#(AN: if u don’t who she is get da hell out of here!)

[amiharana]

not to actually be delusional but why does revali have gold shit braided into his hair and why does it lowkey match link's hair color.

[moths-in-hats]

sometimes I wish I could add author's notes in the middle of my fanfictions because I have Thoughts and Opinions and I hate Subtlety but unfortunately I am no Tara Gilesbie and I could never pull it off

[hellsitegenetics]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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Closest match: Prunus dulcis DNA, pseudomolecule Pd02 Common name: Almond

[seamstressedfoundations]

Made myself a dnd/mcr shirt

[strandsofgold]

hi my name is shadowheart and i have long ebony black hair and a lot of people tell me I sound like shar (an: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). i’m a shar worshipper (in case you couldn’t tell) and i wear mostly black. i love hot topic and i buy all my clothes from there. for example today i was wearing black leather pants, a black leather top and black eyeliner. i was walking in camp. a githyanki stared at me. i put up my middle finger at her.

[sealsdaily]

Hi my name is Saimaa Ringed Seal Pusa Hispida Saimensis and I have a ring pattern on my back (that’s how I got my name) with light colored rings and an otherwise black back and dark black eyes like the deep sea and a lot of people tell me I look like Ponsuke (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Leopard seal but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a carnivore but my teeth are straight and yellow. I have brown fur. I’m also an endangered species, and I go to a lake called Saimaa in Finland where I’m in the third year (I’m three). I’m a generalist feeder (in case you couldn’t tell) and I eat mostly fish. I love Lake Saimaa and I hunt all my fish from there. For example today I was eating some vendace with matching freshwater smelts and a European perch, and rutilus roach. I had shiny brown fur, sharpened claws on both front and back flippers, and thick fat. I was galumphing around the lake. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of other seals stared at me. I put up my left flipper at them.

[somecleverreference]

Hi my name is Count Doctor Hannibal Lecter VIII M.D. im a cannibal (that’s how I got my name) and I have shiny brown hair with gold streaks and silver tips that reaches my mid-neck and maroon eyes that reflect red pinpoints like limpid blood and a lot of people tell me I look like Sandro Botticelli (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Lady Murasaki but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a cannibal but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale golden skin. I’m also a doctor, and I own a psychiatric practice in Baltimore where I help my patients (I’m forty-seven). I’m an aristocrat (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly brown. I love Garrison Bespoke and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a brown plaid suit with a matching silk pocket square and a blue paisley tie, blue socks and brown oxfords. I was wearing pink lipstick, beige foundation, gold highlighter and concealer on my eyebrows. I was walking outside the BSHCI. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of fbi agents stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[helpmeimblorboing]

ARCHIVIST

“Statement of Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven… Way (muttered “God, these newfangled names), regarding her encounter with… sorry does that say Vampire ?

…well, I suppose we do have statements from vampire hunters on reco- what do you mean his name’s Vampire? What kind of -

Nope. Not going to question it

Anyways, Statement of Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way, regarding her encounter with Vampire. Original statement given August 18th, 2024. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

EBONY (in a distorted voice, clearly hiding a laugh):

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white-

ARCHIVIST:

Your hair isn’t black, though?

EBONY

OMG, you’re like, such a nerd. Who cares ?

ARCHIVIST

We do, we’re a goddamn arc- did you just pronounce Oh My God as O-M-G ? What’s wrong with -

EBONY (rolling eyes)

I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year -

ARCHIVIST

…Michael, you motherfucker

EBONY/MICHAEL (cackling)

Archivist, you have to admit, the expression on your face alone made that worth it

ARCHIVIST

Do you enjoy making my life difficult?

MICHAEL (grinning)

Oh, immensely

ARCHIVIST

Figured

[putting-eddie-munson-in-places]

Please, put him at Hogwarts!

