#a question for the universe

[prlssprfctn]

I love-love AUs, where Jason adopts a kid and conventionally forgets to mention it to others, but I think it would be funnier, if he adopted an animal, but his family instantly started to think that he hides a child, because, honestly, it is obvious that he will end up with one anytime soon—

Jason, snoozing on his alarm: Hey, sorry, I gotta go. Dick: It is okay. See you around! Jason: *leaves* Tim, whispering: So, I don't want to start a panic, but his alarm name was "feeding time". Bruce, slamming his hands against the table: Finally! This had happened! Jason adopted someone! Dick, no less excited: We won. I am an uncle!

Jason, while scrolling the kangaroo ass carriers on the internet: Hm-m. Alfred, creeping on from behind, very enthusiastic: I would recommend you this one, lad. Jason, shuddering: Jesus— Jason: Uhh. Jason, thinking that Alfred probably knows, so there is no need to over-explain: Hey, thanks, Alfie. Alfred: Anytime.

Bruce, feigning nonchalance: So, how is the baby? Jason, thinking that Alfred just told Bruce about the whole thing: Well, better than ever. Bruce: Good. Where had you found him, by the way? Jason: Her. It is a baby girl, Matilda... And, well, in Crime Alley. Bruce, sniffling, because a) Jason is so him; b) he is such a girl dad himself by the nature: That's beautiful, lad. Jason: Uh, yeah?

Tim: Come on, when are you going to bring Matilda to introduce us? Dick is not getting younger. Dick: Hey— Dick: But also, yeah! I am not getting any younger. Jason, confused: You all are kinda obsessed. Jason: Like, there is literally nothing special. If you want to pat a dog, go and pat Titus. Don't bother my girl. Everyone, dropping whatever they were doing: A DOG?!

[pussyeater8000]

Kon: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Tim:

Tim: Well that depends, were you already a worm in this particular situation or did you get turned into one? How did you get turned into a worm? Was it magic? If it was magic I'd have to ask Zatanna or Constantine for help but im sure i could find a way to turn you back.

Kon: I-

Tim: Unless of course you don't wanna turn back. Maybe you just want to stay a worm for the rest of your life. I mean i don't know why you would but I'd still respect your decision

Tim: Would you even know you're a worm? Would you still have your memories from before you were one or would your mind also change into that of a worm? Hey how unethical would it be to date a worm anyway?

Kon: I am deeply in love with you.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Y’all think TikTok exists in the FNAF universe

[hasnomoxxie]

IM SORRY IVE BEEN BUSY MAKING THIS LEVITY RISES INTRO ANIMATIC

song by @maddiesmiles I love her she's so cool

Swaps to note from this:

Bill Cypher // Smile dip Puppies

Read about them here

The altered intro end was moreso to reference the animatics unused one!

Darlene // Paul Bunyan

(Yeah this does mean mason fails to flirt with him Paul, half because he knows he's a cryptid ithink. Paul probably turns into a blue minotaur maybe. As for Darlene, she's probably just a super frequent ad mascot)

Waddles // The axolotl

(the axolotl is called wades! Bc of this change, at the end of the summer Mason doesn't get his memories back immediately- it takes a few months)

Zombies // Gnomes

(I thought flipping the premise of the first episode would be fun, plus, tiny sentient zombies and tall garden gnome like cryptids that kinda stand there sound COOL)

I've been seeing the messages in the inbox, I'll get to answering them soon 😭😭😭

[weeklybuckydoodles]

hii

today's bucky doodle is congressman bucky barnes

[imaginable-horror]

New study technique called "let's go steal a grade" in which I pretend to be a part of the Leverage crew and study for my exams as if I'm studying for the grift. I need enough knowledge that I can con the mark without getting called out.

[yurrrsssss-ghoul]

Big fan of Damian unpacking lores that aren't even exclusive to the LoA. Like, the BatFamily thought that they helped him (they didn't) but then they realized that they may have unintentionally exposed him to the same stuff, just in different fonts.

__________

Duke: I never got to ask, but what are these markings on your door? I don't see them on everyone else's

Damian: Oh, those are from the time father installed extra locking mechanisms from outside

Dick, doing the slowest fucking head turn towards Bruce: He did what

Damian, shrugging: To be fair, I was a danger to Drake. At least according to father

Stephanie: Okay, but that seems a bit of an overkill. You were like, what? 10 years old at the time?

Damian: 11, but then again I was a trained assassin

Dick, stressed out: So are everyone else that is occupying this manor?? The difference is that you're a whole child and we're grown adults?? Who had access to firearms???

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[goddessofbees]

Hood went to a meeting with his gang while he had the twins, and the Dannies wearing little baby masks

Dan was dealing with a ghost issue so Jason took the babies with him but not before getting little masks for their faces and as many weapons as he could fit on his person while carrying them.

