#source: Brooklyn nine nine

[vaggietheangel]

Adam:You know, you can't spell independent without dependent.

Vaggie:And you can't spell "go fuck yourself" without fuck you!

[thehungergamesmemes]

Katniss: You played me like a fiddle

President Coin: Oh no, Mockingjay. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are

[inevitablemoment]

A little incorrect quote set after the courtroom bust. Ray is very much the Boyle to Egon and Cathleen's Peraltiago.

For reference, Cathleen is 34 weeks pregnant with Marie.

Thank you again to @lilysketchingsth for this beautiful work of art! Forever grateful that I came across your blog.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Hopper: Nice work, Harrington.

Steve: Thanks, Dad... Why is everyone staring at me?

Dustin: You just called Hopper "Dad"; you said, "thanks, dad."

Steve: What? No, I didn't. I said "thanks, Hopper."

Hopper: Do you see me as a father figure, Steve?

Steve: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me!

Jonathan: It's not a big deal. I called Nancy "Mom" once when we were having sex.

Steve: Guys! Jump on that! Jonathan has psycho-sexual issues!

Robin: Old news.

[mauraderstrash]

*the mauraders trying to convince 1st year remus to do a prank*

James: Rules are made to be broken!!

Remus: They were made to be followed, nothing was made to be broken.

Sirius: Literally piñatas

Peter: Glow sticks

James: Karate boards

Peter: Spaghetti when you have a small pot

[graveyardgang]

Aiden: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing work over our friendship.

Ash: Because I barely know you?

Aiden: Fine, message received.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

SCP: Welcome Home:

Wally: *after causing a new D-Class member to break down in tears* I always forget how weirdly numb to horrific things I am. Do you think it affects my soul and the relationships I build with others?

Doctor Clef: *casually* Oh, for sure.

Wally: Huh.

[norakbubbles]

Tyrion: Just be yourself

Jaime: 'Be myself'? Tyrion, I have one day to win Brienne over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Podrick: Couple weeks

Bronn: Six months

Tormund: Jury's still out

Jaime: See?

Jaime: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

[fourteentrout]

Nesta: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like "he's a good listener."

Feyre: I'm sorry, what do you look for in a mate?

Nesta: I dunno, real stuff. Shape of his ass.

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Kevin: Streber is.... Kevin: ...A friend. Radford: See? It's not that hard to say something nice- Radford: Ooh you're vomitting Kevin: ELEUGH-

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing school over our friendship.

Peter: Because I barely know you?

Wade: Fine, message received.

[becausewhynot47]

idk

[incorrect-niche-quotes]

I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying

-Zoya at some point

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

*Geoffrey grabs Sean by the waist and easily lifts him off the ground*

Sean: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Geoffrey: No, it’s like holding a couple of grapes.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Get busy, ya flope.

Bruce: Flope?

Dick: It means loser, okay?

Dick: It's new slang.

Dick: People are saying it.

Dick: My brothers said so!

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: You don’t think people can surprise you?

Person B: Not these people. Here, watch this. [looking around] I know what everyone’s gonna do tonight. It’s thursday, so Person C’s gonna leave early to rehearse with their new dance group, Person D’s gonna be going over their weekly budget, and Person E will be attending a “pizza for one” cooking class.

Person E: Tonight’s menu: Pepper-alone-I.

Person B: AND if I run and leap at Person F, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.

Person B, running and leaping at Person F: Coming in!

Person F: No! I’m holding coffee!

Person F: [drops coffee mug and catches them]