#shitpost writing prompts

[madame-helen]

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #142

It was considered a pretty big deal when a new ancient gets born. Danny didn’t and wouldn’t know this when he gets into an accident. A signal went out to all magic users that the ancient of space was born as soon as he stepped out of the portal and then things changed. If you could make a deal with an ancient it increased your power way more than that of a demon. Soon Danny gets chased by all sorts of folk trying to make a deal with him. He then gets caught by John Constantine who takes him back to the safety of the watchtower. What is the safest place to put the space ancient? In space!

[entomolog-t]

You know what I wanna see??

Borrower stories where the human isn't just your everyday citizen.

Borrowers who realize they're living with a particularly dangerous psychopath, a spy, some mystical being they didn't realize existed, a mad scientist, ANYTHING.

I want the borower to feel like the normal being compared to whatever frick frack is going on with the human.

I want it to be incredibly weird when they meet.

Like both of them catching the other in the act of something they definitely weren't supposed to see. Both of them being utterly baffled by one another.

Forget the single sided "human realized borrowers exist"

I want a duel sided ball drop moment.

A killer caught in the act by a borrower-

An alien taking off their disguise and just hearing a tiny scream from under the furniture

A spy catching a tiny being rummaging through very confidential documents and immediately thinking this is some wildly advance spy tech

A scientist finding a tiny being staring in horror at the experiments locked up in their lab

A vampire getting caught drinking blood by a curiously tiny lil human

JWHFDLKAFHKL

Goodness- I need WEIRD borrower stories.

[normalzucchini]

If Danny moved to Gotham, I think he would feel a little threatened. So he decides to try and scare the other gothamites first, to like show he's not weak or whatever.

It's his first day Gotham university. Everyone is introducing themselves with casually saying some absolutely insane facts about themselves (like how they beat the shit out of a goon the other day. Like how insane is that? I mean sure, anyone in amity wins fights with normal ghosts on the regular, but those are ghosts. They don't change, and once you know them it's easy. Humans tho? Much trickier, especially keeping them alive).

It's his turn now. He has a plan, but he needs something tough and hard to do it. He reaches inside his pocket, but he doesn't find any rocks or anything. Instead there's batarang. Guess that'll have to do.

Danny waves at everyone nervously "hello, my name's Danny Fenton and..." He takes out the batarang and takes a bite out of it "...I eat stuff" he says, with mouth full of metal.

The whole class stares at him in bewilderment. The sounds of metal scraping and chewing sounding too loud in the silent classroom.

--

Danny eats rocks. And stuff.

People assume him eating batarang is like... A sign of a rising villain, bc.... That's foreshadowing as hell, you can't lie to me.

[threefandomsinatrenchcoat]

Imagine Clark coming into Gotham or the batcave or whatever looking for Bruce and getting all excited at the shadow and talking to it only to belatedly realize Bruce's heartbeat isn't actually that close, followed by the reveal that it was just some alley cat/one of Damian's pets. His face immediately falls. He's embarrassed and devestatingly disappointed. Bonus points if a batkid is filming and shows Bruce later.

Also works with Dick in the Batman costume because Bruce is otherwise needed or temporarily indisposed. I imagine the Alfred-imposed bedrest would be sweetened a bit by having a video of Clark making a fool of himself.

[a-whumped-tea]

Got caught trying to escape by your captor? Gaslight them!

"And where do you think you're goin-"

"Oh my god, Whumper, I've been looking for you everywhere!!"

"...What?"

"You had me worried sick!! Do not make me worry like that again, Whumper. Do you realize how hard it was to get out of those chains?? Do you?? I scraped up my hands getting out of them!! Do you have any idea what could have happened if I hadn't gotten out?? I could have died from worry and it would have been all your fault!!"

"......Huh?"

"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."

[rwac96]

Height Difference (WhiteRose)

*Ruby Rose & Weiss Schnee were at a rock concert, a first for the latter while she attempts to see the performing band*

Ruby: "Ya know, Weiss, I could give you a boost to see the concert stage better."

Weiss: *groans* "I'm not that short, Ruby! I'll manage."

Ruby: *sighs, folding her arms* "Suit yourself." *smirks*

*The White-Haired Huntress hops up & down...repeatedly, then groans in defeat*

Weiss: "Okay, maybe just a tiny boost."

