#funny adventure quotes

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[runboybeneaththemoon]

Arthur: Okay, so you're my servant now. It's not really that important of a position, just like, idk, make sure you bring me my breakfast on time

Merlin: I would die for you, I would kill for you, I'd give up my humanity and become a living weapon for you, I would sit by your grave for over a millennium, awaiting your return-

Arthur: but would you bring me breakfast on time?

Merlin: Well that's asking a bit much, don't you think?

[shyjusticewarrior]

Wayne Family Adventures Incorrect Quotes

Damian: I got a pet snake! What should I name him?

Bruce: You what-

Jason: William Snakespeare.

Duke: I hate when people say "well if your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?" Like obviously not, no.

Duke: Cause I'd do it first. I'm a leader, not a follower.

[apollo-justice-irl]

ankarna: I miss my wife, ruvina. I miss her a lot. I'll be back *becomes infernal*

[escespace]

Lancelot: How have you been? I feel like you recently acted a bit... strange

Merlin: I have no idea what you're talking about

Lancelot: So nothing is happening? Something for which you act like this?

Merlin: No, no, a lot of things happen all the time so I have no idea what you mean by "recently"

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

[mojofun]

Incorrect Merthur Quotes

Uther: *looking at Merlin* For the crimes of Magic and Treason, you will be burnt at the stake!

Arthur, shouting: He’s already smoking hot

Merlin: Sir, please uncuff me. I need to high five my boyfriend

[analikalee]

[gabebrodudeman]

[cheekynoz]

THE ADVENTURES OF CORA AND LAW

Part 8

In Syrup village, on the other side of the island.

Law: "So you mean to tell me, that we just ran five kilometres for nothing?!"

Cora: Laying on the grass on his back, puffing. "Man, recovering from like a hundred gunshots really takes it out of you."

Usopp: "Wouldn't be the cigarettes you smoke?"

Cora: Mid drag from a just lit cigarette. "Huh?"

Law: "Focus on me long nose!"

Usopp: "That's Captain Long Nose"

Cora: "You would actually be best friends with this other kid we just met, he was like five, and the head chef. Snagi or something."

Law: Stomping his little feet. "Cora! Focus!"

(Masterlist)

[wordswithloveee]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[nikathesiren]

Ermes tries to be subtle and cute, but Jolyne goes straight to the point 😏 😳 💦

Another jojo comic inspired by an incorrect quote I got from a random generator. I like drawing this kind of silly stuff, I hope I can keep doing it <3

More of my art - Kofi

[shyjusticewarrior]

Wayne Family Adventures Incorrect Quotes Pt 6

Damian, to Bruce: I know my mother doesn't love you for your money, but I haven't been putting up with your antics for nothing.

Cass: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Duke: Cannibalism.

[arrowmaker15]

(Jason and Tim escaping a warehouse quietly)

Jason, whispering: The amount of times I have to save your ass after you've been kidnapped is kinda insane.

Tim, also whispering: Yeah, well, it's not my fault that I'm the heir to one fortune and a partial inheritor to a second.

Jason, whispering: Shit is that why I've been kidnapped so little?

Tim, whispering: Yeah, probably.

Goon, pointing to Tim then Jason: Hey, aren't you supposed ta be bound in da otha room? And who the hell are ya?

Jason:

Tim:

Jason: *throws gun at his head* Run, Tim!

Tim: *grabs it quickly* Right behind you!

[dotpyenji]