I love cookies. There is an objective reality, and there are cookies. We don't have any therapy. There is no real help, but there are cookies. This means that we can eat cookies.
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I'm going to buy this book ✨
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"You are an exceptional beast, and you have great hair but exceptional beasts, like us, can not fall in love. This is the secret of ordinary people."
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“Good God woman! I’m- I’m tryna eat my saltines”
- George Sr.
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I based these on the quotes most mentioned in the notes of that post about that telegraph article (btw jkr didn't even win the vote. Dickens did)
edit to show my tags: #i just really love books and want a collection of everyones favorite quotes#feel free to mention quotes that arent in english! it did say world literature
edit 2: I made another poll with non english quotes. And obviously you can make your own version
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RIP Annabeth, I just know Percy sacrificing himself for you, after knowing you for a week, after telling you that you’ve done more for him this week than his father ever has, is permanently altering the brain chemistry of your avoidant attachment self
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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: How petty can you get?
Idia: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I FUCKING KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT
Idia: And the things, you'll never know which arguments you would've won
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: DAMNIT! ARE YOU SERIOUS IDIA?!
Idia, very smug and grinning: HEHEHEHE, yes, very much so
Dividers from @/cafekitsune
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*Dick hangs up*
Bruce: Huh.
Duke: Uh oh. What's going on, B?
Bruce: Dick usually says "I love you" when we hang up. And then he sings it and then he whispers it. This time he just said, "gotta go, dad"
Cass: Well, maybe... He's gotta go?
Bruce: Yeah, maybe. It just feels like Dick hasn't been around as much lately. Last week, he only came to four out of seven breakfasts, and he missed bat-equitment maintenance day to, and I quote, "train with Wally." He didn't even come over to watch that other unrelated Wayne family on Family Feud.
Damian: Their performance was- survey says- disgraceful.
Bruce: I mean, I don't want to just throw around the D-word but...
Steph: *Gasp* Dracula disorder?
Bruce: Drifting. As in we're all drifting apart. This was my worry when Dick moved out to Blüdhaven, that we'd see him less and less. And then from there, who knows what would happen?
Jason: oh my god, is it me driving him away? I'm always pestering Dick with annoying questions like "How much do you think your arms weigh? Like if you took them off your body and weighed them separately?"
Tim: *gasp* it could be my fault. The other day, when Dick and I went to the movies, I got a small popcorn to share and he said, "I wish you'd gotten a medium."
Damian: well, I know it's not me. I'm amazing.
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Buck: I just wanted to let you all know that I have a boyfriend.
Hen: Congrats Buck!
Chimney: Wait let us guess! Does he have brown hair?
Hen: Was he in the army?
Chimney: Does his job involve rescuing people?
Hen: Does he have abs for days?
Chimney: Do we know him?
Buck: How did you two know I was dating Tommy?!
Hen and Chimney: WHAT!
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Merlin: God, if only someone loved me…
Arthur: standing behind them with a wedding ring roses
Freya: holding box of chocolates
Gwaine: has balloons
Gwen: holding out a flower crown
Mordred: has a card
Morgana: bringing him special books
Lance: literally just dropped everything he was doing because Merlin needed help carrying things
Gaius: facepalms This is sad.
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The Amazing Devil truly knocked it out of the park with Fair in terms of love songs i mean its got everything. Domesticity, deep adoration, confessions of love when youre sure no one else can hear, a that's what she said joke, yogurt, genuinely dont think there's a more romantic song on the face of the earth
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