are as comfortable as the pillows. *

Azul Ashengrotto

Azul would be jealous.

He noticed that some unknown person was flirting with you.

And Azul couldn't take it.

He wanted to do something to remind him that you are his partner.

And that's when he got that idea.

Or, actually, he didn't come up with that idea.

Jade and Floyd figured it out.

The lesson of the story: don't follow ideas invented by eels.

Azul walked up to you like normal.

Then he bent down to the level of your breasts and you can find the rest in the picture that came with the request.

He could feel you blushing.

And saw how the person you were talking to blushed.

Azul would secretly enjoy this.

If the person didn't leave Azul would start doing more "things".

He enjoys the sounds you make.

Maybe he should try this somewhere else too.

😏😏😏😏

Azul has found a new dimension of pleasure.

He wants to do this more often.

" It felt surprisingly nice. Oh why did I do that? Well I just wanted to show you are my angelfish. We should do that again. Maybe more privately. What do you say?"

Idia Shroud

Idia might be to do this once.

But that would require a level 300 affection.

That is, about two years of dating and three years of a real relationship.

After that, if the stars are in the right position and Idia is sugar drunk enough, this might happen.

It would last about three minutes at most.

At least ten seconds.

After that, you wouldn't be the only one who was really red.

Secretly, Idia would be excited.

But still he retreats under the bed and refuses to come out.

The whole incident embarrasses him a lot.

Especially after the fact.

He won't be able to look at you properly for months.

However, He secretly enjoyed it.

Idia just doesn't want to admit it to himself.

And especially not for you.

Let's just hope Ortho didn't see this.

"No I'm not coming out! Can't you leave me food behind the door?"

[sebekstitties]

Tits/Ass/Thighs NRC Student HCs ✨

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts

Thigh man

Wants his head to be crushed between those thick juicy thighs like a nutcracker

Sucks on them and leaves little marks

Trey Clover

Trey is hot in an older brother way so I’ll have to say he’s a tits guy

Loves to lay on boobs

Doesn’t matter what size they are, he loves them

Cater Diamond

Boobs for sure

When you lean forward on something and they dangle down a little ? He will melt

Will shove his face between your boobs and just stay there, he’s happy

Ace Trappola

Thighs, thighs, thighs

He will be putty in your hands if you get on top cowgirl style and just let him grip your thighs

He’s weak for that moment when you sit down and your thighs spread on the chair

Deuce Spade

Deuce loves ass

Will probably ask for anal a lot

Loves doggie style and will smack your ass hard while you’re doing it

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar

Leona is a boob man for sure

Drinks his respect women juice daily but if you’re showing off any amount of cleavage you best bet he’s going to try and sneak glances when he thinks you’re not looking.

Just wants to grope them and feel that softness between his palms.

Ruggie Bucchi

Loves ass

Easy to sneak glances while he’s walking behind someone

“Oh you dropped something” stares

Jack Howl

Big into a toned thigh

Loves to watch those thigh muscles work as you ride him

Working out in short shorts? His tail is wagging every time he sneaks a peek of your juicy thighs

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto

He loves thighs

Sit on his face and just suffocate him with your thighs

Leaves nailmarks in your supple skin that he hopes bruises over

Jade Leech

Definitely a thigh guy

Loves stroking your soft fleshy thighs

Give this man a thighjob

Floyd Leech

Ass. Loves it so much.

Literally just put your ass in his face and he can die a happy man

Leaves bitemarks on your supple cheeks

Scarabia

Kalim Al-Asim

Ass man

Loves when you bend over a little and grind that ass onto his aching cock

He’ll be so weak if you make it clap for him

Jamil Viper

Also an ass man

Loves gripping a thick juicy ass

Leaves his handprints on your cheeks good

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit

Boobs guy

Loves when you wear clothing that accentuates your breasts

Sucker for a boob window

Rook Hunt

Loves ass

Eats it like it’s his favorite meal (it is)

Absolutely weak for when you wear a skirt and the back ends up being a little shorter than the front because of your plump ass

Epel Felmier

Ass man

Slaps it every change he gets

Yeehaw back that dumptruck up

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud

Boobs guy for sure

Plays a lot of hentai games that have girls with big anime boobs

Loves when the boobs are breasting boobily

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia

Thick thighs save lives

Loves to rest his head on your thighs

Even the great Malleus is weak to a thigh jiggle

Lilia Vanrouge

Peepaw is an ass man

Loves to slide his cock between your ass cheeks

His favorite position is 69 so he can get that 1080p HD view of your ass

Silver

I think Silver is a boobs guy

Like just put them in his face and squeeze them together

He’ll be so happily lost in your sweet scent and softness of your flesh

Sebek Zigvolt

Thighs

He loves to squeeze your thighs while you ride him

Wear something short that shows off your thighs and he won’t be able to keep his eyes off you

[blues824]

Imagine s/o as an oiran in the red light district and upper moon was isekaid to twst. Every man in the room started blushing of how beautiful she. And they're reaction to s/o has to work as a prostitute because of they're family.