His gang knows he's a father and it's very adorable and it's kinda helping with his street cred from the whole heads in a duffel bag incident. Lol

Idk what else I could imagine for this AU to happen or like the timeline if anyone wants me to draw any ideas for it, your gladly welcome

Tho I've been thinking of doing a different au where Jason never revealed his identity to the Bats and romancing a Danny Phantom character...

[museaway]

✨ love your fandom asks ✨ 

Saw the opposite of this floating around and thought the reverse might be fun.

list 3 positive things about your current fandom(s)

a headcanon you weren't sure about at first but have come to like!

a character that fandom has helped you appreciate

say something nice about a ship you don't ship (it can be another ship in your fandom, a mutual's OTP, etc)

something you see in fics a lot and love

something you see in art a lot and love

your favorite tropes to read/write/draw

you hope more people will come to appreciate ___ (a ship, a trope, an episode, etc)

a ship that isn't your OTP but that you enjoy

a blog (mutual or one you follow) that has made your fandom experience brighter

if you're a writer or artist, what fic or piece of art are you proud of making?

compliment someone else in your fandom

your favorite type of fandom event (gift exchange, ship week, secret santa, prompt meme, etc)

the ship that always makes you smile

the character that always makes you smile

a tiny detail in canon that you want more people to appreciate

the thing in canon that everyone loves and that you also love

a fandom tag that you track

your current fandom(s)

your very first fandom!

a fandom you're not active in anymore but that you still really like

the fandom friend you've known the longest

the fandom you're curious about because of a mutual

how has fandom positively impacted your life?

a piece of advice for taking care of yourself in fandom spaces

[mmelete]

Warriors: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Wild: Probably missing a limb or whatever, lol

The LU fandom:

[teratomatica]

you always land on all fours

[cheatsylu]

Working on a little thing based off this ! Twilight and Wind will move, and I didn't forget about Time!

[reality-detective]

What they won’t teach you in school! - The Secret Behind the 369 Method ✨

Nikola Tesla believed “If you only knew the magnificence of 3, 6, and 9, you would have the key to the universe.” But they won’t teach this in school… why?

Because 369 is the code of creation. It’s found in the patterns of nature, the universe, and even our own energy.

🔑 Why the 369 Method Works: ✔️ 3 - The Power of Creation → Thoughts become things. Writing your desire 3 times activates your intention. ✔️ 6 - The Power of Energy → Repeating it 6 times amplifies your emotional connection, raising your vibration. ✔️ 9 - The Power of Completion → Affirming it 9 times signals to the universe that it’s already yours.

Schools teach memorization, not manifestation.

But the real secret? Your mind is the most powerful tool you’ll ever have.

You can use any paper or notebook for this method, and use the pen that feels good to you. 🤔

[meikooo200]

Billy is constantly stopped by the League of committing murder.

But not a normal murder, murder by a strange curse.

For example:

Batman: Marvel, no!

C.Marvel: I wasn’t going to do anything! *with a random villian behind his back*

Batman: Don’t lie to me. I saw your intentions. *looking at his eyes*

C. Marvel: *visibly nervous* Which… Which intentions? *avoidong Batman’s gaze*

Batman: I know you want to turn this man on a fish in the middle of the Sahara.

Random villian: *scared* W-What?!

Batman: You can’t do that.

C. Marvel: Why?!

Batman: It’s murder.

C.Marvel:

You take the fun out of life

Or:

Flash: Hey, kiddo! *arriving to Fawcett City on one of the rare times when Billy asked for help* What do you want me to do?

C. Marvel: do you see that man? *pointing to a random villian*

Flash: yup

C. Marvel: I want you to help me to run around him until he runs out of oxygen

Flash: I beg your fucking pardon?!

C. Marvel: It’s not as bad at it sound! *looking at his nails (recently painted by Darla)* He would die by the curse of have the need of driving behind a truck with loose logs anyways

Superman: *apering out of nowhere after hearing that* What did you just said?

Superman and Flash were like:

I think he's serious

This apply for his siblings too:

Aquaman: I think I miss hear, could you repeat that?

Voltage (Freddy): Hmm… Maybe… Maybe… We cast a spell on that villian.

Wonder Woman: What kind of spell.

Circuit (Eugine): Hmm…Well…

Aquaman: Kids?

Voltage: Unlimited diarreah.

Circuit: until she dies of dehydration or lack of body mass or anything alse.

W.W and Aquaman: ….

Voltage: It was an accident (It was not)

It was the third time on the week that one of the Shazamily came for the same thing.

Diana and Arthur were also like:

You don't learn, do you?

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