#it was unfortunately harry potter

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Hey

Ron: Hey, where’s Draco?

Harry: Oh, he’s at the Grimmauld Place, putting up decorations for Pansy’s birthday party tonight

Hermione: And you’re not helping?

Harry: I tried, but apparantly singing “I will survive” in a helium voice is not helping

[basiatlu]

Today on: I drew but it’s either a wip commission, too spicy for tumblr, or nothing worth noting

[a-great-tragedy]

Barty crouch jr is the type of man to buy flavored chapstick just to eat it.

Not to apply it, to eat it

[sweetnnaivete]

james potter would be such a slut for summer. i can picture him doing yard work shirtless and sipping on a strawberry lemonade or a can of soda, waiting for someone hot to walk by so he can try to look cool and aloof

[arrozconlecheeee]

I’ll share here tooʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

[thisnerdetteoverthere-blog]

I love found family even more, when said family is just a bunch of idiots in different fonts + one everyone thinks is the rational one but secretly is just also one font of idiocy

[luvjordie]

a series of unfortunate events is a mauraders au. the parents are james and lily. olaf is peter. klause violet and sunny are the golden trio but with a twist. please tell me someone understands what im trying to say here- oh and lemony is regulus if he didnt drown </3

[trohpi]

please more mtf Reggie headcanons! I love her sm

okay so even tho reggie discovered a love for makeup after coming out, shes absolutely horrible at eyeliner. shes way too embarrassed and prideful to admit that tho so she usually just ends up going to pandora who is all too happy to help and do it for her

eventually when sirius starts experimenting with makeup and asks reggie to try some eyeliner on him bc “yours always looks so good, reggie” she has to come clean and sirius bullies her for it relentlessly, he literally never lets her live it down

[sailforvalinor]

Harry “wow, I wonder what it would be like to have a difficult life” Potter 🤝 Klaus “I understand, I’m having a very terrible childhood right now” Baudelaire

[daddiesdrarryy]

*Hogwarts Sixth Year*

Pansy: Potter is watching you again, what a creep

Draco: He’s so in love with me

Pansy: What?

Draco: He wants me, I feel it, Pansy. Why else would he watch me every day if he’s not insanely in love with me?

Pansy: I think you’re the insane one, Draco

[menlove]

meeting best friends/partners/etc from fandom is the funniest thing imaginable bc the typical well how do you know each other comes up and the answer has to be. well. we were both A Little Crazy About Some Guy.

[a-great-tragedy]

Regulus: I keep doing the one thing were you sort of dream while you’re still awake and it’s starting to get worse

Pandora: You mean daydreaming?

Regulus: No…

Dorcas: Then what are you talking about??

Regulus: You know- when you start seeing those fake pictures?

Evan: *Sighs* you mean hallucinating? That’s called hallucinating Reggie

[rewritingcanon]

I feel like albus would probably become a dark Lord eventually, but instead of genocide and murder he just blackmails people and spooks them a lot. Kind of like a prankster, but instead of pranks its domestic terrorism.

Scorpius would probably panic about history repeating itself

😭😭 how did we get from spooking people to domestic terrorism 😭

ur telling me albus is the kid friendly dark lord. like gargamel or dr doofenschmirtz.

[musings-of-a-maladaptive-dream]

I’m curious about stuff again specifically for people who like to read.

I put both girls and boys just to see if there’s a difference. And if you are trans or genderqueer please do think as to what gender you considered yourself at the age you started reading and not your current chosen gender.

[lilithofpenandbook]

Snape: HEY GUESS WHAT HEADMASTER SAYS I CAN HAVE A PET RAT!

McGonagall: What pet rat??

Snape: HERE! (throws object)

McGonagall: Severus, this is a mirror.

Snape: Yep (proceeds to salute and moonwalk out)

McGonagall: ...OH, YOU LITTLE BASTARD-!

[iseeksouls]

Tell me Draco doesn’t give off major Carmelita Spats vibes. Dracolita Spatsfoy