Let me tell you, when I say I did research, I did better-than-the-FBI research. And I didn’t use Wikipedia, mind you. I got 5 websites and 3 books about this topic. I understood the assignment 💅

Also, since I’m on a time-crunch, I will only be doing 3 characters. You’re free to request again, though.

When you first get isekai’d to Twisted Wonderland, everyone saw you and bowed. Being an oiran meant being high-ranking in a certain social aspect. To say you were disoriented was an understatement, to say the least. You looked and saw that you were somewhere else, and you didn’t see anyone you recognized.

Riddle Rosehearts

“My lady, my name is Riddle Rosehearts.”

He dared not look you in the face for fear he was going to stutter through sentences. He knew that you went through a lot of hard work to get to that high of a position. When he mustered enough courage, he saw that you looked frightened and confused.

“If you would allow me, I’d be more than willing to show you around the campus of Night Raven College… maybe after we get you a change of clothes?” He asked hesitantly, offering his hand to you. 

The geta shoes that you were wearing looked very heavy and not comfortable, and you might prefer a dorm uniform rather than the kimono you were wearing. Plus, it might relieve some of the tension if you were dressed not so professionally.

As you were changing in Riddle’s room (he waited outside, of course), you were telling him more and more about yourself. You told him how you often serviced older men and how hard they had to work to get your services. You also told him how you were forced into this by your family and how you were glad that you didn’t have to anymore.

Once you tell him about where you’re from and what you are, you are already in a relationship. It didn’t frighten him because if you wanted to consume him you would have done so already. You had enough self-control to not go completely ballistic, so he was completely fine. 

Of course, you had to work very hard to get to a position where you didn’t have to sleep with a ton of people because being an oiran meant people were respectful and it also meant you were hard to reach. You often go on and on about all the things you had to go through, and Riddle will be there to listen to everything you have to say. You are his true queen, after all.

Leona Kingscholar

“Miss, are you alright?”

Mans drinks his ‘respect women’ juice daily. He has heard how hard it is to be a woman in general, but you must go through extra daily difficulties to stay in your position as an oiran. You probably have to deal with disgusting people. He will see to it himself that you don’t go through anything like that with the Savanaclaw dorm.

“Allow me to show you to my chambers. There, we will fetch you a set of more comfortable clothing that you can change into. Then I’ll show you around the place.” Man was he having a hard time not stuttering. You were gorgeous. 

Maybe you’d be more comfortable in other clothing than that in a school full of guys. He might have to get clothing from another dorm or something, though, because his dorm’s uniforms were designed for mobility and they’re a bit revealing. Maybe Vil has something?

As you were changing in the bathroom, you were thanking Leona for his kindness and he told you about the women from his hometown and how he was very intimidated by them and was taught to respect women from a young age. You, in return, told him about you and your life. You told him how you were forced into the Yuukaku in the Red Light District to bring your family out of poverty, and he scowled to say the least.

When you get further and further into the relationship, you tell him more about who/what you are, and you assure him that you can control your urges. He was already kind of intimidated by you in the first place, but this made him respect you even more.

Whenever you go on rants, he will often be sleeping but he will listen to every word that falls from your lips in his sleep. I mean, you have to deal with being a woman in a completely different world, all the while trying to cope with your trauma. Of course he’ll listen to you!

Floyd Leech

“Who are you?” 

He doesn’t understand the situation at all. Why is everyone bowing to you? Azul forces him down and apologizes for him, but he still doesn’t understand. The cecaelia whispers what you are and how it’s the highest rank for a person of your occupation.

“Let me bring you to my room! I can give you some more comfortable clothes, koebi-chan!” He held his hand out to you. He wasn’t nervous, but he saw that you were. He’s in a good mood right now because he’s in the process of making a new friend! 

He loves shoes, but the shoes you’re wearing can’t feel good at all. He has a bunch of clothes you can borrow, plus he could ask/threaten his dorm-mates to give him clothes if some of his clothes didn’t fit you. He was very tall, after all.

As you were changing in the bathroom, he was asking you a bunch of questions through the door. You barely got a chance to answer each question he was shooting at you before he asked another one. He just wanted to know all about his new friend! You found it adorable, and you were relieved because you could be yourself here. You tell him about what an oiran is (he blushed a little) and tell him that you were forced into it by your family.

When you get far enough into your relationship, you tell him about your hometown and what exactly you are in terms of species. He’s not the least bit scared, but rather fascinated. His Koebi-chan is a demon? Does that mean you have special powers?!

He always likes getting to know more about you and you find it adorable how he will give you his undivided attention. He reminded you of a small child, despite being so tall. It was truly adorable how he’d drop everything he’s doing just to listen to you.

[coralinnii]

✧ Who’s your vibe: Savanaclaw edition ✧

How to play: out of the 20 traits I think of about the TWST guys, bold or highlight the traits you associate or vibe with. No competition, no challenge, just fun.

