#;headcanon the canary

[southern-belle-outcasts]

mun horror faves vs muse horror faves

Alright so we're getting into this with the disclaimer (some of you already know)- I am very behind when it comes to horror. I was raised under rock, in a castle with a moat, on the island of Thatsafuckingcultnotaparentingtechniquevania. My first experience with horror of any flavor was Supernatural at 18. Thus my tolerance is...getting there. But I can't really make claims on my muses' watching habits with 100% certainty as my watching is limited. 😅😬

Tagg Faves (not in any order):

Get Out Us Nope (LOOK it's not my fault he makes good movies) Evil Dead II Hereditary Bird Box 10 Cloverfield Lane Annihilation Beetlejuice (it counts, bite me) A Quiet Place I Am Legend (still not okay, don't talk to me) Escape Room Warm Bodies Stranger Things First Kill Half Bad Wynonna Earp Lockwood & Co. Locke & Key

Muses (the TLDR version for everyone's sake, mine included):

-Molly has watched just about anything you can name horror wise. Horror aficionado. The Classics (friday, scream, elm street, blah blah blah) have been rewatched to death, same with some of her favs that are more indie.

-Rogue like horror but with someone who won't laugh at her for the jumpscares getting her. If it involves parental psychological trauma or child injury or some such other trigger, she's out. She's also not watching your stupid clown movie no matter how many times you ask.

-Gabriel is pretty much Rocky Horror Picture Show and Beetlejuice. That's it. Give him a horror novel, but let's watch something else entirely.

-Sara has no patience for the lack of efficiency or accuracy in wounds when it comes to slashers, so she sticks to the heavy psychological and supernatural type of movies. Sometimes the demon ones rattle her a lil more than she would like to admit.

-Cisco is very picky about what he watches for horror because he would like to be able to sleep at night, but he also doesn't like people to be able to claim the movie scares him. Sometimes the same movie is more unsettling than not on certain days. It's complicated. But he's most likely to appreciate an action horror like Van Helsing or World War Z than he is your mom is out to kill you horror. He has a Stranger Things funko collection tho, and some tees obvs.

-Farrar and Nilza do not fucking watch horror. They get enough of that in real life thank you very much.

-Padmé will watch a horror movie with you because it's what you wanted to watch. She is maybe unnervingly able to watch it with 90% composure, even if afterwards she says how it unnerved her. She isn't seeking them out though.

-Harry watches them here and there but he already has a complicated relationship with the supernatural, and fucked up human beings. He can appreciate the story telling, enjoy some of the cinematography, but overall it's not his idea of a relaxing time.

-Kaylee likes to watch them because it amuses her to see how put out people get when she's unfazed by the blood, laughing at most of the monsters (they're inaccurate as hell or just don't exist), and has no concept of anything xtian adjacent as horrifying because she's always been pagan.

Tagged by: @kylo-wrecked & @mynameisanakin

Tagging: you're it (i'm fairly certain everyone else has done this but whatever)

[dc-comics-lover]

Random things I like to hc :

(here's part 2)

- Constantine calling Batman "love" anytime.

"Good plan, love. Now, if I may add..."

- Diana constantly fighting the urge to add multiple times in the footnotes of her research papers : "*I know that because I was there."

- Clark feeling some type of way whenever anyone from the Batfam calls him Uncle Clark (he does tear up a little the first few times).

- Anytime, Booster would get cancelled for a tweet, he'd go back in time just far enough to prevent from tweeting it. He did that way too many times.

- Barry and Hal being that one best friend duo that are big on PDA. Most of the time during JL meetings, Hal's leg would be intertwined with Barry's.

- Given that the way they usually interact correlates with what he learned about married couples, J'onn assumed for the longest time that Bruce and Clark were spouses.

- Much like how Clark switches off his kansan accent when he's being Superman, Bruce switches off his "posh" accent when he's being Batman.

- On the contrary, Oliver always sounds filthy rich.

- Everytime someone mentions (any) Robin, Hal's mind still can't fathom that Batman's sidekick is a literal child.

