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[thirdeyeblue]

A journey through the ship of all ships: part two

(part one)

[sayangrafayel]

Rafayel: MC posted on Moments that we’re going on a vacation, which is where one of our friends lives.

MC: They invited us to lunch. I couldn't say no.

Rafayel: I could've say no.

MC: Which is why you have 3 friends on Moments.

[notastraykid]

Seungmin: What’s something you guys are better than Minho at?

Felix: Mario Kart.

Jeongin: Yeah, video games.

Hyunjin: Emotional vulnerability.

[belongstocaptaindoyle]

[greenleaf4stuff]

Incorrect Jurassic Park #14

Alan: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

Billy: Have been for the past year but thanks for noticing

(Source: ifunny.co)

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[everwalldigan]

Hear me out: Robin Dick would be the biggest Bruceman supporter and shipper.

This boy hates any of Bruce’s love interest with a passion because then his dad guardian spends less time with him and that’s obviously UNACCEPTABLE, SCANDALOUS even, so when rumours start circulating that Bruce Wayne is in a relationship with the Batman, he jumps right on the wagon.

Reporter, thirsty for a story: Mr Grayson what do you think about the rumours that Bruce Wayne is dating the Batman?

Dick: What do I think about my dads you mean? My very married very taken dads? My very faithful to each other plural dads?

He would fuel the rumours both as Robin and as Dick Grayson, punching criminals for talking bad about Wayne enterprises as Robin (“THAT’S MY STEPDADS COMPANY YOURE TALKING ABOUT!”). He would be on online forums all day talking about how Bruceman is the only Batman ship that makes sense and Doxxing people who disagree.

Bruce is so exasperated because this is happening at a time where only Alfred and Dick know his real identity so he can’t even do anything with ANYONE without making either Bruce Wayne or Batman look unfaithful.

Throw Reporter Clark Kent into the mix who has been sent to scope out the Bruceman story, who Bruce makes the mistake of flirting with at a gala. Both Clark AND dick are scandalised.

Dick, making a scene: HOW COULD YOU! BATMAN IS WAITING FOR YOU AT HOME AND YOURE HERE FLIRTING WITH SOME… SOME REPORTER??

Bruce, sighing: Dick-

Dick, tugging on Bruce’s suit and looking up at him with fake tears in his eyes: Dad, are you and dad getting a divorce? :(

Clark, panicking: NO NO THEYRE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE PLEASE DONT CRY

Meanwhile:

Bruce, crying in the corner: he called me dad

He would even go as far as insisting that Robin is his step sibling

Principal: how do you explain that whenever Robin is injured, Dick fails to show up at school the next day?

Dick: Robin and I are twins :) so when he’s injured I’m injured too and we have to stay home together!!

Bruce, whispering: I’m sorry, they’re not really twins but neither I or Bats have the heart to tell hem

[bruciemilf]

Bruce: Parenthood is a spectrum.

Clark: Explain that.

Bruce: Sometimes, my kids make me so proud I almost like myself.

Bruce: Other times, I say ‘Well. At least they’re not doing crack cocaine’

[moondustinfj]

[sayangrafayel]

MC: Xavier, look! It's another bounty on Lumiere. Weird.. he looks familiar, don't you think?

Xavier: If you excuse me, MC, I need to go to the BRB. It's BRB time. I'm BRB-ing.

Xavier, on the phone with Jeremiah: I am fully freaking out. I just experimented with an unfamiliar acronym in public. BRB- What does that even mean?

Jeremiah: It means be right back.

Xavier: Be right back? But it has the same syllables as the acronym? What?

[youbutstupid]

*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*

Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*

Thunderbolts:….

Yelena: that is so uncool

Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-

Enemy: ??

John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?

Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?

Ava: apologise.

Enemy: what….

Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect

Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….

Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool

*Fight resumes*

[belongstocaptaindoyle]

CONSTABLE TUCKER | S18 E21 | INCORRECT TEXT POST (part 2)

[artsymeeshee]

Honestly tho

[lithiumseven]

Jeeves and Wooster as incorrect quotes

Screen caps by @bluebassy

[rainydropz]