#soup quotes

[gennsoup]

But here in the soup it's cozy.

Erica Jong, Two More Scenes from the Lives of the Vegetables

[sierralikethemist]

MY BRAIN DONT WORK BUBBA

[noyoucannotpushthevoid]

"In obedience to the Emperor, you made soup." (Muir, 228, Harrow the Ninth) "And when things are terrible, soup is the answer" (DiCamillo, The Tale of Desperaux)

I'm glad to see Harrow has brushed up on her literature

[oceania627]

FJSJSJKDFK BHAHAHAHAHAHA

You just gotta explode thongs man!! (gender neutral)

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[vixfern]

Bruce: So what's for dinner?

Clark: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Bruce: ...

Bruce: Is it soup?

Clark: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Bruce: Please, Clark, enough with the soup puns.

Clark: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Bruce: STOP!

*one hour later*

Bruce: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

[incorrectbatfam]

Roy: You wanna be a public nuisance?

Jason: Sure, how much does the job pay?

[writersmorgue]

Lunar. This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Gem: Hold on, I was just with the sniffers, and I got that, and that. *throws a sniffer egg and pitcher pod towards Etho*

Etho: Oh snappers! Noice, thank you very much.

*a pause, as Etho sorts his inventory*

Etho: Um… *faint laughter from Gem* I have a gift for you as well, Gem.

*Etho throws three poisonous potatoes towards Gem*

Gem, breathy and pained: Okay.

Etho, laughing: It's all I got. Sorry.

Gem: Our friendship is really tough to maintain, Etho. It's- it's hard, out here.

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: if i were to have any, i don't think i'd want to have kids after 40.

cody with a mouthful of soup: yeah, forty is already plenty.

[add1ctedt0you]

[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Pearl: Who wants to make fifty bucks? 

Gem: How? 

Pearl: I need someone to take the fall. 

Gem: What did you do? 

Pearl: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. 

Impulse, from the other room: Oh my god. 

Pearl: ... 

Impulse: OH MY GOD! 

Gem: Make it a hundred. 

Pearl: Deal.

[dragonflavoredcake]

Gem: It's like feeding two birds with one hand! Impulse: You mean killing two birds with one stone? Gem, very serious: I would never hurt a bird. Grian: That is completely untrue and you know it

[bookwyrmsbuttons]

Some of the Locked Tomb inspired pinback buttons available in my Etsy shop

[appropriatelystupid]

shoutout to will “team player” kitman for his participation in the red-dick-string-of-fate training

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like jumpers, and hugs. Getting under blankets and standing under heat lamps. Soup

Jesper: Yes to all of that except soup. Soup is nasty

Wylan: Oh boy Ive never felt so violent take it back