#peter is done with this shit

[my-castles-crumbling]

Sirius, thinking of Remus: It's not gay to have like...fantasies about another dude, right?

Remus, thinking of Sirius: Erm...no. Definitely not. As long as you don't... act on it.

James, thinking of Regulus: Yeah, no, it's.... completely straight.

Peter:

Peter: No, that's really fucking gay.

[erinwantstowrite]

LOF AU where everything is the same except peter is in gotham for like 2 days and then Wanda picks him up

Peter, being stalked by the Bats: MISS WANDA :D!!

Wanda: Peter!! :D

Tim, watching from another rooftop with his binoculars, was told 2 minutes ago to tell them if smth came up with Peter: um. guys-

[k7ino]

forgot to post this here last night but,,hoffstrahm pikmin dads :3

[hearts4dorlene]

*Marauders playing twister*

James: Left leg green, Sirius

*Sirius ends up on top of Remus*

Remus: Part of me thinks you're just doing this on purpose, James

Peter: He stopped spinning 10 minutes ago, surprised neither of you noticed

Sirius: Twat

[incorrect-spiderverse]

*Miguel casually bleeding out on the floor*

Peter B Parker: "Is he going to be ok?"

Lyla: "Yes, just keep applying pressure"

Peter B Parker, leaning in closer to Miguel: "If you die, Gwen, Miles, Pavitr, and Hobie will have no supervision"

Lyla: "Not like that!"

Peter B Parker: "It's true!"

[hlxc23]

Conversations I’ve had that remind me of marauders characters part. 29

Sirius: do you ever wonder if-

Remus: nope.

Sirius: what-

Remus: no I don’t wonder that.

Sirius: I didn’t even finish what I was saying??

Remus: you don’t have to every time you say “do you ever wonder” it’s followed by the most buffoonery type bullshit ever said in mankind that only you would wonder about.

[muscular-lettuce]

Ironman if he slayed also an ironstrange doodle as well as an au where maybe superior ironman acts as a squip to peter LOL

[immadeofdustandshadows]

Sirius: a pessimist sees a dark tunnel

James: an optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel.

Peter: a realist sees a freight train.

Remus 'done with their shit' Lupin: the driver sees three idiots standing in the train tracks.

[idk-bruh-20]

Tony gets attached to people fast actually

when people are like "It's so unrealistic to say Tony and Peter had a close relationship or that Tony would ever give anything to Peter! they spent hardly any time together!" I'm just like. ?

My man met quiet, nerdy Bruce Banner and asked him to move in within the hour. He is a u-haul lesbian but for Potential Science Friends. You think my trauma survivor idiot bitch boy would look at Peter -- who like Bruce is smart enough to keep up with him, and unlike all the old avengers actually looks at him like he's a hero -- and not think, "please let me convince you to care about me"? lmao okay.

[samthechaotic]

At this point, DC is a social experiment. I refuse to believe those people are real.

[jamessluttythighs]

marauders talking about NPCs

James: yeah, he called me a NPC??? what even is that

Peter: it's a muggle thing

Remus: non-playable character dumbasses

Sirius: playable character?

James: I am played by no one

Sirius: Exactly

Remus: *facepalms*

[itsquiett]

I just think that Sirius would LOVE making "are you serious?" "yeah, that's my name" jokes ALL THE TIME. No one could use that phrase without getting a smirk from Sirius. And that's the tea.

[erinwantstowrite]

Hi! I've never done of these before, but if they met, do you think Peter would buy into Miguel's whole 'Canon Event' idea or would he think it absolutely insane?

Peter at the moment (chapter 14 type moment) would maybe believe him, but the Peter at the end of LoF would not. But also Miguel's general existence would piss him off because while he's created this society and it should be a good thing, it's not acting like it is. Also Miguel would be trying to call Peter an anomaly... I think Miguel would suddenly be less concerned with Peter and more concerned on not getting his ass beat by the Bats and Tony

[the-real-peterparker]

don’t blow bubbles with gum if you’re wearing a mask. it is not fun. trust me.

[yourbustedkneecaps]

age swap au fic where everything is the same except that peter/spidey’s group switches with tony/iron man’s.

peter takes tony’s place. mj takes pepper’s. ned takes rhodey’s etc etc. “i am spider-man” press conference, tony sneaking out as iron man/becoming peter’s intern, may helping run the company, howard being a dick/owning a small business or smth — you get the gist

iron son and spider-dad i guess? tony (not lacking in intelligence) wanting to be as kind as peter and terrified of losing another good father figure in his life. peter “oh my fucking god kid if you’re not gonna stop at least let me show you the ropes” parker meeting tony during an expo/tour.

i want to see teen tony in high school desperately trying to be normal with his dad on his back about MIT and his tiny business or something. i want to see adult peter running a company with his besties and being loved as spider-man and trying so hard to help out some traumatized and angry kid in a rocket powered tin can.

this has tv show vibes to me in the best way

[hlxc23]

Sirius would pronounce Target as Tarzhay and it would piss Remus off so much

(So would James and it pisses Regulus off)