#wizard college

[fattocatto-wizard]

If anyone needs me, I’ll be off stealing crap on wizard college campus.

(Since I apparently can’t leave. I’m usually able to escape anywhere, but they’ve got this place looked down good. I tried teleporting out, it got redirected straight into a chamber full of water. Did not enjoy that)

Anyways, I’m getting revenge for when those dirty professors stole my catnip and laser pointers (they shoot actual lasers)

[racheldrawsstuffsometimes]

Arnaud Alexander, the Prefect for the Enchanters at Wizard College in a homebrew Pathfinder game my husband is putting on for me lol

Loooooove him

[whiskyarts]

He was not that nice, he is incredibly mean and essentially just went “I suppose I will send you, my worst wizard, to solve the problem in Cyclops Lane… don’t blame it on me if you mess up!” And my child self decided that was the gender I was going for

Tbh that is pretty gender

It's okay, one day you'll be a dumbass like me who's spent a good couple hundred dollars on this game, and you'll reach the Arcanum and meet your Arcanum teacher

Baba Yaga is much better than Cyrus

[epicgnome23]

I had a really weird dream last night where my college was a wizard school and all of the professors had a magic that was relevant to their field, and there was a series of murders going on and irl my college has infamously bad administration, and in the dream dream admin was just so unconcerned about the series of murders on campus. Man admin dropping the ball even in my dreams.

[captaincleverusernamehere]

not mine but NECESSARY op is a genius

[a screenshot of a tiktok by @/toriand showing the op’s face in the bottom right corner, with text taking up most of the screen reading ‘the funniest thing brennan lee mulligan could do in this moment is release a “ceo of wizards of the coast” video. he is in such a unique comedy position in this situation and I think he should take advantage of it]

[lupiclaws]

Can a dog boy and a bug girl ever truly be in love

[lets-get-ready-to-ramble]

Do you think in like, an urban fantasy setting, with a modern lab and chemistry knowledge you could brew super specific potions? Imagine getting a C on your lab final for Potions 238 because you didn’t balance your equation correctly and accidentally added 4 mols of salamander blood when you only needed 2. You lose points for incorrect titration, leading your potion of invisibility to last 10 minutes instead of 20. Would you treat each magical component as its own element/ compound or would you have to break it down into organic molecules? What does “enchanted” MEAN in terms of reactance!!! These are the real questions!!

[wizardnuke]

can't stop thinking about a shadowgast "i'm not looking to fuck do you have a screwdriver my bathroom is flooding" grindr au

[n0blefl0wer]

Normalize pretending you’re Remus Lupin cramming for OWLS!! How else am I supposed to find the motivation to study!?!

I am but a woman 🤷🏻‍♀️

[aiyve-rose]

Happy New Year!!!

Hi everyone! It's been so long since I've consistently posted anything on here, so sorry about that (can ya'll believe it I'm in college now what) But I wanted to greet you all a Happy New Year! Thank you to those who still look at my blog every now and then, it really means a lot to me.

[birdhand-art]

My first submission to Xerox Candy Bar has officially been published!! I'm so excited to share the Monsters & Cryptids edition with everyone on distribution day :]

Thank you so much to everyone at XCB! Y'all are amazing and i'm so interested to see what comes next 👀

[niinaro]

Idk if someone did that before

[themirrorballfriend]

What I think The Marauders + The Skittles college majors would be:

James Potter: Sports Medicine/Kinesiology

Sirius Black: Music

Remus Lupin: History/English Literature

Peter Pettigrew: Film Studies

Lily Evans: Nursing

Mary Macdonald: Linguistics

Marlene Mckinnon: Aviation

Dorcas Meadows: Fashion

Regulus Black: English Literature/Software Engineering

Barty Crouch Jr: Finance

Evan Rosier: Law

Pandora Rosier/Lovegood: Environmental Management

Bonus

Frank Longbottom: Business Studies

Alice Fortescue: Journalism/Communications

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I accidentally walked into my college production of Wizard of Oz, and I wasn’t in the drama club, so I had to find another way to get to my class, and it was because I stepped on the yellow construction paper. Also Spy TF2 was there.

[xyznini]

How to be unforgettable

1. wear a unique and memorable scent, to make the scent last longer you can use a moisturiser with the same scent.

2. be nice and gentle towards others, remember what goes around comes around

3. be quiet and mysterious.

4. have a close friend group instead of many friends.

5. always smile towards others.

6. learn subtle confident body language, like sitting up, head up, and smiling.

7. take care of your skin every day. DONT SLEEP IN MAKEUP 😭😭

8. study and read every day

9. take care of your body etc. workout,meditation,yoga

10. eat healthy.

11. be yourself!!

[bonesashesglass]

Everybody please watch this. You won’t regret it.

I’ve never been more proud of my generation! ❤️