My anxiety
stays deep inside of me
when i'm just trying,
trying to stay in my sobriety,
trying to make them proud of me
hopin' they'll see
what addictions done to me,
left me in a corrupt society
clinging onto sobriety,
when recovery has no guarentee
yet i'm trying so hard,
with everything inside of me.
@theaddictspoetry
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Somewhere, somewhere, somewhere,
off the deep end, I fall into a stride.
Sometimes, I'm living low; feelin real high.
Lifeofiction
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Bruce: Why do you smell like weed?
Jason: How do you know what weed smells like?
Bruce: I—
Jason: Aha, busted! You're grounded for a week!
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*During a 24 hour shift at the station*
Eddie: I give up. I am too tired. I can't go on.
Hen: Chim, get the emergency supply!
Chim: *brings Buck and places him in front of Eddie*
Buck: *confused but smiling* Hi?
Eddie: Ok, this is working
Chim: Buck, could you flex now.
Buck: *still confused but flexing*
Eddie, staring at Buck's arms: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GO!
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2614
Happy Halloween! Remember to drink your drug-blood responsibly. (Dialogue from What We Do in the Shadows, mostly.)
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[before Ace got adopted]
Krypto: Hi there! So nice to meet you. I'm just going den to den seeing if any wolves would like to become dogs today.
Ace: What's a dog?
Krypto: Amazing question! You're such a good boy. Dogs are a pet for humans. You get paired up with one and they take care of you. They feed you, take you on walks, and when you get scared you can hide between their legs.
Ace: Wait, hold on. They feed me? You guys don't catch your own food?
Krypto: No, we eat dog food. And sometimes, if you're lucky, you get a treat.
Ace: What's a treat like?
Krypto: Have you ever done crack cocaine?
Ace: No.
Krypto: Well, that would be the closest example.
Ace: Okay, so I just get paired up immediately then?
Krypto: Well, not exactly. You will have to spend some time in a shelter, but if you're lucky, a human will pick you and take you home with them.
Ace: What happens if you aren't lucky?
Krypto: Oh, don't worry about it. You're going to a non-kill shelter.
Ace: What?
Krypto: Nothing! So, what do you say?
Ace: Yeah I'm not interested, sorry.
Krypto: WAIT!
Ace: What?
Krypto: Belly rubs.
Ace: Belly rubs?
Krypto: Every single day.
Ace: Okay, yeah, I'll consider it.
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