#Source: Psych

[batfamgalore]

*Dick is upset about a new case that is a copycat of one he witnessed when he was young*

Dick: And it hits a little close to home, seeing as how I was actually there the first time it happened.

Bruce: Mm… the first time what happened?

Dick: …

Bruce: Did you open your eyes?

Dick: Bruce, you’ve known me almost my whole life. Of course I opened my eyes.

Bruce: Dick, that is exactly why I refused to let you ride around with me.

Dick: Bruce, I was nine, let it go.

Bruce: That is a lack of respect. Of protocol.

Dick: Of protocol? Again, can I plead nine years old?

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Lucanis: The thing is... I have something big to tell you. Viago: We've known each other for years, Lucanis. There is absolutely nothing that could dent our alliance. Lucanis: I'm dating your protégé. Viago: You're dead to me.

[unattainablesillygoose]

Merlin, about to confess he has magic for the 362357th time: I have something I need to get off my chest

Arthur: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

James, disappointed: They didn't even have a dalmatian Regulus: Would you stop with the dalmatians already? James: I'm just saying, it would be nice to see one in its natural habitat Regulus: James, they're not indigenous to firehouses.

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

Jiang Cheng: Don’t say a word. Wei Ying: Wei Ying: Fergalicious. Jiang Cheng: I said no words. Wei Ying: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it’s not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.

[deathviaroses]

you know Hange would—

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Alexei: Read my thoughts.

Yelena: I don't know how to do that.

Alexei: Yes you do. Ready?

Yelena: Fine. Waffles.

Alexei: My god, it's crazy. That's exactly what I was thinking. It was just a test. Ready?

Yelena: Still waffles.

Alexei: Dammit! One more time!

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Pre relationship Steddie, set a few years down the road:

Steve: I make 48 grand a year, Eddie.

Eddie: What is that? Yen? Who needs $48,000 a year to live?

Steve: I need 32. The other 16 generally goes to you! I claimed you on my taxes, Eddie!

[emmikay]

Helen: Have you been in spying in Troy again? 

Odysseus: Please, I haven't been done that for months.

Odysseus: ...By the way, your cheese stores are getting low.

[bambinafangirls]

five: we have no time for your malarkey, shenanigans, or tomfoolery

klaus: the big three!

[batfamgalore]

Dick: There’s Talia, she hates me. And people don’t hate me. I get Christmas cards from people I send to jail!

Jason: She doesn’t hate you, okay?

Dick: I am smart, and I am fun, and I am almost always in a great mood, damn it!

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

[shortly after Rook and Varric start traveling together] Varric: Whoa, what happened? Crow!Rook: Poison, sneak attack. Unbeknownst to my assailant, Viago has been slowly and methodically poisoning me to build up my tolerance over the last 15 years. Varric: Maker's breath, why? Crow!Rook: For a night like this, Varric.

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miguel: "This is not the time for your shenanigans!"

Hobie and Gwen: "It was a single shenanigan."

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I need to get something off my chest.

Y/N: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

[Lecture Days] Wei Wuxian: I need to get something off my chest. Lan Wangji, internally: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

[angelofthenight]

Stephen: My cloak is not the new love of my life, you know I love you.

You, pouting in the back: Then how come the cape gets to ride in shotgun?

Stephen: He gets carsick, (Y/n), you know this-