#incorrect assassins quotes

[soviet-space-ace]

Guiteau: *says something intelligent for once*

Zangara: You know, he has a point.

All the other assassins: Point?! There is no point to Charles Guiteau!

[incorrectbatfam]

[after Jason returns from the League of Assassins]

Damian: Did you lose your job because of me?

Jason: Nah, the manager’s a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

Damian, quietly: I knew it.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: What are you doing here?

Duke: ... Your excellency.

Damian: You don't call her "your excellency."

Talia: No, no, I kinda like it.

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Bruce: We do not Kill!

Tim, who became Robin specifically became Robin after watching Batman land common street thugs in the ICU: Lol, ok

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: If I died-

Rowan, sharpening his knives: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

[multifan113]

Batman Incorrect Quotes 3

Jason: *on the phone with Tim* He's in the kitchen again

Damian: *reading a cookbook* 'Beat 3 eggs'? In what, hand-to-hand combat??

Tim: Get. Him. OUT

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*Damian trying out social media

Damian: Is anyone else’s parent not gullible enough to be lured into a cult, but they are nosy enough?

Bruce: Wha– I am not nosy! And I didn’t join a cult!

Damian: Oh really? Where exactly did you meet my mother then?

Bruce: …

[beesinaskirt]

Lloyd: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Kai: Several traffic violations.

Cole: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Jay: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Zane: Also, this is not our car.

[synchrogirl12]

Ice: What sort of questions did you ask him? Mav: Polite ones Ice: Oh? I didn't know you knew what polite meant Mav: I can be polite when it pleases me Ice: When it gets you what you want, you mean

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

People are hating on the new Assassin's Creed trailer for all the wrong (usually incredibly racist) reasons.

You should be hating on it because it's the latest entry in Ubisoft's money grubbing "Day 1 DLC", "Super-Microtransatction", barely functioning shit-pile of a game from a company that's trying to wring every last penny out of its customers they can with every unethical late-stage-capitalism tool in their arsenal.

There's a perfectly good Assassin's Creed game set in Japan. It's called Ghost of Tsushima.

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: My grandfather is in the backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render the soil barren by killing the worms but luckily my sister has trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade.

[timelykarmagisa]

karma: i know you think my judgement is clouded because i like nagisa a little bit

isogai: you doodled your wedding invitation

karma: that's our joint tombstone

isogai: my mistake

[marvelflame2010]

Bucky: Who hurt you?

Y/n with a black eye: Pft, you want a list?

Bucky going into over-protective dad mode: Yes, actually.

[eternalslover]

Bullet train incorrect quotes:

Y/N: I fell-

Tangerine: From heaven? Yes you did.

Y/N: No I actually fell-

Tangerine: In love with me? It’s because you have good taste.

Y/N: Tangerine I think I broke my arm

[i-only-see-daylight]

Rowan, desperately trying to save Dorian: Highness, with all due respect, Aelin will kill me if I let you die, so I'm dead either way.

[crybabylulu]

Pt 14 this is correct and no I will not take criticism

*set during Jason being in the league*

Jason: *sitting in the passenger seat* alright dami you ready?

Damian: *in the drivers seat* yup

Jason: what do we do first?

Damian: seatbelt

Jason: good *puts on his seatbelt* now what?

Damian: *puts on his seatbelt* start the car

Jason: mhm

Damian: *starts up the car*

Jason: now what?

Damian:….floor it

Jason: mhm very goo-Wait what?

Damian: FLOOR IT! *puts the car in drive and slams on the gas*

Jason: OH GOD MOMS GONNA KILL ME

*bonus*

Talia: so what happened to my car again?

Jason: I just wanted to teach him how to drive

Talia: JASON HES EIGHT! DAMIAN DOESNT NEED TO KNOW HOW TO DRIVE YET!