#incorrect pandora rosier

[doorlene]

regulus, trying to be helpful: maybe if you just put pen to paper?

pandora: i tried that. i thought, "i'll just sit down and write whatever comes. no judgment, no inner critic". merlin, was that a bad idea.

regulus: really? why?

pandora: because my brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish: "i'm writing a letter i can't write a letter why can't i write a letter i'm wearing a green dress i wish i was wearing my blue dress my blue dress is with the house elves the aurors wore grey you wore blue 'casablanca' 'casablanca' is such a good movie 'casablanca' the ministry dumbledore why don't i ride a broom i should ride a broom i should really take my bicycle to school bicycle unicycle unitard hockey puck rattlesnake monkey monkey underpants".

regulus:

[vomits0cutely]

Harry: i grew up with a lesbian mother and a bisexual father, both of which have a wife and husband so I didn’t know straight people existed until I was like 6

Ron: [is confused on who has a wife and who has a husband] Hold up, I’m confused say that again but slow

Luna: wait me too

Pansy: that’s the life every child deserves.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Lily/Pandora/Sybill/Regulus: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Mary/Xeno/Peter/James: You are my reward. ~~~~ Barty/Marlene/Sirius: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Evan/Dorcas/Remus: Yeah. You can be a real bitch sometimes.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Pandora: How have you been, Reg?

Regulus: Well, I’m under stress, I’m under pressure!

Regulus: The only thing I’m NOT under is James Potter

Regulus: Which is a bloody shame honestly

[not-rab]

Barty: Why do you look like that?

Regulus: Like what

Barty: Like you’re dead

Regulus: It’s because I’m dying, leave me here to perish

Pandora: Regulus accidentally called Potter “James” in front of everyone today

Regulus: *sobs on the floor*

[reignmaefall]

Dorcas: lying face down in Barty's bed complaining about Marlene

Pandora: lying face down on Evans bed complaining about Emmeline

Regulus: lying face down on his bed whining about James

Evan: *sitting on Barty's lap* gay people amiright

Barty: totally, anyway, mio bello*-

*my beautiful

[number1abbasupporter]

Sirius: where’s regulus?

Pandora: not sure, he snuck off to meet someone

Sirius: who?!?

Pandora: i’m not sure, ask Remus

Remus:

Remus: have i ever told you i hate you?

Sirius: YOU KNOW WHO IT IS?!?!

[florsial]

14-year-old Harry connecting the time of his birth: I was an accident, wasn't I? Everyone:... Regulus: We don't love you any less James: Reg! Sirius: Yeah, well Regulus was too, it's fine, Bambi Regulus: Better than your godfather, he was a regret Lily:...Better than your godfather Sirius: HEY! Pandora: It's okay Harry, Evan was an accident too Evan: I'm the older twin?? Remus: If it makes you feel better, Narcissa's boy was born around the same time James: I can't believe you guys

[theprongspotter]

Pandora, looking at James: Who’s that?

Regulus: That’s my… someone.

Pandora: Your someone?

Regulus: Just someone.

Pandora: Your special someone?

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c: @humdrummoloch

[you-cant-be-sirius]

Pandora: Alright Evan, Dorcas. Let's go over this one more time.

Pandora: If something breaks?

Evan: We try to fix it before Regulus gets back.

Pandora: If it doesn't work?

Dorcas: We blame Barty.

Barty: What the fuck?!

[kairospy]

Random Marauders Headcanons

pt. 1

James: started writing “siriusly” as a joke back in year 1 and now has to pause every time before writing “seriously” correctly

Sirius: loves house plants. can’t keep one alive for shit

Remus: doesn’t like ice cream. texture issues. “weird consistency, I’m not putting pseudo-solidified cheese in my mouth”. (fine with ice lollies)

Peter: his favorite number is 3 and made it a core personality trait

Mary: oldest of 3 (two boys)

Lily: thought she didn’t want kids until she got pregnant. Marlene would always help her with the 1st years after she was made prefect, she couldn’t deal with them

Marlene: sleeps with socks on

Regulus: gives the best presents ever. he’s too observant for his own good. it’s creepy sometimes

Barty: teaches Regulus Italian. Regulus teaches him French (tries)

Evan: wears dress robes even on off days

Dorcas: loathes warm weather. winter supremacist

Pandora: has a crow plushie her dad gave her when she was a kid (Lestrange family emblem) and sleeps with it still

[doorlene]

dorcas: you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders

pandora: me after taking 17 benadryls and start seeing the hat man

dorcas: THE WHO

pandora: oh this is suddenly not a safe space

[reggieblackdiary]

That marauders fanfic of Jily’s son written by JKRowling is cray cray, why does everyone keep dying ????

[thatfanficbihch]

Evan: Lily, if we got married I would be Evan Evans.

Lily: and if we got married me and Pandora would be sister-in-laws!

Remus to Regulus: if I married Sirius, and you married James, what would that make us?

*cuts to James and Sirius arguing over if Freddie Mercury or David Bowie would win in a fight*

Regulus to Remus: if you married Sirius and I married James that would make us idiots.

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

dorcas: i need advice on how to flirt with marlene, which of you likes girls? barty: *sitting in evan's lap* evan: *playing with barty's hair* regulus: *complaining to barty about james* pandora: *writing xe a love letter* dorcas: ... dorcas: well i'm fucked

[not-rab]

Pandora: You shouldn’t have messed with the dream team. Now we’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Barty: And this knife I found