#dc twitter

[theofficialdailyplanet]

[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

[moider-time]

[swordofazrael1992]

one thing about me is i will send “does anyone know if billy batson has a canonical stance on cream cheese” to the gc at 12:59 am

[thefaeriefeatherdark]

I think it's really funny that so many "Fixing DC" posts on Twitter are about changing bits of continuity that specific person doesn't like.

I would never say that my plan to fix DC is to erase the 00s Kon-El stories because that doesn't do anything to fix the actual issues with DC which are more editorially and structurally focused.

For me fixing DC is doing stuff like handing Nightwing back over to the Titans editorial, reworking how editorial is set up, making sure that story choices are discussed by everybody who might be effected by that choice (so making sure that every writer in that editorial family is invited to meetings), firing Benjamin Leclear, hiring someone with qualifications as chief archivist for DC.

Like every big DC problem is largely an editorial one and attempting to retcon out stories to "Fix DC" is a bad idea.

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Twitter AU

Bruce Wayne✅️ @brucewayne

Don't worry, we're not changing the name of Wayne XDustries. Haha, got you there

[kuebiko-kei]

Only in Gotham can you hop on twitter and watch the vigilantes bicker and throw shade at each other. The rogues are no better and for some reason the Waynes always get involved???

[deepfried-dildos-again]

"Stop pushing an agenda" I'm nonbinary I don't even have a genda

[theofficialdailyplanet]

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[waynzel]

[redrageoused]

dc twitter is scaring me

[sassylittlecanary]

Read some actual comics, Kyle.

Superman is an incredibly kind and tender character. (If he’s not being written that way, then he’s not being written well.) He inspires hope not just through his heroics, but also through his kindness toward other people. That’s his thing. Don’t you DARE call tenderness a “weakness.” Get your toxic masculinity the hell away from me and go read a badly written Batman comic if you want a “tough” male character.

[bruciemilf]

Bruce buys twitter to ban his kids specifically

[nerdpoe]

Danny, due to his biology of being half dead, can eat very questionable things and not die. He decides to start a youtube channel with this.

He buys obvious shitty supplements online, clear and obvious scams, and takes them as directed for a month.

Then he reports what they did to him, and sends the samples to get tested. He's gotten more than a few scammers arrested by providing solid evidence that they used hazardous materials to make their product.

He gets away with this by claiming to have the power of abnormal metabolism, or an "iron stomach", so toxins aren't as likely to hurt him.

One of his viewers sends him an unmarked bottle of pills, saying that if he doesn't take the entire bottle on a livestream, they'll blow up a city.

Danny does his livestream, and goes out of his way to use the entire bottle of pills in extravagant recipes. By the end of it he's created a five course meal, all with the pills cooked/melted in, and it's become a mukbang.

The villain who sent it is watching the livestream pissed off, because they didn't specify how to take the pills, so this technically counts. The heroes they have trapped are losing their minds with concern.

[astorianyxkings]

There's always people theorizing how the Batfamily hides Jason disappearance and reappearance, but I literally haven't seen anyone use the best explanation: Witness Protection.

Like this literally answers every question. The Death Certificate? They had to fake his death. The empty grave? Obviously it had to be believable. The time when Wayne Heir "Richie Wayne" refused to step foot in Gotham and talk to his father? He was pissed about Jason's (non) death. Brucie Wayne's very real depression after his death? Well he lost contact with his son and he was under immense stress from the government.

Like this literally answers every question I can come up with. Why has no one said he was in witness protection? And if people have done it, send me fics and prompts because I'm obsessed.

And the best part is, the Waynes are so stupidly rich that they could pull it off. Lex Luther could try and conduct his own investigation but somehow he can never find anything concrete. And if he gets too close either Babs hacks them or Tim just calls up Conner for a distraction.

One time Jason gets cornered and asked how he felt about returning to his life after being in Witness Protection. Unfortunately, him and Bruce weren't on the best terms to explain the whole story but he comes in clutch. He spins the tale about how heartbroken he was to see his brother, father and grandfather grieving and how honored he was when he learnt his new little brother idolized him. Tim got ahold of a copy of the interview and will never let Jason live it down.

The media doesn't ask Bruce questions about Jason's death because last time they did he broke down and a suddenly furious reporter chastised them and reminded them that while Jason may be alive Bruce still mourned his death. The picture of Bruce in tears at the interview is currently one of Jason's favourite lockscreens.

Same goes for Dick. Any questions of his brother's death results in (1) Richie Wayne ready to throw hands at any and everybody, (2) his wife (well one of them) Barbara Gordon threatening the reporters or (3) That same Metropolis reporter chastising the whole community again.

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: Bruce, can you sign something for school?

Bruce, shaking his head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.