Heartslabyul Savanaclaw Octavinelle Scarabia Pomefiore Ignihyde Diasomnia

Leona

8/20

brilliant, but apathetic \ sarcasm is a first language \ scars \ lovable jerk \ rich kid \ messy look is hot \ drinks respect women juice \ always second best \ kid-magnet for some reason \ gold jewellery \ high maintenance \ not a me-problem \ tattoos \ justifiably confident \ secret good guy \ messy room \ naps are essential \ doesn’t like being told what to do \ chess \ meat-lover \

Ruggie

7/20

not a picky eater \ average student \ grandmomma’s kid \ haggling is an art \ damn rich people \ supreme chef \ parkour \ money is a great motivator \ mmm, donuts \ leader when needed \ smooth talker \ neighbourhood babysitter \ survivor mode on daily \ ambitious \ mohawk \ surprisingly responsible \ strong teeth \ piggy bank \ workaholic \ great with kids \

Jack

6/20

brutal honesty \ chill guy until provoked \ prefers to work alone \ hidden softie \ cacti \ athletic \ bruiser strong \ morning runs \ smells senses at 110% \ spiky hair \ tooth necklace \ minds own business \ protein shakes \ soft older sibling \ strong moral compass \ serious respect to role models \ “be a better you today than yesterday” \ early-sleeper \ easily embarrassed \ knocks before entering \

[erenspussy420]

Twst Guys that will totally let you use them as a 🍆🍆

MDNI +18 ONLY. NSFW

Every character is depicted as 18+

Fem Reader

I do not accept criticism, this is just pure brainrot ok. This list is in no particular order. Edit: Link for part 2 is below

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/erenspussy420/690619745318436864?source=share

1: Ruggie Bucchi:

 HEAR ME OUT OK, like ugh like Ruggie said his home is run by the matriarchy and like male hyenas  are more submissive ok. And listen, Ruggie is more than happy to let you take control. More than damn ready to let you use him like a dildo. You should see him whine with a fucked out expression as you bounce on his dick. His pleas coming out as you use him like your own personal fuck toy. Remember to treat him well after ok! Yeah it’s nice being your dildo, but remember he’s still your boyfriend so after care and some snacks, bring him some donuts ok he deserves it, for him is a must. Other than that ride him as much as you want. Fuck, take him under the tree’s where no one can see you, just not at the gardens ok, Leona doesn’t need to hear you two fuck ok, he needs that job. He’s ready when you need him, kiss him gently, before you unbutton his pants, and taking his dick in your mouth.

2: Deuce Spade:

 PLEASE LISTEN YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. Okay gotta calm down, I brain rot for Deuce for obvious reasons. He’s so damn sweet I wanna give him the world. He’s trying his best for you and willing to do anything to make you happy with him. His face absolutely explodes red when you tell him you wanna use him as a dildo, he’s gonna faint ok, you gotta wake him up and make sure he doesn’t faint again at the idea. He’ll totally let you use him, if he’s gonna be honest he has thought about it. So with shaking hands, he tries so hard not to touch you like you told him, the sheets under his hands are getting permanently warped as you play with his dick. You hands rubbing his slit, the other playing with his balls, aw fuck. He’s trying so hard not buck,”P-Prefect-,” “My dildo can’t talk.” Just a warning, Deuce will at some point snap and fuck you into the sheets, but who doesn’t love a self thrusting dildo?

3. Kalim al Asim:

Okay do you even need me to explain this? He’s sunshine, he’s so open with you. Hell he probably suggested it to you even! And honestly you’re down for it. Even asked just to make sure, which Kalim is more than happy to do for you. Poor Jamil he’s probably gonna have to listen to Kalim ask this during a private dinner and he’s dead inside. Kalim has his bed ready for you, he pulled out the even nicer silk bed sheets for you, extra pillows just in case you wanna rest, trays of food and bottles of water, which you tell him you won’t need as he’s gonna make sure you aren’t thirsty 👅. Kalim isn’t a quiet person far from it, oh man the noises he makes as your sucking him dry, pulling your lips off his dick making a lewd pop as your lips let go of his head. “Oh this dildo is so good in my mouth,” licking the head with a teasing grin. He’s whining,”Wait, Prefect!” You pat his thighs reminding him that dildo’s can’t talk, and how you want to make sure you dildo is ready to be in your pussy. That has Kalim trying his best, but Kalim still lets out moans of pleasure as you guide his head in you. Then you grinding on him, “Oh what a good dildo in me” and he’s praising you for being so good to a dildo like him. Kalim is too good for us.

4.Silver. 