*The Reaper scoops Weiss up bridal style, making the porcelain-skinned girl blush*

Weiss: *flustered* "D-Dolt!"

Ruby: *snickers* "You're welcome."

[aus-nobody-asked-for]

Goncharov, but it was invented on TikTok.

Tumblr gets Zepotha.

[an-ikarus]

"Maybe the real monster we have to fight at the end of our journey is the friends we made along the way."

[slyther-bi]

Kinda thinking about writing a story about Severus leaving hogwarts in his last year and giving up on magic and the magical world. His friends Evan, Mulciber, Avery, and Wilkes decided to go along with him since in this story Severus is the only good thing in their life. Of course they give up magic and the magical world too, and dispose of their wands.

Then all 5 of them go on road trips with whatever money Evan, Mulciber, Avery, and Wilkes managed to take from the family vaults and with whatever momey Severus made from doing people's homework and selling potions. And Severus is teaching them how to do muggle shit and they're all just happy together.

There's a lot of info I'm leaving out but chances are I'll make a post about this, but I was listening to music and the idea popped into my head.

[not-in-the-library]

For the G/t gang!!!

There’s no reason to be embarrassed or ashamed of these things!! If your interest doesn’t hurt anyone! It’s just a kooky weird thing!!! If you present it like a normal thing, odds are people will go along with it and probably think it’s really cool!! Be self indulgent and weird!!! It’s ok!!!

These are two of my most popular paintings, usually bought and shared by non g/t ppl!!!

[sarah-kings]

Breaking news!

Local borrower attempts to steal a whole snickers bar, now is stuck in a jar!

A nearby team of fairies is attempting to break them out while the human is having a panic attack in the other room, convinced that the borrower is a mouse!

We are currently trying to deescalate the situation with a size shifter calming down the distressed human while the fairies keep up their work.

We shall now continue with the weather with Ted. How's the weather, Ted?

*camera switches over to a giant standing in a forest, only the feet abale to fit in frame*

Distant booming sound from above: No, no, you need to hold up the camera higher. No, higher, my eyes are up here!

...Yes, I KNOW it's difficult to hold up the camera that high, just-

*camera falls out of grasp, now staring up into the sky*

Annoyed looming face now coming into frame: God, damnit, Gerry! Every time!

*camera cutting back to the studio*

We are currently experiencing some difficulties over with Ted. We'll return to him shortly

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #144

Jazz had really been trying her best lately. Her aim had gotten a bit better but her baby brother kept getting sucked into the thermos by her. She really did just want to help him out and make his life easier but instead she kept getting a in the way. They had found him wandering the streets with no memory at 5 years but whenever he’d get questioned about his past family he’d look around the room for someone before he’d hide behind Jazz and try not to cry.

The portal accident followed not too soon after his 7th birthday and about a year had passed. It started with a simple wish, “I wish I knew what he went through when he was younger.” Suddenly she found herself shrinking smaller and smaller until she looked about 8. Then she gets thrown into a portal and when she gets up she meets a kid about the same age as Danny. This kid looked like him except for his emerald green eyes.

[entomolog-t]

Silly lil brainrot thats stuck in my head cause everyone's been talking about sizeshifters lately (AND I AM HERE FOR IT)

Just image a character looking for a roommate to help split rent, but their spare room is stupidly small. They put an add out, and get a few people coming by but no one wants that cramped of a bedroom, no matter how cheap they make it-

Until someone does.

They're frankly surprised- they figured at this point it was a lost cause but the person seems weirdly delighted??

Odd.

They are overjoyed at the price too- and character A can understand their joy- given the size of the room they were getting desperate price wise.

A week goes by and everything seems fairly normal. They put a lock on their door, but that seemed pretty standard when you're moving in with a stranger. They're clean, friendly, and pretty fun to be around- just a little forgetful, but who isn't?

By the second week though, Character A is noticing some weirdness. B doesn't seem to eat... They never see them cooking, theres nothing in the fridge, and they don't seem to go out for food either.

When A brings it up B brushes it off, saying they have a minifridge in their room and a lil personal stove. It seems like a good enough excuse until A realizes they've never seem them do dishes. Ever.

