#merry christmas quotes

[spencestiel-michelle]

Garcia: i can’t believe you lied to us! 

Derek: what are you- 

Reid: we were just in town and guess who we saw?! 

Garcia: Santa Claus

Reid: Santa. just a myth?

Garcia: who totally exists- by the way.

Reid: then explain how we have this! 

*Reid yanks out picture of him and Penelope standing next to Santa*

Derek: you… *exhales* my apologies. clearly, i was mistaken. 

*everyone walking away* 

Garcia: ha. he tried to argue with two geniuses. get it line. 

Reid: the odds of him winning that was colossal. 

Garcia: get. in. line. 

Derek: guys, we have to start the whole Santa thing again. 

*JJ, Hotch, Emily, & Rossi all sigh and grunt*

[lilliejareau]

Henry: what happens if you wait for Santa on Christmas and he sees you?

Emily: where do you think he gets the elves?

Henry:

Henry: *cries*

JJ: Seriously???

[pastel-hazey-dreams]

[dubblebubbleibuprofen]

The Berzattos

[nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes]

SpongeBob: It's Christmas! You all know what that means?

Jimmy: Everyone is going to try to kill each other at the dinner table

Danny: The sweet release of death

Timmy: the only thing I'm gonna get from Santa is coal

SpongeBob: I was gonna say "ugly sweater competition" but, you know what? We're going to therapy instead...

[sauronnaise]

Legolas: Merry Christmas!

Gimli: Merry Christmas!

Sam: Merry Christmas!

Frodo: Merry Christmas!

Merry: Merry Christmas!

Pippin: Pippin Christmas!

[drwgs]

👉🏼👈🏼

[russellradio]

incorrect quotes | 911 x Schitt's Creek

[merry-myah]

[nobeerreviews]

Be the love you never received.

-- Rune Cazuli

(Rapperswil, Switzerland)

[arrowmaker15]

You get two today

Dick: Merry Christmas!

Jason: Shut up.

Tim: Let's open the presents.

(that night, in the Batcave)

Batman: Remember, on Christmas criminals and villains are even more dangerous because they are motivated and because villains have seasonal plans. Any questions?

Red Hood: Nope.

Spoiler: Nah.

Nightwing: Just one. What's the best gift you got today and who is it from? I'll go first; yoga pants from Babs!

Spoiler: A year of free access to a gym close to my college. From Jason.

Red Hood: A new set of guns. Red with purple coloring going along it in a line. From Steph.

Red Robin: Coffee mug with a Red Robins logo. The store, not me. From Connor.

Signal: ...a flashlight with my logo attached to the front to make my symbol on the wall... From Jay.

Orphan: Sharper batarangs. Dad.

Robin: A new collar for Goliath. From Drake.

Oracle, from the screen: A new baton for my wheelchair. Jason, obviously.

Batman:...a box of my favorite tea. Cass.

Alfred: My recently acquired "World's Greatest Grandad" sweater. All of you.

[incorrect-strife-quotes]

Cloud: Not a single brain cell in that head of yours, huh?

Zack: Yep! ☺️

Cloud:

Cloud: You're not supposed to agree with that

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ted: I don't really "do' Christmas. I just throw snowballs at the ice skaters down at the Hatchetfield Ice Rink

Bill: That was you?! I almost died!

[navnae]

Eddie: here’s my wish list

Robin: ok this is reasonable

Nancy: I’m pretty sure we can get all of this stuff by the end of the week

Steve: so no one’s going to ask why I’m on the list?

Eddie: that’s more of a personal request

Steve: that still doesn’t tell me why I’m in the list? Can someone explain?

Nancy: *sighs*

Robin: *whispers* are you sure you don’t something else this Christmas?

Eddie: nope, I want him

Steve: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY IM ON THE GODDAMN LIST!

[thebunnylord]

Sir Topham Hatt: on the twelfth day of Christmas my engines sent to me:

Emily: twelve truck a-troubling

Oliver: eleven grumpy passengers

Douglas: ten tonnes of damaged goods

Donald: nine delayed trains

Duck: eight OSHA violations

Toby: seven derailed tar trucks

Percy: six safety valves a-popping

James: FIVE CLASS ACTION LAWSUITS!!!

Gordon: four smashed up buffers

Henry: three striking engines

Edward: two twins a-scheming

Thomas: AND A GIANT GAPPING HOLE IN THE STATION MASTER’S HOUSE!!!