I can’t even make words why for him. He totally can for you, I just feel it. He’s a real sweet man, too good for us. He does his best to stay awake for you especially during intimate times. And if he’s going to be honest he has had some...interesting dreams of waking up to you riding him, using him like a dildo with cum dripping down your thighs, and it’s been in his mind so much you even had to snap him out of it. He’s not gonna say it, he doesn’t want to disrespect you, which btw I would let him degrade me, Lilia raised this guy with a gallon of respecting women juice, so you’re gonna have to pull it out of him. And oh it was a very interesting convo between you two, you both decided to try it by having him come to your dorm to sleep instead of Diasomnia, where anyone can walk in. So with his permission, you make Silver’s dream cum true. Silver’s dick in you’re shaking hands as you shimmer off his boxers, he must have been having a nice dream cause his dick is getting hard, the bead of pre-cum is so pretty like a pearl. And so you take your new dildo, stroking it, sucking his head groaning as you feel it pulse in your mouth. You loved playing with it so much, you don’t even notice Silver beginning to wake up, your pussy is wet and aching to have your dildo in you, that you’re already scrambling over him, taking the hard cock into your warm folds and start riding to relieve the ache of want of him in you. Silver’s panting, wide awake, hips snapping up. Yeah, dreams really do come true. 

[hajimeshoe]

I've had this one on my mind for too damn long!

I see a lot of fem!s/o headcanons where she's defended, but hardly any where she defends herself or likes to play rough!

So I'm asking!

Could you do a Jamil, Leona, The Leech twins, and Kalim with a tall(6'0) fem!s/o who's pretty docile and soft with a smart mouth. *I mean the insulting kind of smart mouth*.

She doesn't know her own strength when she play fights and accidentally hurts people sometimes. She's very kind to others as long as she likes them.

Now, in the event that she is physically provoked into a fight, she wails on her aggressor, and she won't stop until she's satisfied with the damage dealt, or until she's pulled off. And she's strong, so people have a hard time.

How would they calm her down from her anger, and how would they stop the fight?

I- Shiba, I struggled with this one - half of these guys are the “Would murder someone for the slightest misstep” Squad 😃 It honestly was fun to write tho

Leona

You and Leona would be insulting eachother CONSTANTLY. Like, I can picture this as an “on again, off again” relationship

And you two scrap allllll the time - when he’s not half-asleep

So when you’re going ham on this other student

Leona would sit there watching for a bit

You’re his herbivore, he knows you can defend yourself

He'd blame the other person for pissing you off, honestly

And he is wayyy too lazy to get involved

But, as per his culture (Which raises them with a healthy dose of respect women juice) he has to get involved

Now, you may be tall, but so is Leona

So it's not an issue for him to walk over and drag you off, kicking, screaming and insulting him the entire way (Out of all of them, Leona is the only one I can picture having no issues dragging you around)

"Calm down, Herbivore, we're taking a nap"

“No tf we aren’t!! I have a murder to commit! 🤬”

Cue Leona literally wrapping himself around you like a koala to keep you from trying to run back and finish shit - he already has Ruggie using his unique magic to humiliate them for a couple of days

Jamil

He's a babysitter for Kalim, he's a babysitter for his girlfriend - he never does get a moment of peace, does he?

He does love you're smart mouth, and how creative you can get with insults but...

The second he see's you beating the fuck out of this student, he just facepalms and sighs.

"Kalim, stay!"

Left Kalim to make his way toward you

A single mom who works two jobs, who loves his kids and never stops

It doesn't matter if you're taller or not, he'll end this quickly and get you and Kalim both somewhere neither of you can continue to cause issues

He interrogated a random student to figure out what happened. Somebody had insulted you?

When Jamil fails to pull you off, he just gives up and uses magic

Bro literally just grabs your face with one hand (like a disobedient child) and forces you to look in his eyes so he can hypnotize you

And he hypnotized the other person to stay there

Once he has you nice and compliant, he’ll have you walking to Scarabia so he can hole you up in his room

(One week later - You: Jamil, what happened to that student I beat up? Jamil:… Jamil: I should probably drop the hypnosis before they die)

(He has his hands full with you and Kalim, he can’t honestly give a damn about other peoples health 😭)

Kalim

One word: Panic.

Yes, you're taller than him. Yes, you're stronger. He still panics because he doesn't want you getting into fights

It takes him, Jamil and three other students from Scarabia to de-escalate the fight by separating you two

Afterwards, you have an impromptu therapy session complete with cuddles, your favourite movies, snacks, ice cream, chocolate - he is literally rich with no sense of impulse control, you say the word and it's yours

(Baby already had Jamil overblot, he isn't risking it happening to you)

Jade

First things first, you and Jade 100% have competitions where you insult eachother to see who ends up crying first

It's normally him

He'd actually like to see who would win in a fight - you or Floyd

But he knows one or both of you will get carried away and be mortal enemies the rest of your lives if that happens

So when he sees you beating up some guy? He’ll blackmail him jnto admitting what he did wrong later (you may or may not end up with the guy as you new slave)

For now, he recruits Floyd to help him frag you off of they guy and back down to Octavinelle

The trip takes double the amount of time that it should given they’re both over 6foot tall merpeople

But you are deceptively strong for a normally fairly docile person (He and Floyd had to use all of their combined strength and still struggled)

Once he has you safely in Octavinelle, I feel like he’d calm you down by - hear me out, even if you think it’s out of character - letting you take your anger out on him

He’s certain he can take it, and he trusts you won’t do any permanent damage.

