#detective Bruce wayne

[confused-wanderer]

Bruce Wayne persona but although he’s got at the high class stuff he still doesn’t know how to behave like a normal fucking person. There’s only so much guidebooks teach you.

So sometimes when he’s multitasking a hit too much for someone who hasn’t slept in five weeks and has three bullet holes, the personas both get mixed up and thus was born:

Batman Wayne

Once he was wearing tourist clothes and some robbers tried to grab him from behind and the next thing they knew they were being judo slammed with a polite “personal space please”.

People don’t think much of this, it’s chalked up to the adrenaline of the moment and the inherent instincts of being a Gothamite but now it’s well known that Bruce has one hell of a fight or flight response.

There’s another incident not too long ago where Bruce had just downed three bottles of cough syrup and hosted a party, wherein someone threatens to bring the Wayne Foundation to ruin as it was ruining the free labour they were receiving from the underprivileged, and Bruce Wayne god bless his heart did not find any logic in being civil and this led to him just appearing in the darkness during bidding and outbidding them just because he could. All while silently staring into their souls, which intimidated even the bodyguards.

Now people are wondering if the reason eight year old Bruce survived is if he just accidentally decked the gunman or just stared at him until he got creeped out.

[fickle-tiction]

fic reccomendations

does anyone know any good fics (not tickle fics, just regular old fics) where there's no powers and Bruce becomes a detective (homicide preferably) because I read one a few months back and LOVED it and now I'm desperate for more

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

[video320]

I drew the bat family

[oifaaa]

Went to the beach recently and saw a bunch of kids wearing those animal towel ponchos and it made me think of a batman beach episode

Bonus Dick:

[oncillabrigade]

Finally read Robins!

I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen:

[noassamoas]

headcanon that alfred does not know what to get bruce for his birthday anymore, the man literally basically has everything. So, whenever he finds something that Bruce has lost, he hold onto it, and gifts it back. Everytime, Bruce is like “omg alfred, where did you find this?? Its been missing forever thank you ur the best”

nobody says anything whether they figure it out or not

[batcavescolony]

My favorite thing to add to my text post is Dick remembering everything that's retconned. So

Jason: sometimes I wish Bruce never adopted me

Dick: I almost adopted you

Jason:... What?

Dick: back when you were a blonde acrobat, you had the same trauma as me, I wanted to adopt you.

Jason: when I was WHAT?

Dick: yeah, you were menace back then too-

Jason: BRUCE DICK IS ACTING WEIRD! HE'S SAYING I USED TO BE BLONDE AND AN ACROBAT!

Bruce: he does that sometimes

Dick: Bruce remember when Alfred didn't exist yet and it was just you and me?

Bruce: sure chum *pats head*

Dick: what is Julie doing now?

Bruce: *whispering above Dicks head* I have no idea who that is.

Bruce: No idea why don't you go look her up?

Dick: ok *leaves*

Jason: what the hell?

[frownyalfred]

I love that identity reveals between Jim Gordon and Bruce in fic almost always go the same way. Bruce goes "How did you know? Was it my acting?" and nine times out of ten Jim says something along the lines of "No, your acting was phenomenal. You gave yourself away by caring too much, Mr. Wayne."

Because the billionaire playboy cover was perfect and damn near airtight until one Bruce Wayne leapt in front of someone else during a holdup at a gala and "accidentally" got shot. No self-involved airhead with that much money riding on his life would ever -- ever -- let himself think of someone else in that moment.

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

I absolutely love this panel. Jason just sitting on top of all the henchmen he knocked out, Bruce dragging the guys he beat up behind him, the sass, the banter. "Age before beauty, chum". I love Detective Comics, it is just so much fun

[missingnightwingsmullet]

okay 1, 2, 3, and POSE!

[batmancurated]

detective comics 1090 cover by ashley wood

[mylifeingotham]

[livsoulsecrets]

Detective Comics #968 (2017)

They’re so unserious

[batblobinarobe]

Whoever in DC comics came up with this design, I want to talk (and shake your hand and tell you you're my hero)

It didn't have to go so hard, and yet.

[oifaaa]

This has definitely already been done by now but I don't care I'm excited for this movie