#CEO!Bruce Wayne

[sunshine-alligator]

Chapter Summary:

Danny wakes up to find a new blob ghost on his chest, Sam asks what he did at the gala and promptly has to recite everything about Poe, Danny decides to escape kingly paperwork and find food to walk around with, and bumps into an undercover Poe.

Ya know, a normal day in The Life Of Danny

Chapter Two is posted!!

Not anywhere near done with three though, sorry guys :/

Let me know what y’all think! 💖

[qweenofurheart]

i can imagine that a phase of tim’s ceo life involved being a sort of corporate vigilante

[andromarche]

Hear me out, whenever one of the batlings does something good/bad, Bruce responds accordingly by changing his last will and testament. Most of them don’t even need or care about the money/company/manor, but they treat it in the same way young kids treat a sticker chart.

The batkids regularly break into Bruce’s lawyers office to check if they got any more stickers and forge the will so they get a bigger cut (more stickers). Bruce’s lawyer regularly returns to their office in the morning to papers and ink everywhere, and batarangs lodged in the side of the desk.

The lawyer thinks Bruce is just very fickle. Like this is BRUCIE WAYNE we’re talking about. He’s said on the record that he thinks the moon is made of cheese, he writes his signature with a cute little heart next to it. Very loveable. Not the brightest or most likely to think hard about the long term. They’re convinced the frequent and glaringly obvious Batman/Robin break ins is because Batman is one of Brucie Wayne’s kids and wants to keep checking he’s in the will.

•••

Tim: *mentions off-hand that he’s been awake for 48hours on 12 straight black coffees and sheer-will*

Bruce: *furiously calling his lawyer to cut Tim out of his will and leave the company to Jason*

•••

Lawyer: *holding the coffee pot to head back to their desk, to see Nightwing riffling through the drawers*

Lawyer:

Nightwing: *takes the entire coffee pot and pours it into his mouth, not breaking eye contact*

Lawyer: *sigh* Top drawer, right side. Had to move it because Robin spilled ink in the other drawer last night.

Nightwing: *devious grin, writing out “I leave my entire fortune, company and properties to Richard Grayson-Wayne. To my son, Damian Wayne, I leave one penny. To all of my other children, I leave a crisp $20 bill and this message ‘divide it amongst yourselves’.” And perfectly forging Brucie’s signature, complete with a heart next to the name.*

•••

Tim: B! B! What’s this I hear about you leaving us all a $20???

Steph: I DIDNT GET LEFT ANYTHING

Bruce, knows he explicitly mentioned Steph in his will: Oh well, since you didn’t want to be legally adopted-

Steph: IM EMOTIONALLY AND FINANCIALLY ADOPTED. I CLAIM SQUATTER’S RIGHTS.

Dick, knowing he changed it last night before Steph’s weekly snoop of the will: On… this family?

Steph: NO JUST THE WILL! ITS ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE.

•••

Lawyer, upon seeing Brucie Wayne for the third time this week to change his will: So, who did what this week? Was it Batman again?

Bruce: What?

Lawyer: Don’t worry, I’m not going to rat out that Batman is your kid.

Bruce: Right, thank you. I appreciate it.

Lawyer: *thinking more about Bruce’s high public profile and how judgemental Gotham’s high society can be than the vigilante stuff* I can’t imagine how hard it must have been to become a father so young. You must have still been in high school!

Bruce, confused and committed to the bit: Yeah, me and his mother still speak sometimes. He keeps getting annoyed by his brothers taking the car out for joyrides.

Lawyer: I hear ya, my eldest just started driving, she loves it though and keeps taking the car to Metropolis randomly.

[beesbiteandwillowrites]

DP x DC Prompt: "Rematch"

Back when Jason was still a wee baby Robin, Bruce was in business negotiations with some company from out west. Jason wasn't paying attention to whatever it was that Bruce did during his day job, CEO is a boring job anyway, he wants to be a doctor or something so he can help people.

But he notices when Bruce starts acting strange.

It's subtle, yes, and Jason doesn't think most people would even notice something amiss, but he's Robin, he's Batman's partner, he knows Bruce better than anyone except maybe Alfred or Dick, but Alfred is on holiday in England for a week or two, and Dick is on one of his "no talking to Bruce unless the world ends" binges, so Jason really is the only one in a position to do anything.

It's up to Robin to save the day.

Jason investigates Bruce's comings and goings and the CEO of this potential new business partner of WE is kinda shady. He's slimy. Definitely keeping secrets. Jason dislikes this Vladimir Masters right away. Especially when it becomes apparent that he's doing something to Bruce during one of their business dinners that makes Bruce's eyes glaze over in a very worrying manner.

Jason is so not going to let this guy mess with his dad's mind.

It ends with Vlad being beaten up and chased out of Gotham by an enraged Robin. Bruce turns out to be fine and doesn't remember the incident. Jason doesn't tell him, just types up a report and files it in Bruce's archives. Alfred comes back from England, and Dick drops by again to steal Jason away for some brotherly bonding, and everything is fine.

