#Shenanigans on the Source

[ayakapartx]

shadowheart has the shoujo filter on when shes romanced, laezel hijacked my brain and now shes taking over all the illustrations

I LOVE DRAWING GITHYANKI EARS

[l3viat8an]

MC: the human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock….resting on the beach warmed by the sun...unaware of the trials and tribulations of human life.

Satan: Do you need to talk?

MC: I wish I was a croissant.

[magpie-trinkets]

continuing that "maya tries to contact claire" post, i present you the post-Spirit of Justice follow-up

[sweetlypunk]

SHE’S SO

Bonus: The secret weapon

[mammonswhore]

*MC walks into the classroom*

Satan: *looking at his book* You look nice today MC

MC: you didn’t even look up from your book

Satan: No, but Mammons heart rate sped up when you walked in the room so it's a safe guess

Mammon: *choking with his own words* YOU FUCKING IDIOT I DID NOT

[simple-dark-eyes]

*In Ramshackle at 3:00 AM during one of Grim's zoomies.*

Yuu: You're very tiny and cute, but you're too dang rowdy!

Grim: I got the zoomies! I SHALL NEVER CEASE!!! *runs circles around the room and jumps on the bed* I'M GONNA- huh 💤.

Yuu: *smiles and tucks him in* 💤

[jessicas-pi]

You never feel cooler than when you're dancing and mouthing the words to a song while wearing headphones. Conversely, you never look stupider than when you're dancing and mouthing the words to a song while wearing headphones.

[qcomicsy]

If the batkids had a podcast.

Trinity Special

Superman: (laughing) This is so unfair–

Wonder woman: What?

Superman: I want to hit the table like the boys do. But I will–

Wonder Woman: Break it?

Superman: Yeah.

Wonder Woman: I hate that.

Superman: Right?

Wonder Woman: Yesterday I was– I was trying to make my car work–

Superman: Uh-huh

Wonder Woman: I broke the car.

Superman: Oh noo.

Batman: Was in the insurance?

Wonder Woman: No.

Superman: Oh. This why I don't use cars.

Wonder Woman: You don't?

Superman: No. Because– Because the world is a–

Wonder Woman: A paper cup–

Superman: Paper cup– Yeah.

Batman: I don't have this problems.

Wonder Woman: son of a– (giggles)

Superman: (giggling) very nice lady–

[delulu-with-wandanat]

(in fact very much is still) Stuck in our universe

*The team watching a movie for de stressing and team bonding.*

Steve: Care to join us ma’am?

Scarlett: Sure.

Elizabeth: Watching a movie with my co-stars’s doppelgänger is certainly not on my bucket list, but who am I to say no?

*Takes a seat next to Scarlett*

Wanda: *Casually walks up to Natasha and cuddles up to her*

Natasha: *Wrapping her arms around Wanda as if it’s second nature”

Scarlett:

(Not homophobia dw. But ya'll can understand LMAO)

Elizabeth: Should we? *jokingly to Scarlett*

Scarlett *laughing*: Lizzie, I have a husband-

Y/n: You have a husband?!

Yelena: You’re straight?!!

Scarlett: Why do people keep asking me this-

[draco-glacialis]

Arlecchino: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Navia: What if it bites me and it dies?!

Arlecchino: Then you're poisonous. Fucking Abyss, Navia, learn to listen.

Clorinde: What if it bites itself and I die?

Arlecchino: That's voodoo.

Furina: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Arlecchino: That's correlation, not causation.

Lumine: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Arlecchino: That's kinky.

Ayaka: Oh my god.

[sadiecoocoo]

Thinking about how clones probably would feel really weird with nice things like actually comfy beds.

Rex: *battling the very fluffy and soft bed* get flatter!

*the mattress breaks and feathers fly everywhere*

Rex: *whispering in a worried voice. Covered in the feathers from the mattress* Anakin… I think I killed the bed

[l3viat8an]

MC:*Knocking on Asmo's bedroom door* Are you decent?

Asmo: Not morally no, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.

[south-sea]

he's a happy well-adjusted hedgehog thank you very much

[nonoel-28]

Kakashi: I'm leaving for a solo mission, and I'll be gone for a couple of days. Sakura is in charge. I've left notes for each of you with instructions.

Naruto: Mine just says, 'Naruto, don't'.

Kakashi: And you can apply that to every possible situation.

[mammonswhore]

Lucifer: Asmo, I need you to fill out another application. This time do it correctly.

Asmo: Why?

Lucifer: You put pizza as your gender. Pizza isn't a gender,idiot.

Asmo: But everyone wants a piece of me.

[amelia-queen-black]

Roy: I always keep a bat by my bed.

Diggle: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Sara: I sleep with knives.

Felicity: Haha, the three of you are pathetic.

Roy: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Felicity: Oliver.