#incorrectmarvel

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Peter: Darn right I'm upset!

Tony: Peter, watch your language!

Peter: ...

Tony: Oh. You did. Sorry.

[amphorographia]

*police sirens in the distance*

Geralt, who has done nothing wrong: They're coming for me

Jaskier, currently wanted for pick-pocketing, aggravated assault, identity theft, credit card fraud, and arson: *sipping smoothie* yeah, probably

[incorrectmarvels]

Kate: When I was younger I didn’t realize there was a Pride and Prejudice, I thought it always had zombies!

[incorrectpeterparker]

since i’m back just a little reminder that you can always submit posts (here, @incorrectmarvels, @incorrectgwenstacy) (esp for phase 4 shows/films) it’ll just really help me get things moving again☺️💛

[underoooos]

Satan: Hey, I bought your soul last month and-

Peter: No returns.

Satan: Please it's making me sad.

[tomhiddleston-is-mischief]

Stark: why are you even here?

Loki: oh, do not act like like you don't enjoy my company!

Stark: I don't.

Y/N: I do, Loki :)

Stark and Loki: we know.

[mcuxluci]

if marvel allowed the f-bomb pt.1

tony: shit I dropped my coffee

steve, fed up that tony has said shit every day for the last year: watch your fucking language please!

tony:

tony: geez cap no need to be so salty

credits: me :)

[insaneasgardian]

Loki, the one rapper eminem is too scared to diss...

Loki: Youuuu little motherfucker, you worthless thot, you crazy dick, ya dust catcher bitch! Ya skanky, ya smelly, ya nasty, ya ugly! 

Tony: ...... I just asked if you’d like a drink.....

Thor: *Sighing* It isn’t the first time...

[s0lcamilo]

Tony: can you identify the guy who stabbed you?

Peter: Yes, he was not very friendly

[peter-son-of-tony]

tony: saying that i died isn't funny!

peter: but how you died was funny

tony: killed by a blimp? seriously?

peter: hey, it kills over one american every year!

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Tony: I'm like fine wine.

Rhodey: You make people do dumb shit?

Tony: …No. I wanted to say, I get better with age.

Rhodey: Hmm. Why not both?

[mythicbtch]

tony: peter you can’t just keep climbing the walls! one more time i see you on the ceiling i swear i’m gonna-

peter: ok boomer

tony, turning to stephen: did he just

[incorrectmarvels]

Kate, to Clint: I don’t understand why adults have a coffee problem, just wake up!

[marvelnatasha]

Sam: You know what? You... you guys should date.

Sam: and then not tell me about it.

Bucky, whispering to Nat: I think he knows.

[underoooos]

Tony : What are you doing?

Peter: I'm confronting the person that ruined my life.

Tony:

Tony : You're yelling at a mirror.

[pianistwriter80]

No one:

No one ever:

Bucky: I am the CEO of Sam Wilson’s amazing ass

Sam: I am the CEO of making sure Bucky’s amazing ass is safe.