He loves you, what can I say?

Will he end up in the infirmary for a week? Yes. Does he care? Definitely. But in his mind, it’s still worth it.

Floyd

He will sit there eating popcorn

Until it starts to bore him

Then he's in a bad mood and just wants to go

His pride? It takes a huge hit when he can't just drag you off by himself and - surprise, surprise - his mood worsens even more

Now he's pissed off and has some pride issues

I’d say watch your back in case he attempts to a) squeeze you to death or b) drown you, but I gotta feeling you’ll be A-O-K

He ends up needing reinforcements to grab you, but who? Some of the poor, poor freshies he’s managed to scare into helping him grab you

How does he calm you down? He tries (Keyword: TRIED) to beat your ass

Now, now, it may seem counterproductive, but hey - it works

You got to beat up two people, and now your boyfriend is in the infirmary in one of the worst moods Jade has seen him in, but you’re calm and that’s all that matters 😌

[lmm16]

The first few days in New York for the group was……well it was……you see the thing is……..It was a disaster, a fucking disaster.

Leona almost killed multiple man for insulting him and catcalling a women nearby(Leona out here drinking respect women Juice and we Stan for it).

Sebek got kicked out of multiple stores after being ‘Too Loud’, when all he wanted was some books to read.

Kalim got lost on the subway at least 20 times in a row just the first day alone, got the point where he has a backpack with a leash now.

Floyd kept on scaring the shit out of everyone who walked by the group by even an inch, and he too has to be held on a leash.

Idia ears started hurting because of how loud and crowded everything was, so everyone helped him out by taking him to a peaceful, silent place to clam down in. (Hc that he’s on the autism spectrum)

Grim, Ace, and Cater were the only ones who didn’t have a completely shitty first few days. The first few days still sucked for them though in some way or another.

(P.S, I’ll probably make a post about what kind of disabilities I think some of the group has. I’ll also probably make another post about how during the groups stay in New York, they learn about their disabilities, what they are, how it effects them, how they can work around them, and in turn learn more about themselves. Cause let’s face it, Crowley almost, if not none, doesn’t do shit about the mental health or disadvantages his students have)

[crystalstorm]

Apparently people in the EN fandom keeps characterising Leona as a jackass that is rude to women??? Where the hell did that come from. He drinks his respect women juice on the daily wdym he’s gonna be an abusive boyfriend??

[goldennightengale]

I don’t know if you have a character limit, so may I request the first year squad with mc being really prone to disasters, accidents, to the point where they just accept it as part of life? (think misery from Ruby gloom (if you know the show)) If not the entire squad you can pick and choose from there. Thank you! 💚

I love Ruby Gloom! Its been one of my favorites since childhood so this request is such a delight to receive hehe (⁀ᗢ⁀) My character limit is 5 in one post so don't worry, this is the perfect amount!

Fem aligned!MC

Freshmen with an Disaster Magnet MC!

Ever since you arrived in Twisted Wonderland it seemed misfortune dogged your every step. Chandeliers falling when you close a door, mirrors shattering when you touch them, everything you did led to some form of destruction.

Eventually, you learned to just accept everything that came at you. The same could not be said to your fellow freshmen...

Ace Trappola

If he thought meeting you in the beginning was the peak of his bad luck streak then he thought wrong

Just how in the Great Seven’s name do you get into these situations????

Is more concerned with how oddly you deal with them, especially when you brush off almost getting hit by LIGHTNING

He doesn't trust you anywhere near the Heartslabyul dinning hall after the teapot fiasco

Please, for the love of his stress levels, stay inside or near him… he just wants you safe

Deuce Spade

Bad Luck Buddies!

Might not have as bad of luck as you do but he relates hella hard to the weird things that happen when you’re not paying attention

Would be surprisingly adept at keeping you out of harms way, even if he fumbles a bit trying to do so (you have a few bruises to show for it)

Once he gets used to it that is...

He likes to stay near you whenever you're near kitchen supplies and bookshelves

Jack Howl

Oh he is not happy about it

First he has to deal with the Adeuce duo and now you?? Great Seven give him strength

S T R E S S E D

Poor puppy just wants to see you thrive but the universe decided to say no❤️

Will be a tad bit overprotective in the beginning but will start to chill if you tell him to back off (he’s being supplied the Respect Women Juice™ by Leona)

Epel Feilmer

Concerned

He’s had his fair share of accidents happen to him while on his family’s farm but you take it to a whole new level

Will actively avoid giving you anything heavy after you dropped a crate and managed to break five mirrors at once

Wont be as overprotective as Jack but he will subtly guide you away from any holes and tree roots 

Please don’t go into Pomefiore anymore, he’s tired of being forced into cleaning duty after your visits

Sebek Zigvolt

Great Malleus give him strength

He already didn’t trust you around Malleus due to you being so chaotic but now he barely trusts you to be alone with his master for completely different reasons

What if you managed to get both Malleus and yourself hurt?? (Highly unlikely that the dragon would even flinch at such misfortunes but go off I guess)

Will be constantly teased by Lilia, but he will make it his mission to make sure you survive through the day with minimal harm

Don’t point out he spends more time worrying over you rather than his master, he will throw a massive fit

I hope my work fulfilled your fantasy! -GN

[siren-serenity]

✧ Who’s your vibe: Savanaclaw edition ✧

How to play: out of the 20 traits I think of about the TWST guys, bold or highlight the traits you associate or vibe with. No competition, no challenge, just fun. inspired by @coralinnii!!