- Dick is a bisexual flirt in and out of costume.

- Regular occurence : Batman enters the meeting room, sees Booster's stupid expression that's a clear sign he's going to share very stupid ideas, and Batman exits the room without a word. He doesn't come back for the rest of the meeting. After it happened more than once, some of the members get the clue and walk out as well.

- Superman can recite entire movies by heart. Not surprising in and of itself, but surprising that Bruce silently lets him do it over his shoulder when he's working in the batcave. Lets Clark unwind and gives Bruce background noise.

- After multiple complaints, Batman had to soundproof Dinah and Oliver's room in the watchtower.

[confused-wanderer]

People only find out how ripped Bruce is after he becomes a father.

I like to think that Bruce doesn’t have an extremely toned bod where you can immediately see every one of his muscles and ridiculously jacked body.

I advocate for the dad bod, where he hasa bit of fat and no one truly sees how ripped they are.

That was, until his kids.

One day during a casual wear meeting everyone’s jaw drops when Bruce single-handedly picks Dick up to stop him from doing something that would definitely cause bodily harm, and they see the muscle flex.

The reporters all drop their pens, and the women spend the rest of the time trying every excuse to get him to flex again. And so are the men.

Or when Jason is sitting in the library and during an attempted robbery the attacker topples the bookcases, only to see Bruce stand over Jason and stop the several frames from crushing him.

With just his bare hands.

It leads to the robber trembling in fear, seeing all the muscles and sudden hulk figure turn to him in rage, and the robbers give up without much of a fight after that.

Or when Tim and Damian are at an event, both inconspicuously trying to back out before Bruce appears behind them and unceremoniously picks them up by the scruffs of their clothes, lifts them both off their feet and dumps them onto the dining chairs.

The final straw is when a picture appeared on the internet of the Wayne family trying to reach a trapped cat on top of a tree.

The photo revealed Bruce at the bottom, holding up Jason who was holding Dick who was raising Tim who was holding Damian who was standing on his toes to coax the cat down.

Since then, the public has become increasingly aware obsessed with Bruce’s physique, with people going to great lengths just to try and see just how ripped he is.

.. and they’re not the only ones.

Even the league, pre-reveal, were are obsessed over it. Diana did a double take and has secretly saved files of them, Black Canary tries every opportunity she can to meet Bruce, Oliver choked on his bagel when he saw the images, Clark choked on air and Barry couldn’t even tear his eyes away.

Meanwhile the Wayne kids have to deal with the thirsty public and superheroes, and are increasingly more ready to commit unspeakable war crimes.

[vodrae]

Gotham being her own entity apart of the rest of the World thus every meme have Gothamite's equivalent. If you have a smartphone in Gotham you have seen my honest reaction memes starring Brucie Wayne.

Instead of Joe Rogan and other UFC commentators when you have to express something is exceptionnal, you have Jason, Duke, and Steph when Cass bitchslapped Lex Luthor.

When you are fond of something, you have Harley Quinn's face, in her orange clothes wearing cuffs at Pamela Isley's conference on ecology.

When you are craving something, you have the rich cougars looking at Dick Grayson's ass.

When you are envious, shocked or horny, maybe all three together, you have the legendary video of Wayne Fondation to promote exercice and healthy lifestyle when Bruce Wayne appears in tank top and Wonder Woman who accepted to be there who could discover properly for the first time Brucie's F cup boobies.

"He said no pickles !" But it's Cass and Jason. Works with joke about power balance and size.

What's happening with Dick and Jason spotted with a SO always taller and ginger ? (WTF Wally is 6'10 ??)

Gotham is still not over discovering Tim Drake is a sleeper build. Why is he jacked like that ? Why even the BUTLER is ripped ?!

Every post trying to promote Joker is filled with Red Hood gif, Batsignal and Oracle dropping all the user's informations.

99.9% of the housewives between 18 and infinity in North America are watching the annual interview of Brucie by Clark Kent. Their discution is also a "me when I meet someone as weird as me" template

Stephanie's very much loud on the very hot microphone "Please step on me" to Dinah when they competed in a Family Feud episode againt the Queens. The others were laughing but nodding

Damian's mugshot at 4'8 for assault. He saw someone with a coat made with an endangered specie.