Jason never forgets Vlad Masters and how he tried to manipulate Bruce. Not even a resurrection and a Lazarus pit swim will make him forget that guy.

So naturally, when he starts coming around the manor more and more, and hears that Vlad Masters is sniffing around Tim in hopes of manipulating WE's CEO, he is ready for round two. He's got a bone to pick, and he's bringing the big guns (All-Blades)

And if this round two happens at a gala where Sam Manson is present to see and capture the whole thing with her camera, well, Jason has gained a couple of fans back in Amity Park.

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

I'm back on my shit BAMF Tim Drake

Tim is a good character if done right here's my Tim.

Loves his brothers to hell and back he doesn't care if they try to murder him each day no one fucks with them.

Sneaking into Red Hoods meets grabbing intel and finding the rat before they could even touch Jason.

At a gala someone wants to insult Damian look who's a broke bitch. Entire companies swallowed by Wayne and Drake industry's because their CEO thought they could touch a hair on baby bats head.

A new superhero tries to make Dick uncomfortable erased no one remembers who that was klarion owed Tim a favor and he knows to come when Tim calls. That's his Robin, his nightwing the man who taught him how to be family what love is.

They are his brothers they can hate him any day of the week that doesn't mean they aren't hoard his gold to protect and cherish. He has no problem lighting the fire and letting it burn if his brothers need it he can get shit done without Bruce ever knowing he's the Robin who lies to Batman who destroyed Ra's network he doesn't care he will give his brother's the ashes without a question.

[superbat-love]

Disagreements between Batman and Superman were always pretty interesting to watch during the Justice League meetings. Superman would always politely raise his hand until Batman acknowledged him. For some reason, all of Superman’s disagreements would be phrased as questions and hypothetical scenarios intended to extract Batman’s opinions, which Batman would answer in a clipped and brusque manner. Superman would frequently nod his head and furiously scribble down notes to Batman’s replies, even though Superman was known to have a pretty good memory.

Even more amusing were the times when Batman would impatiently answer “No comment” to Superman’s questions and stride out of the room, leading to Superman chasing the man down and yelling even more questions after him.

Eventually they’d come back to the room and announce that they’ve come to an agreement though, so whatever backdoor deals they’ve made must have come to a satisfying conclusion. At least they both look pretty happy and relaxed about it.

[poisonousquinzel]

reblogs welcome to reach a larger test audience❤️

[toastedkiwi]

CEO!Bruce presenting his little girl to his family.

Martha: oh my goodness—

Bruce: just you wait- Y/n, do the honors

Y/n: *gently pulls off her little hat*

Baby Wayne: *yawns*

Thomas: HAHA! She’s totally a Wayne!

Martha: she’s just so precious!

Jason: she’s got more hair than the both of you *points at Thomas and Bruce*

Thomas: I still have hair!

Jason: it’s receding!

Thomas: *shocked gasp* *looks to Martha*

Bruce: *turns to Y/n* mine’s not, right?

Y/n: you’re fine— you are going a little grey on the sides

Bruce: WHAT??!

Baby Wayne: *cries*

Y/n: you’re 35, dude

Bruce: so are you but you look hot as shit

Y/n: I’m not 35- I’m not even close. you’re freaking our kid out with your hair freak out

Bruce: we’re the same age

Alfred: *sneakily grabs the baby from Bruce and slides out of the room*

Y/n: I’m 25

Bruce: *gasps in disbelief*

Tim, Jason, and Dick: *cackling hysterically*

[frownyalfred]

some Wayne Enterprises Exec: you need to be sitting in your cubicle 8 hours a day minimum to prove your devotion to this company. do you think the CEO would like you slacking off?

Bruce Wayne, walking into the offices viciously hungover at 3:30pm with iced coffee and only one of his loafers: oh hey you’re all still here? go home, it’s almost 4

[headcanonthings]

Bruce: The key to these W.E. presentations is starting with an attention grabber Tim: Alright, cool Tim: “So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies-” Bruce: No-

[rubydubydoo122]

Guys, if we make Tim South East Asian, we can have all the boy Robins be Brown. Dick's Romani, a large amount of people Hc Jason as Latino, and Damian is Arab. I'm pretty sure the current Tim hc race is half Korean, but like... I can see Tim being half Singaporean, or Indonesian. It would also be really funny because it would make Damian and Tim look really similar and just imagine a random white lady walking up to the both of them and going "Oh! is this your brother?" and Damian going "No! I'm not related to Drake!" and it happens seven times and ends in Damian begrudgingly saying, "Yes, though he is adopted"

[yeetus-feetus]

Jaime from 'Batman: The Brave and The Bold' should get adopted. Like obviously not legally because he already has parents, but like a Stephanie situation where he's basically B's kid coz he hangs around all the time.

Billy Batson should get actually adopted though. His siblings too, obvi.