Leona

7/20

brilliant, but apathetic \ sarcasm is a first language \ scars \ lovable jerk \ rich kid \ messy look is hot \ drinks respect women juice \ always second best \ kid-magnet for some reason \ gold jewellery \ high maintenance \ not a me-problem \ tattoos \ justifiably confident \ secret good guy \ messy room \ naps are essential \ doesn’t like being told what to do \ chess \ meat-lover

Ruggie

11/20

not a picky eater \ average student \ grandmomma’s kid \ haggling is an art \ damn rich people \ supreme chef \ parkour \ money is a great motivator \ mmm, donuts \ leader when needed \ smooth talker \ neighbourhood babysitter \ survivor mode on daily \ ambitious \ mohawk \ surprisingly responsible \ strong teeth \ piggy bank \ workaholic \ great with kids

Jack

5/20

brutal honesty \ chill guy until provoked \ prefers to work alone \ hidden softie \ cacti \ athletic \ bruiser strong \ morning runs \ smells senses at 110% \ spiky hair \ tooth necklace \ minds own business \ protein shakes \ soft older sibling \ strong moral compass \ serious respect to role models \ “be a better you today than yesterday” \ early-sleeper \ easily embarrassed \ knocks before entering

[married-to-google-translater]

dorm leaders reaction to their female s/o ahegao face

I know what you're thinking, but who said ahego face would always result in nsfw. Mc could very well have learned with the help of the internet how to make that face just so she could troll boys.

So joke's on you.

With imagination you can even write aheago face without it being nsfw.

Riddle would be horrified. How dare you do something so inappropriate? rule 69 forbids all such things in his dormitory area. ( He probably hasn't heard of irony. ) Yes, I believe that Riddle knows what an ahegao face is. Surely that was one of the examples his mother showed him. Because you have to protect your child with a thing called memes. And traumatizing them is the best solution. (sarcasm) Riddle will surely punish you for this. He would also blush profusely.

Azul would try to remember where he has seen that face before. And when he realizes he blushes really badly. Now Azul is really confused. Is this some sign? Maybe you want to do things like that with him. Now he's really excited. Azul is a bit disappointed when he finds out that you just want to troll. Besides, he doesn't like the fact that others might have seen you like that.

Malleus would be interested. What face is this? Is that the way people say hello? How can he learn it? The virgin dragon does not understand the obvious reference. Instead, Malleus wants to learn it. And if you are a masochist who hates Sebek you will teach him that. Because you have to be a masochist to survive Sebek's anger when he also learns what that face refers to. Malleus doesn't understand why you're laughing at his confusion. He will certainly learn more on the subject. You can thank the Otaku god that Malleus doesn't know how to use the internet. Otherwise you'd be in trouble. Malleus simp can be very protective when it comes to the innocence of their lord and savior.

Leona would laugh. Even if he respected women, he would find this funny. Especially if you upset other people at the same time. He would really enjoy this with you. Since Leona drinks the "I respect a woman juice" she wouldn't tease you as much after this. But he'd be lying if he said he wouldn't want to see that look again "under different circumstances." If you understand what I mean.

Vil would be shocked. He really didn't think you could do this in public. Why? Vil face is 90% traumatization and 10% enthusiasm. However, Vil wouldn't want other people to see this. And god bless you if you do this in his dorm area. It's definitely not good manners.

Kalim would really laugh. He would say that your face is really funny. Yes Kalim is 110% innocent boy. He really doesn't understand these things. Soon Jamil is protecting him from realism. Jamil will surely come up with some white lie to explain your expression. And Kalim believes it. He is also a bit naive.

Idia would have died. This is exactly the reason why he does not dare to post about his dormitory. Idia would surely blush a lot. No, this isn't the first time he's seen a face like that. But the first time he sees them irl. There would be no coming back from this. idia locks herself in her room and refuses to come out. He is really red and tries to avoid disturbing thoughts. (And it doesn't really succeed.) Idia won't be able to look at you normally for weeks.

And here I am. Trying to dance on the line between nsfw and non-nsfw writing without leaning towards nsfw.

[themagicmc]

I’m glad you liked the last one!! I’m biased, but mayhaps: ballet dancer mc for the dorm leaders? Gratzi!

Welcome back darling sorry this took too long. I have been neglecting my duties as a writer. 😭

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Dorm leaders x reader

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Riddle

- Riddle doesn’t really see the point in the art but if it makes you happy then he’s all for it

- he makes sure you have all your equipment and plenty of water

- he will be strict with your schedule as too not over exert yourself. But not too strict.

- I think he might of created a few rules just for you -~-

-but he’s doing this all because he loves you and wants you to continue your love of ballet

8/10 a good boy who’s worried for your well-being

Leona

- He really doesn’t understand this at all

- all the spinning and the leaps just makes his head hurt

-but because this man drinks respect women juice every day he won’t say shit. (Cause you would beat his ass)

-does actually come to a few of your performances and does throw a few compliments to the dance.

- though he does wish you would just come and nap with him

7/10 only because he’s slept through some of your performances

Azul

- pleeeaaassseeee dance at the Mostro lounge

- literally the man who will try to get his lover work for him so they aren’t apart from him anymore

- would absolutely love and I mean LOVE to come to your performances. I mean this man gets front row seats and everything.

-I feel he would advertise you working there to bring in more buisness

(I mean man’s gotta work)

- All in all pretty respectable

- but I wouldn’t put it past him to draw up a contract that would make you dance at the Mostro

-I’m giving this boy an 6/10 because of the fact he would want to gain some profit form your dances

Kalim

-I would like to think that this boy would fall even more in love with you if you were able to do some form of dance

-I headcannon that form a young age Kalim was taught to do many forms of dancing including ballet.

-So ask him to join during a private practice he can help you!

-Even if he wasn’t dancing I think he would be there just to support you and tell you how much he adores the way you dance ever so gracefully

-Sweet boy 10/10 would recommend because of how good he is

Vil

-Oh Vil…

-Must we go through this again the man is obsessed with the thought of beating beautiful. How could he not think this dance was of the utmost perfection.

-I’m pretty sure he has designed MULTIPLE costumes you have worn.

-Definitely comes to performances every. Single. One. He’s not missing the love of his life performing the most beautiful thing he could ever see.

-I think he has a set schedule for you of when to practice and how to keep yourself healthy enough to perform.

9/10 only because of the one outfit he made where it was made entirely of SEQUINS

Sequins suck

Idia

-You remind him of this one anime character who is a redhead who will tune into a kind of bird when embarrassed and is trying to save the love of her life by returning parts of his soul back to him!

(Please tell me at least ONE of you know which anime I’m talking about)

-I think if he WERE to go to any performances he’d be standing in the back in the shadows so that way no one would see him. (His hair gives him away though)

-He probably has designed some pretty good light fixtures that you have used to spice up your performances. Heck even the judges wished to know who was behind the spectacular display.

8/10 only because the man literally can’t even show his face while he’s at the performance. But he tries his beats because he’s gotta love his S/O

Malleus

-Like Kalim I would like to think that he too was trained in the art of dance. Though I don’t think ballet would have been one of them

-I’m pretty sure this giant of a man has shown up randomly in your practice room just to watch. (Though he’s scared the crap out of you multiple times)

-This fae brings you flowers very time you have a performance just so he can give them to you at the end. (Cue blushing S/O)

-I don’t think he would sit way in the back where he wasn’t noticed but I think he would have one of those high up seats that sit on the wall. Just so he can have a Birds Eye view of his lover.

-10/10 I have no words for how this man will bend over backwards for you and I mean it.

[cursedcola]

Prompt: Who would they main in Genshin Impact? (as of 3.0)

A/N: For those of you who don’t know, I have played genshin for quite a long time. Therefore I am qualified to do this and am not taking criticism. My reasoning for these choices is up to your own interpretation. Enjoy my dears <3

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts = Yanfei

You really shocked by this one? Miss rule book?

Hates domestic disputes, if you know then you know

Ninguang was a close second but he likes burning his enemies to a crisp

Trey Clover = Yae Miko

The plight of cleaning up other people’s messes is one he knows

Her hair looks like candy floss

Wishes he could steal some of her girlboss for himself

Cater Diamond = Albedo

Hear me out

He really is a sucker for the intuitive character with an aura of beauty

Albedo’s origin story > any other

It’s people like Albedo irl that actually frighten Cater the most. Yet he appreciate’s Albedo’s uncanny ability to call people out on their bullshit with no reservations

Ace Trappola = Diluc

Diluc is the closest we have to your stereotypical “superhero,” which Ace always gravitates towards

Appreciates his tomato-red hair and is invested in the brotherly drama with Kaeya

Deuce Spade = Jean

She is responsible, she kicks ass, and is a great leader

Deuce drinks his respect women juice and thinks the actual grandmaster needs an ass whopping for leaving her alone so long

Like bro, all that bs with StormTerror and you still don’t drop by? What kind of irresponsible prick-