By the third week A is convinced theres something weird about B. They have to do some repairs on B's room and when they go in they're just in shock. It looks even smaller than before- B having put bookshelves along almost every wall- but theres no books in the shelves. Its all...

Miniatures?

Fantastically intricate rooms, ranging from something out of a fantasy castle, to influencer mansion type rooms. The longer they look, the weirder it seems though. The rooms are all connected- slides, bridges, ladders... Did they have a pet mouse or something??

Spying one room with a hamster wheel, A is convinced that B has the most spoiled pet in the world. Although... they never mentioned having a pet. Not that it was an issue, but A made it pretty clear that they should tell them if the have a pet in case of a fire or any type of emergency.

And then A sees it- or well, more accurately, doesn't see it.

They ... they dont have a bed??

Sufficiently weirded out but trying their best not to judge, A starts on whatever repairs they have to make, only to realize the project is not going to be a one and done job.

They let B know they'll have to go back into their room later this week and they work out a date and time-B assures them they'll be out of the house and will leave the door unlocked.

The day rolls around and when A goes to start the repairs they grimace. B forgot to leave their door unlocked. They really didn't have time for this. They give B a call, but it goes straight to voicemail.

With a sigh, they grab a credit card. It looked like a cheap lock anyways. Slipping the card between the door and frame they manage to bypass the lock with ease. It really was a cheap thing...

As they go to start the repairs, a little bit of movement catches their eye.

A small lump curled up under the covers of a massively luxurious bed.

Awe! So they did have a mouse!

and it slept under the covers?? Adorable.

It had to be pretty well trained if it didn't have any sort of actual cage? Maybe it was a rat? They could be pretty smart... though it was small.

Curiosity peaked, A pinches the tiny covers in their hand- not without noticing how incredibly soft and high quality they are- pulling the covers back.

A small hand rips the cover back, and they here a muffled

"Five more minutes..."

Eyes wide, they freeze, the world around them feeling frozen in this bizarre moment. A second passes. Then another.

The tiny figure in the bed bolts upright, head turning to A.

Their eyes lock in the most awkward dual realization.

"What are you doing-"

A interrupts them, holding up a tool.

"Repairs were today."

B nods, eyes wide.

"I uh... I forgot about that."

_____________________

I JUST THINK IF I WERE ABLE TO SHIFT SIZES I WOULD BE LIVING THE MOST LUXURIOUS LIFE

"BuT eNtO, DoNt YoU wAnT tO bE bIg?"

Yes obviously, but in this economy?? In the privacy of my own home I'll subsist for month off of 10$ in groceries thank you very much.

[normalzucchini]

When the giw finally falls, the amity parkers can finally see what's happening outside. Danny, Tucker and Sam are excited as they load the internetb connected to the outside world. Sam wants to check on environmental stuff. Tucker wants to check on Wayne technological advancements.

But no. Danny goes and types out his question first. With shaking fingers, he finally his entire. His excited smile immidietly drops

[is second robin single?]

‘The disappearance of the second robin’

‘third robin refuses to elaborate whether he killed the previous Robin or not’

‘batman adopts multiple robins, which one is the true one?’

Similar to what you just searched:

Is second robin dead?

How did the second robin die?

Is batman eating the robins?

What type of bird is discowing?

How many robins is there?

Danny stares at the screen in disbelief. What the fuck happened in those three years they were cut off from society??

--

Danny (and amity parkers) go to Gotham, cause several riots, start a cult about robins, successfully sue batman, pay batman for damages to his reputation for spreading the misinformation that he eats his robins, win case about paying for the damages, by claiming he's an entity, thus they don't care about their reputation, gain a witness who says he saw batman eat a robin going by the name of Jason Todd or whatever, perhaps join a gang and so much more 👍👍👍

[pyromotha]

Anybody wanna write a Dad!Simon & reader/oc’s kid caught playing in the snow?

Saw this on Pinterest and immediately thought of Ghost or Johnny or Price or Gaz or fUCKING ANYBODY CAUSE THIS IS ADORABLE

My lazy ass ain’t gonna write for this (as of now lmao) but the ideas open to any of the other simps on tumblr :>