A spotted paparazzi picture with Catwoman, Batwoman, Bluebird, Poison Ivy and Harley named "The lesbian spectrum".

And a lot, enough to feed a country, of memes about getting adopted by Bruce Wayne.

[elijah-loyal]

hey you know that internet fear of a face popping into fullscreen on your computer with no prompting?

what if jon did that to sam with his entire watcher's crown getup, full eldritch horror-style

[vyeoh]

Canary call, the first to fall

[mordredisacoolname]

HEADCANONS: SU!SIDE SQUARE/BIRDS OF PREY CHARACTERS

Are they top or bottom/sub or dom

MALE READER

CHARACTERS: HARLEY QUINN, DEADSHOT (FLOYD LAWTON), RICK FLAG, CAPTAIN BOOMERANG (GEORGE "DIGGER" HARKNESS), EL DIABLO (CHATO SANTANA), POLKA DOT MAN (ABNER KRILL), THE HUNTRESS (HELENA BERTINELLI), BLACK CANARY (DINAH LANCE), VICTOR ZSASZ

Warnings: N/SFW, amab reader implied, ADULT CONTENT READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

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Harley Quinn

-I can see her being both a dom and a sub

-really depends on her mood at that moment

-she can be all submissive and a pillow princess one moment, and the next thing you know she's on top of you pinning your hands down

Deadshot/floyd Lawton

-he's a top one hundred percent

-I like to think he tried bottoming for a man one time (whether it was you or not) and didn't like it

-now for the other question, is he a dom or a sub?

-he can be both, but either way he'll be in charge

-you're on top of him controlling the pace? Nah ah, he's secretly the one in charge

-you don't know how it's possible but it's all going according to what he wants

Rick flag

-I see him being a switch

-depend on his mood

-when he's angry he wants to fuck you to defuse the tantion, but when he's in a good mood he likes getting fucked by you

-but he's totally a sub

-he likes letting go of control and trusting his partner to do what's right

Captain boomerang/George "digger" harkness

-he'll never admit this to anyone besides you but he really likes being fucked

-he's a sub, no questions

-at the beginning he only tops, too embarrassed to ask you to top

-however when you do, his world flips upside down

-he won't admit he likes it right away, saying it was "ok", but he just keeps thinking about it and eventually submits to his desires

-oh how he loves being so roughed up he cant feel his legs for the next two days

El Diablo/chato Santana

-he's definitely a sub top

-he likes when you ride him

-gripping his shoulders and setting the pace however you like

-he also really enjoys being teased and tied up

Polka dot man/Abner krill

-I feel like he enjoys fucking someone rather than being fucked, even tho he doesn't really mind either way

-he's very shy at the beginning, so you think he's a sub

-and even tho he really likes being told what to do, he also enjoys being in charge very much

-but when he doms he's a soft dom, doesn't like hurting you

The huntress/Helena bertinelli

-I see her as a switch

-enjoys both subbing and domming, but prefers subbing

-likes letting go of control and just feeling good without doing much

Black Canary/Dinah Lance

-oh she's definitely a Dom

-will literally destroy you

-she has so much energy, when you have sex get ready for at least two rounds

-she's also a teaser, likes seeing you desperate and begging for her

Victor zsasz

-he likes displaying himself as a big tough guy, how dare you suggest him being on the bottom

-but he is

-he can be a sub and a dom just fuck him hard

-will literally let you do anything to him, scratch him, choke him, slap him, he's all yours

-but if you say something about it to others you better run

-also he's totally a brat

[cloudtastrophie]

i like to think that ever since tango was paired with jimmy in double life, he has strange luck seeing canaries minutes, sometimes seconds before dying. as if jimmy was trying to warn him through some weird supernatural curse.

like before grian dropped tnt on him, he felt the urge to look up and saw a small yellow bird before his eyes focused on the red sticks about to plunge into him.

like before his final death, as he was running from scar, he was distracted by a flash of yellow before taking a wrong step and getting struck out.

[niiwa-angel]

I absolutely LOVE the fact that Bruce and Ollie HATE their best friends spouses. Oliver cannot stand Barry while Bruce Bat-Glares at Hal whenever they're in the same room. Leading up to the wedding, Ollie and Bruce who are both their buddies respective best man, are trying to convince their friend to leave.

Ollie throws Hal a bachelor party with exclusively blonde entertainment. Male and female. The bartenders are all blondes. He's hoping that Hal will find literally ANY other blonde to shack up with, as long as he doesnt have to deal with BARRY FUCKING ALLEN.

Bruce tries a different, slightly classier, slightly less legal means if breaking them up. Bribery. He approaches Hal after a League meeting and pulls him aside.

Bruce: fifty thousand right now, in your pocket, if you break up with Barry.

Hal, dumb as fuck bless his soul: Why would I break up with Barry for fifty thousand dollars?

Clark and Dinah are both annoyed at their partners for being so immature. Bruce is ready to break his no kill rule just to get Hal away from his mystery movie marathon buddy and Clark intercepts all of his plans.

Bruce: People die of food poisoning all the time, nobody would think twice.

Clark: If you kill Barry's soulmate with bad chicken, I will sic the entire Daily Planet investigative journalist team on you. No secret Bruce Wayne has ever had will be safe.

Bruce:😠

Ollie tries getting Hal to leave Barry.

Ollie: Are you sure you want to Marry BARRY of all people? He's bossy, he's a shut in, he's-

Dinah, fed the fuck up: He's smart, he's got a good career, he understands that being green lantern takes up a lot of your time, he's cute.

Hal: I know, he's so amazing 😍

Ollie, trying not to barf: 🤢

The day of the wedding they both dial it up to eleven. Bruce is in Barry's space helping him get ready but the whole time he's very supportive of the idea of leaving.

Bruce: I'm just saying, there is NOTHING wrong with not being sure, if you need more time to think, we can leave right now. I'll have Alfred drive us to the airport right now and we'll go eat our way through Europe, no questions asked.

Alfred, who is very much looking forward to this wedding: No I will not.

Jay, about to walk Barry down the aisle:😡

After they get through the wedding and have been together for a while, Bruce still kinda pushes for a break up.

Clark: Barry's birthday is coming up, what are you getting him?

Bruce, not looking up from his newspaper: a divorce attorney.

Alfred, reaching over and smacking him.

Bruce, after a long suffering sigh: and a new microscope for his lab. He's been wanting one.

Then Wally comes along and all attempts stop because Bruce and Ollie are not going to be the ones to break up a family.

[zodarii-dae]

what if the canary curse didn't work the way we thought it did? what if, instead of jimmy automatically dying first, it meant he had to die first- because if he didn't, he had to play the game again?

every time the game ends, it restarts, until jimmy is the first to die. the other players are none the wiser, playing over and over until jimmy fulfills his curse. they poke fun at him, because how is he so bad at this game and no, seriously, how is he out first every time?

they don't realize that really, he isn't. he's even won once or twice. but if he wants to go home, he has to die first. he doesn't have a choice.

[cotidianoseeder]

In my au, I just stopped and thought: pfttt, we have dragons straight, so what if Jay's transformation into Canary Au didn't only affect him, but also his elemental dragon? Instead of being a dragon, be a thunderbird! Honestly, Thunderbirds are my favorite mystical creatures and I think they suit our blue ninja :> My basis is that in general, it resembles a harpy eagle in shape, only with dark blue feathers that are iridescent! When they come into contact with light, these feathers will glow purple and electric blue! It also possesses better chricule than the original dragon, as long as it is in a storm. Not to mention that he's pretty fast and those giant claws can do complete damage. It would make sounds like a velociraptor from jurassick park and when it growled it would have a sound of thunder. Sorry for the bad doodles :V

[vodrae]

*In The WatchTower. The first one able to get a reaction from Batman wins.*

Superman : I will do bad things ! *Red eyes*

Batman :

Wonder Woman : *Lifts him off the ground*

Batman : *Keyboard's following him*

Hal : Hands up ! *materializes a minigun*

Batman :

Green Arrow : I am...GETTING DIVORCED *Actor's studio*

Black Canary : Remember before I met Ollie and we kissed ? *That never happened*

Ollie : YOU TOO ?

Batman :

Zatanna : How's the kids ?

Batman :

Zatanna : We're screwed.

Barry : Did you know lemon juice is tasting acid but is actually alkaline ?

Batman : WHAT WOULD YOU SAY THAT ?

[grailknightmonty]

pages from the notes of Aurelia S[ ], a champion of the Nowhere, partaking in a cautious and ongoing study of our vast multiverse.

They call this mission Project Non est Ad Astra.

[shutitk]

One of my headcanons I have is that Jimmy loves to sing and trill and make general bird sounds while doing absolutely anything. It doesn't generally annoy anyone except when he's trying to be stealthy

The only time he goes completely is about a minute before his death. Everyone around him and himself takes it as a sign of concentration. Of course, it's actually a warning (I find it so fascinating when silence is a warning btw, ask me for more pls)

There was one exception. He quieted down during his funeral, but when Lizzie died, he went completely silent, and didn't start making noises again until Lizzie's death is announced. Except now, they're much louder. So when he fights the warden, he instantly becomes a target.

[thatstoomanysausages]

Oh, so when Lizzie dies first instead of Jimmy in a life series season she gets labelled the new canary, but when Grian dies first, he gets nothing????

I KNOW IT WAS A SILLY LITTLE FAKE LIFE SERIES EPISODE BUT CAN I HAVE MY DAILY ANGST PLEASE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🙏🙏🙏 begging on my knees people, they are hurting, I have fell to them too many times today😔😔😢😢

[theminecraftbee]

It’s late. Scar is already asleep, and distantly, Jimmy imagines he can hear that cat Tango found for him meowing to him. Elsewhere, Fwhip is—doing nothing Jimmy cares about, thank you—and the sky is clear tonight, so he supposes Joel must be content. Grian had gone to make base with more of the strangers and strangely familiar, and Jimmy is here to hang up his hat and go to bed.

When he turns around, there’s a small yellow bird perched on his hatstand.

“Oh, you—go away,” Jimmy says, irritated.

The bird doesn’t speak, but Jimmy hears what it’s trying to say: if they’re here, that means it was real. If Jimmy knows them, and they know Jimmy, that means it was real. If it was real, that means everything else is too.

Jimmy crosses the room to stick his hat on his other pillow instead of the hatstand. With a surprisingly lovely song, the yellow bird flies off the hatstand and lands on the hat.

“Shoo,” Jimmy says. “Even if it were all real. Even if he’s here, and Tango’s as good as all those memories say, and—you don’t gotta stick around me, you know. Shoo. Besides, this all still has time to be a stupid dream.”

The bird sings sadly.

“Ugh,” Jimmy says, flopping in bed. “Even if it is all real, it’s not time yet anyway.”

The bird hops over to where Jimmy is flopped in bed and rests its head against Jimmy’s cheek. Outside, there’s a ranch he’s building for someone he met in a dream, and there are poppies in a vase downstairs, and Grian said that Jimmy couldn’t escape him, and Jimmy’s not sure that Grian knows what he meant when he said it.

The bird chirps sadly again.

“…it’s not your fault anyhow. I shouldn’t yell,” Jimmy says. “It’s hardly your fault everyone else—well.”

The bird chirps one last time before flying out the window. In Jimmy’s head, it’s gone to find Tango, or maybe Scott. Jimmy watches it.

“If I’m going to have to check the water tower for cod, I’m not taking it to Joel,” he says, as though there’s any logic to that whatsoever. “Do you know how much fun I’ll get made of for doing that? Nu-uh, no way.”

He blows out the candle. The room is dark. He goes to sleep, and he dreams of past lives. They aren’t so bad as all that, but he’d prefer they stay there, if it’s all the same anyway.