And like Wally and Donna are basically his kids too because of Dick.

I bet he refers to Donna and Dick as his twins.

Actually all his "friends" kids are his kids now too. That means Lizzie, Jon, Kon, Roy, Mia, Connor.

(Ollie and B are so an item in the brave & the bold actually, I could write a whole thesis on their sexual tension)

Anyone who dates B's legal kids are automatically also his kids now. Congratulations Bernard you're adopted, at least Bruce isn't homophobic.

Just someone asks Bruce about how many kids he has exactly and he starts counting on his fingers, then out loud he says "wait- is that one legally my child??"

Or someone sees a photo on his desk at the office and goes "wow are those your kids?"

And B's like, "yeah all my mine. They make me so proud everyday". And only one of those kids is actually his.

Or Bruce has one of those fold out photo things in his wallet and he's showing everyone his 'daughters'. And it's Donna, Babs, Kori, Helena, Cass, Cassie, Stephanie, Kara and Lizzie. Even Raven maybe because she dated Damian at one point.

"oh wow, so many! I thought you only had just the two girls?"

"no no, these are all my lovely girls. They're so smart and I'm so proud of my babies".

"isn't that one Commisioner Gordon's girl?"

"uh. Yeah I guess.. but she's basically my daughter".

"Sure Mr. Wayne."

Or it's a Wayne Gala and he's brought along some of his honourary kids and one of the other rich people is like "oh who's this? I didn't recall you picking up another stray."

"he's not a stray he's my son."

And Jaime's just thinking "what? Did I just get adopted? I already have parents?" But it's honestly his own fault for hanging around so often and accepting the invite to the gala. It's not like Bman went out looking for more kids they just showed up on they're own and now they're his.

I mean B is the one looking after them and teaching them and making sure most of them don't die so. And Alfred feeds them all. They sleep over at the Manor more often than not. So they are his kids now right?

Right?

Anyways, Bruce loves all his kids. Even if they drive him absolutely insane. He's got grey hairs because there's so many of them now lol.

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

Tim Drake owns dress shoes, however he make it a point to wear Vans with his suit in every meeting out of spite and hoping that it will convince Bruce to take his goddam company back from a 17 year old

[cleromancy]

all else alside genuinely always baffled when people say "canonically when tim is sleep deprived and exhausted, he'll fall asleep at random/inconvenient places" as an argument AGAINST him drinking a lot of caffeine

[therealmofamorus]

Ask

Original Male Stud Fusion: Office: CEO AU + Farmer AU

Is it true that while most of the time Brianna is in charge of the relationship... if Clark worships her and praises her in a loving way then she becomes the bottom in a sense?

Clark: Your body might be made for sinning but I will worship it like a temple. *touching the incredibly toned hourglass figure with soft, probing lips and hands*

Brianna: *covered her red face* J-Just fuck me like a damn brute!

[toastedkiwi]

Lucky

Summary: Bruce comes home from being kidnapped.

Pairing: CEO!Bruce Wayne x Popstar!Reader, Thomas & Martha Wayne still alive AU

Bruce came to his bedroom. You’re in the middle of his bed wearing one of his old Yale hoodies. You’ve got your hair up and a remote in hand. You clearly haven’t found anything appealing to watch quite just yet. He’ll probably choose what

“Where have you been?” You asked in a grumpy tone while his German Shepherd perked up.

You might be angry at the world all the time. But you’re hiding in his place. You’ve gotten very comfortable and he knows you enjoy his presence. It puts you at ease but you won’t admit that.

“Some fucking assholes kidnapped me… AGAIN!” Bruce said annoyed yanking off his slightly torn blazer. “And this shit was custom made!”

“Kidnapped?!” you said with your soul filling with worry.

“Kidnapped!” he exclaimed and started leaning more into his rant. “It’s not like I had shit to do today like meetings and deals and other business things! I also have your grumpy ass to worry about!”

You had left the bed. Your arms circled around his waist. Your face pressed against his chest. Your jaw tightened trying to keep your tears at bay but it’s hard.

“This is nice…,” Bruce said wrapping an arm around you while his hand found your bump. “wait, are you crying?”

“N-No,” you sniffled.

You broke down into sobs. Your tears soaked into his once pristine button up. He started to rub your back.

“I’m okay, I’m okay,” he said softly. “You can’t get rid of me that easily.”

You tightened your grip on his shirt as you cried harder. It’s a little out of nowhere for him to see. You’ve been very grumpy and in foul moods. He understands it from the pregnancy to shitty exes to the world being judgmental of you.

“Would it make you feel better if you looked me over in the bathroom?” Bruce asked. “Maybe join me for a shower?”

You hiccuped trying to speak out answer for him. You ended up quickly nodding your head. He smiled softly and shuffled you to the en-suite. Ace followed behind.

“Look at me, I got the two of you to fix me up,” Bruce grinned. “I’m very lucky.”