#Jason is such a nerd

[yourlocal-edgelord]

have this lil headcanon that whenever jason super pissed at the batfam he speaks in old english or Shakespearean to annoy them

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Bruce: Hood I need you to type up a mission report

Jason: Thy not mine own father

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Dick perched on the chandelier: Finders keeper losers weepers

Jason: Trait'r thee consumed the final cookie, visage mine own wrath like an established sir

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Tim sticking out his tongue after winning monopoly

Jason: No more brain than stone replacement stealing mine own lodging as the grand winner of monopoly

[mosssswitch]

they're so skskskskk

[seren-dipitous-art]

Jason, edgelord since day one. Who also happens to read classic literature. Wearing leather even in medieval times because of course he is. Don’t ask me how he got those soles on his boots.

Still to come are yet more bats who can’t sit straight.

[trashmakerarticle]

Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

[batfam-belfry]

Okay, Mr. Dystopian Literature. We see you

[phantomskeep]

DC x DP prompt but it's just Danny acting like an ectoplasmic Venom with [insert DC character here]

Danny, after spotting a powerful hero having trouble: Oh no! I should help!

Jason "I've-Had-Too-Much-Of-This-Shit-Already" Todd: what the fuck why am I glowing

Danny, covering this helmeted fruit loop who was trying to fight tEN PEOPLE AT ONCE ARE YOU INSANE-: hi :D We're friends now :D

Jason: internal screaming

[meowkn]

“Don’t let the pieces fall on the carpet.” Jason mutters. He’s leaning back against the couch, with you sitting between his legs on the floor. His arms wrapped around your waist and his chin resting on your shoulder as you work on the new Lego set he bought the two of you.

“I’m not.” You huff, trying to focus as you worked on putting two pieces together. “Mind your business.” You add, though there was no real bite in your tone. Jason snorts, giving your shoulder a playful bite in response to your huff. “You know I always want to be all up in your business.” He teases, his arm tightening around your waist. He presses a light kiss to your neck. “I’m just making sure you don’t let any pieces go to waste.” He says against your skin.

“We need all these pieces or the car won’t be right, goofball.” He rolls his eyes, but it’s almost affectionate. “Yeah, yeah. Can’t have my girl putting together a half-assed Lego car.”

Jason watches over your shoulder as you focus on building, choosing to ignore his sentence. His hands rest on your hips, mindlessly kneading the soft flesh underneath your shirt. He offers suggestions and guidance as you assemble the pieces, unwanted, but, appreciated nonetheless. Every now and then, he mutters praise and compliments into your ear, enjoying the moment of domesticity, which he rarely gets to appreciate anymore.

“You’re doing great,” he whispers, his voice a low rumble in your ear. “I like watching you work, beautiful.”

“Should I buy the Star Wars Lego set next?” You murmur absentmindedly, your hands working diligently on the Legos. Jason’s eyes instantly light up like fireworks. “Oh hell yeah,” he says, his enthusiasm evident in his tone and the way his fingers squeeze at your hips. “Those sets are badass. We could build the Millennium Falcon or the Death Star. Or the Jedi Starfighter. Wait, no, the AT-AT Walker."

You couldn’t help but giggle as he listed off sets, shaking your head softly. He grins, nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck. “Your laugh is adorable.” He murmurs, pressing another soft kiss to your skin.

"And you're going to buy us the biggest, coolest Star Wars Lego set you can find. We're going to build a whole damn universe."

“We’re gonna have so much fun.” You giggle, feeding into his excitement. It was rare for you to see Jason so relaxed and excited about something, all you wanted to do was keep that smile on his face. You’d walk through the deepest pits in hell to keep him smiling.

“I have no doubt about that.” He replies, his hand wrapping around your waist, his palm splayed out on your stomach. "Building Legos, watching old movies, eating shitty pizza, and spending hours tangled up together. Sounds like my idea of heaven." He pulls you closer to him, pressing his chest against your back. "Can you imagine it already? Us, surrounded by a pile of Legos, trying to figure out which piece goes where. Hours passing by without us realizing it because we're so lost in each other's company." He has that dreamy look in his eyes, the one that reminds you that no matter how hard the world tries to harden him, to make him bitter, that he’s still that same lost boy who craves a little bit of love.

“You’re so dorky.” You laugh softly. Jason chuckles, the sound low in his chest. "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, babe." He leans in, pressing a trail of soft kisses along your jawline. "You know you love my dorky side. After all," he continues, his lips moving down to your neck, "it's the dork who puts together the best Lego sets in town. And the dork who knows how to make you giggle and moan." His hands slide under the hem of your shirt, his touch warm and possessive against your skin. "And the dork who's gonna show you how much he appreciates you when we're finally done with this car."

“Stop it.” You say playfully, giggling at his touch, your mind slowly getting distracted from the car. Jason chuckles, his lips moving back up to your ear. "Not a chance, beautiful," he mumbles, his voice a sultry whisper. "You know I love making you laugh. And I really, really love it when I can hear all the noises you make when I have you all to myself."

[itsdabatt]

wait why do you hate tim drake? asking genuinely as someone who doesn't know a lot about him & is curious

Tim drake kicked my dog, killed my family, called me a bitch, left the toilet seat up, dishonored my cow,

[andi-o-geyser]

His trauma hair and bitchy attitude have bewitched me body and soul

[qcomicsy]

Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.

Future!Damian: What are you reading?

Jason: Iliad. Gotta find a way to pass time until we figure it out how to send you back.

Future!Damian *taking the book*: In the original greek.

Jason: What? Surprised that I know how to read at all?

Future!Damian: Tt- Not even. That's a reason you're the one who finished college.

Bruce:

Alfred:

Future!Damian: Don't look at me like that I was busy.

Jason, tearing up: I did what.

[puppetmaster13u]

Another Prompt in Memes?! Yes.

[pinsandcats]

Nerds

I've seen a lot of posts about how Jason calls Tim a nerd and makes fun of him for it despite being an absolute nerd himself. However I would like to present my own take on this: Jason makes fun of Tim for being the wrong kind of nerd. He walks into the room sees Tim reading a book on how to build a fucking rocket and goes "ugh this book is boring. You have no taste". He reads Tim's case report for a cold case he solved that batman had been trying to solve for years and he says "This report conveys no emotion."

[catgrandpa]

RIP Jason Todd, you would have loved coming first at Kahoot in every class.

[razzledazzle0]

shut up nerd

Jason: you can always win a argument if you say shut up nerd at the end

Tim: no you cant

Jason: shut up nerd

[jennrypan]

Tim, mind blanking completely: Oh! I just figured out the word 'hurt'! It's past, present and future!

Tim: You will be hurt, you are hurt, you were hurt

Tim: Cuz if something truly hurts, it never stops!

Stephanie, encouraging him: You poetic son of a bitch

Dick: ..Thats because its..an adjective..?

Jason: You will be stupid, you are stupid, you were stupid.

[theaceofarrows]

Bruce: [calling Jason] Where are you at?

Jason: [him and Damian in the middle of a gang fight] Helping the brat with his English homework

[gun shots in the background]

Bruce: Did I just hear gun shots?

Jason: I live in a bad neighborhood. You know this, Bruce

[Damian screaming a battle cry at the top of his lungs]

Bruce: Jason, what was tha-

Jason: Anyway, gotta go. The brat is butchering the pronunciations of King Richard III

Damian: [still fighting] HOOD, YOU LYING TOAD! MY PRONUNCIATIONS ARE SUPERB!

Bruce: Wait, Jason

Jason: See ya~

Bruce: JASO-