Hi my name is Eddie Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my shoulders and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black Hellfire tee with matching battle vest over it and a black leather jacket, black jeans, black fishnets, and black sneakers. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.

(fuck jkr btw)

(my immortal eddie below the cut!)

[captaincrusher]

You guys will just see the word "Goncharov" and hit the reblog button. You won't read anything after that anyway so I could just Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I we

[wifegideonnav]

Hi my name is Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus and I am the heir to the ninth house (that’s how I got my name) with shaved black hair and black eyes like ominous sepulchers and a lot of people tell me I look like Anastasia the Ninth (if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Body of the locked tomb but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I only eat gruel but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale brown skin that has never felt the sun. I’m also a necromancer, and I was summoned to a magic mansion called Canaan House on the First House. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear only black. I love tradition and I get all my clothes from my predecessors closets. For example today I was wearing black robes with matching lace around them and a bone corset, a veil and black boots. I was wearing a grease painted skull on my face. I was walking around inside canaan house. It was raining outside so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[drawing-prompt-s]

Draw your interpretation of Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.

(AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!)

[shakespeare-official-account]

Hi my name is Strawberry Dark’ness Dementia Raven Styles and I have long strawberry blonde (that’s how I got my name) with platinum and honey tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Taylor Swift (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). this is the story of how i was sold to onedirection

[incorrectbatfam]

If the members of the batfam wrote memoirs or essays about themselves, what would their opening hooks be?

Dick: *record scratch and freeze frame* So you're probably wondering how I ended up here.

Jason: This is the story of how I died. Don't worry, I got better.

Tim: It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up.

Damian: A caution to those who have an inferiority complex: stop reading right this second. The Homeric epic of my life will only make you feel more useless.

Duke: According to all known laws of city planning, there is no way a city like Gotham should be able to exist. It's infrastructure is too weak to build its fat little buildings off the ground. Gotham, of course, runs anyway, because the city doesn't care what humans think is impossible.

Cullen: The first rule of Tumblr is you don't talk about Tumblr.

Stephanie: ...I can explain.

Cassandra: Hi my name is Cassandra Wu-San Black Bat Orphan Cain and I have short bat-colored black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-shoulder and cold black eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like an Asian Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Biblical Cain but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a bat but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a vigilante, and I live in a comic book city called Gotham in New Jersey where I’m the second Batgirl (I’m twenty-four). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black bodysuit with matching holsters around it and a black leather jacket, yellow fingerless gloves and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside in Gotham. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Rogues stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Barbara: Do you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head?

Harper: A long long time ago in a city far away...

Carrie: Bruce told me I can't insert audio so let's just say you got Rickrolled.

Kate: The definition of gay? Me. The definition of disaster? Also me. My picture's in the dictionary twice, suck it.

Alfred: In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and more bat-children. And at this point I'm not so sure about death.

Selina: "Mom I want Bruce Wayne" "We have Bruce Wayne at home" The Bruce Wayne at home:

Bruce: Look behind you.

[garak-pussy-indulgence]

Hi my name is Elizabeth Anhedonia Bloodmane Robinson and I have short blood-red hair (that’s how I got my name) with black tips that reaches my mid-neck and silver-black eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Kate Mulgrew (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Andy Robinson but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I drive a ghost-white hearse with a blood-red interior and sometimes I have vampire sex with women in there.

I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. Today I drove my haunted hearse to the cemetery to meet my two other vampire friends, Madelyn Judas'Priestess Dangerous and Dylan Nos'feratu Notdangerous. We were walking outside in the cemetery and it was sunny and bright so there was no rain, which we were very upset about. A lot of preps stared at us. We put up our middle fingers at them.

[viola-halogen]

Hi my name is Tom Badgerlock and I have long black hair with a white “badger lock” in it (that’s how I got my name) and lots of scars and a broken nose and a lot of people tell me I look like the Wit Bastard FitzChivalry Farseer (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!) I’m not related to Queen Kettricken but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie.