#incorrect batman

[baambastic]

Tim, holding up Damian: stinky

Dick: no! don’t be mean!

Tim, swaying Damian back and forth in the air: stinky demon brat

Dick: no!!!!!!!!

Jason, not looking up from chopping vegetables: naughty boy. brat bat

Dick, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[acryingspider]

Peter Parker: "If I had a nickel, for everytime a billionaire playboy, who is also a superhero specialising in tech, wanted to adopt me, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."

Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne: *Discussing custody in the background*

Alfred staring into the camera The Office Style: "When is it gonna end?"

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Jason: Hey, hey, B. Look at me.

Bruce: *Turns around to face Jason*

Jason: Bitch.

[batshitferalquotes]

Jason: *sends a voice message*

Bruce, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?

Jason: Oh don't worry about it!

[later]

Bruce: *presses play*

Jason's recorded message: BRUCE, THERE'S A F*CKING FIRE IN THE MANOR AND–

[quiinncherie]

they’re kissing thru the glass btw

[just-lost-inbetween-worlds]

Y/N: Jason, you need to react when people cry!

Jason: I did. I rolled my eyes.

[thequeert0fear]

Jason, about Tim: "I can't believe you're being narsty in front of the baby."

Bruce: "The baby is going to be 21 in 4 hours."

Jason: "In my heart he's still 12 and asking me to play minecraft with him."

[unseriouslysexy]

Selina: I am no longer dating Bruce

Ivy: Congrats on freeing yourself from the chains of heterosexual

Harley: Ooh ooh do you wanna be our third?

Jason: Well about time you dumped him

Selina:... Damn guys I was just trying to be funny

Selina: We're getting married

[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

[acryingspider]

Brucie Wayne being interviewed about his children in the future.

Interviewer: How many are there?!

Bruce: 36! ive counted them myself!

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Bruce: Ok, if everyone's finished bein stupid.

Robin!Jason: I had more, but you go ahead.

[incorrect-waynemanor]

bruce: you should have known better! i expect more from each of you

steph:

tim:

cass:

jason: you’ve known us for years and you haven’t lowered your expectations yet? that’s on YOU

[batshitferalquotes]

Dick, throwing confetti: You bring the razzle, and I'll bring the dazzle.

Bruce: *while apprehending a criminal* Is this why you made me add pockets to your suit?

Dick: Yes and it is 100% worth it.

[hannibals-favourite-meal]

Noods

Villain!Y/N: Know why I called you in here?

Batman: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Y/N: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

[enby-mori]

jason: the pit makes me blackout.

bruce: and have we ruled out the major ptsd?

[betterpatroclus]

Bruce: I’ve never been more proud of you for anything in your life.

Tim: I mean I’ve solved a lot of cases for you…

Bruce: And yet crime has continued.