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar = Kaeya/Klee

Says he mains Kaeya

Actually mains Klee

Finds her antics amusing and she reminds him of cheka

Ruggie Bucci = Yelan

She knows her shit. Badass. The scene in the one event where she was like “if you know my secrets, i’ll have to kill you,” gave him chills - if yk yk

Ruggie is a masochist and therefore fell for the “step on me” tactic mihoyo did with her advertising

Jack Howl = Xinyan

Likes her can-do attitude and how she doesn’t let other people her tear her down

Make fun of her english VA and he will take it personally

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto = Ganyu

For those of you who know her backstory, he sympathizes

Thinks she is absolutely adorable

Tried to make himself a Zhongli main for the clout and failed

Jade Leech = Tighnari

Mushroom dance, mushroom dance

Has to be special and play the first 5 star dendro

Floyd Leech = Hu Tao

Are we really shocked with this one?

No, seriously. You saw her character quest, right?

As if Floyd would pass on that, you’re nuts

Scarabia

Kalim Al’ Asim = Yoimiya

As if Kalim would not go straight for this literal ball of sunshine?

He loves her idle animation where she twirls around with a sparkler

If he isn’t playing her in co-op then he is a healer because he just wants to help. Has a godly Bennett that Jamil built for him

Jamil Viper = Eula

VEngAnce wILL bE mInE

For real, he loves her lore

And that she dances. Teach him your ways icey momma

Pomefiore

Vil Shoenheit = Sangonomiya Kokomi

She is beauty, she is grace, and she is Vil’s

Prefers to play healer in co-op because he doesn’t have to worry about fighting. Just admires the water jellies ~

Thought he was a cut above all the rest because everyone skipped her premier banner, so he was one if the few who had her (until the re-run that is)

Rook Hunt = Tartaglia

Okay, hear me out on this one

Rook enjoys the dynamic gameplay of swapping between bow/sword and factoring in the timing for your E

Tartag’s lore? If you know then you know. Rook is on the edge of his seat with this shit

C’mon guys. That bloodthirsty thrill of the hunt? Tartag’s addiction to battle? Match made in heaven

Epel Felmeir = Arataki Itto

Another one that I don’t really need to explain?

Itto is himbo beefcake. Epel idolizes himbo beefcakes?

Doesn’t mind that Itto is a niche character because that adds to his charm. Epel is determined to declare superiority with his all-geo team and maximum damage output

Deadass someone make this dude touch some grass because he’s been artifact hunting in Slumbering Court for so long-

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud = Kaedehara Kazuha + Amber

Man only plays meta. Decimates every spiral.

Lowkey agrees that he would get an anemo vision if he was a character bc yk seems trauma is a commonality

Builds a godly Amber just to show off when domain hopping. That’s right. His Amber just did more damage than your shitly built c6 Hu Tao

Also likes Hu Tao. He knows what it’s like to be ostracized for just being yourself

Ortho Shroud = Fischl

Often plays support for his brother and she’s pretty universal

He loves her imagination. Whenever she’s idle and starts doing poses it makes him giggle

Is extremely invested in the immernachtreich lore

Wishes he had a companion like Oz or a Seelie

Don’t worry. Idia builds him one for his birthday

Diasmonia

Malleus Draconia = Zhongli

The actual Zhongli main

Because Malleus is very bad at the game and so defense build is OP

Lilia Vanrouge = Venti and Klee

A drunk god and a child who blows shit up?

Yeah

Waiting for Scaramouche

Silver = Kamisato Ayato

Lazy player. Enjoys being able to hold down his E and do auto attacks (that do tons of damage)

Likes the chivalrous type as well, but does enjoy Ayato’s macabre and mischievous moments

Ayato’s magic boba sleeve won him over

Sebeck Zigvolt = Zhongli/Barbara

Fool only pulls for the same characters as Malleus. Just copies.

Sucks at playing too. Ends up just using the free characters you get early on because that’s what he’s used to

No fun smh

Side Characters

Dire Crowley the cheapskate = Mona

Wizard lady does not have a penny to her name

Jk she does, but just blows it all on books

Likes that

Relates to her past regarding divination. No one understands how hard it is being headmaster and just how generous he is to his beloved students

Grimm the feral cat = Raiden Shogun

Think’s he is hot shit just because he can carry

Nevermind that he’s using one of the most broken supports that Yuu built on his behalf

You know, because he can’t do artifacts on his own

Unrelated but he never does his dailies . Shame him

Mista “got friends on the other side” = Xiao

Fucking fear him

Man has enough money to supply mihoyo on his own. He has c6 Xiao and r5 Jade Spear. He doesn’t even play and only flexes it

Xiao actually speaks a lot about this one’s personality. No, I will not elaborate

Puppy = Traveler

He picked the game up for 5min before deleting and is making you do extra homework for wasting his time

Mickey Mouse = Aloy

Useless to the plot and a cash grab - just like him

Yuu = Qiqi

Shit luck on 50/50 just like in their daily life

Too busy fixing everyone else’s account to play on their own

Can’t game when carrying the weight of multiple overblot trauma on their shoulders