#source: twisted

[disgracefulthings]

Anything goes wrong in SVSSS

Shen Yuan:

[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

Peck, about the Ghostbusters: They treated me as if I were a throwaway joke! As if I were some... silly side character!

[yumedeer]

TW: s*x ed (kinda) and Crowley being an overprotective dad

🪞Crowley: I wouldn't give a thought to any student in this school. You can't be too sure these days around boys! Vultures and flirts the lot of them!

😼❄️Both twins: ...

🐾Grim: What?

🪞Crowley: Just look at their tactics! They target vulnerable, young boys and girls... And build false senses of trust, and then ISOLATE them on "magic rides" of sort!!

🐾Grim: Huh?

🪞Crowley: And when the moment is right... *whispers*...They whip IT out!

😼❄️*both Yuu and Yukiko cringe*

🐾Grim: They whip what?

🪞Crowley: You know *Yuki plays dumb and Yuu covers Grim's ears* Their songs!

❄️Yukiko: Oh! Songs...!

😼Yuu: Songs?

🐾Grim: Why's that bad?

🪞Crowley: Beware of young boys that whip out their songs, my dear twins! A song is often a prelude... To a d*ck!

😼❄️ *both twins wince*

🐾Grim: To a what?

😼Yuu, covering Grim's ears again: He actually said it!!

🪞Crowley: A song is a d*ck in sheep's clothing!!!

❄️Yukiko: He's not backing down!!

🪞Crowley: There's a famous musical that has a song about this topic! Let me play it for you! Whenever in doubt, just remember it!

😼Yuu: Wait! NO, NO, NO!

-Crowley's phone: A song is a d*ck in sheep's clothing~ A song means a d*ck on it's way~

👻 Ramshackle ghosts, appearing furiously from nowhere: HEADMASTER!!!!!

🪞Crowley: *realizes what he's doing and freezes*

[incorrecttwsted]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[egophiliac]

did this as a quick scribble at like 1 AM last night and...immediately lost all motivation to ever clean it up. ( ᐛ ) but I had to draw my son being the fanciest little flower boy who ever threw petals down an aisle. oh my god.

[incorrect-back-to-the-80s]

Michael: Brave? Me? …Yeah.

[ayertrinity]

[ryllen]

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[silkkorchid]

We be eating good when it drops then

Book 7 is gonna have like 30 episodes in the anime if it gets green light

[disgracefulthings]

How The Adepti Found Out That Morax Was Still Alive:

[thenumberhuntress]

Riddle, setting down a box: Okay! We're going to put everything we love in this box! Malleus: May I put Yuu in the box? Riddle: No Vil: Can I put Yuu in the box? Riddle: No. Azul: Can I- Riddle: NO ONE IS PUTTING YUU IN THE BOX! Kalim: [sneaking Yuu into the box]

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Yuu: ...And that's why sharks are cuter than dolphins. Yuu: Hey, are you okay? You've been really quiet for the past few minutes. Malleus: Malleus: Oh, don't worry about me, I'm just really overstimulated right now. Yuu: I am so sorry! I didn't mean to overstimulate y- Malleus: No, I like hearing you speak. You speaking is good, everything else is bad. Yuu: But- Malleus, grabbing Yuu's face: Now listen here, child of man. The world has been far too loud, and far too bright, and the only thing keeping me sane is you talking at me. I may not be absorbing anything, but I am hearing it. And the drone of your voice talking about what you love and care about is the only thing soothing me right now. Do you understand me, you FOOL?! Yuu: Um... Okay...? Malleus: Now you were infodumping about how you think sharks are cuter than dolphins? Yuu: ...Yes? Malleus: KEEP TALKING!

[yuuchama]

Asking Lilia Vanrouge to tutor you in history sounds like a great idea, doesn't it? He seems to know a lot about historical events due to living through them and there's even a picture resembling him in your textbook. History is his best subject. What could go wrong?

You leave the tutoring session more confused than before. Lilia's knack for history is no joke, though his knowledge is all over the place.

Hardly any of what he says gets covered in class. It's probably not going to be on the test. He brings up the names of random people, common folk with no impact on the grand scheme of things. He drones on about these people for longer than necessary. He rambles about insignificant bits of their daily lives like an old man reminiscing about old friends and you don't know how to stop him.

"Patricia really hated when they implemented the new calendar system, khee hee hee! Said it made her miss a date with this lad she fancied, but it all worked out in the end. He came to find her after a while and they went steady. Never met him. Heard he was a paper boy. The kind that makes paper, mind you. Word has it that he made fine paper but I never much cared about the quality of paper."

Lilia starts floating off his chair as he becomes immersed in his own tale. He crosses his arms in thought. You stare at his exposed forehead as he turns upside-down, your pen hand at the ready in case he says anything actually useful.

"Ezekiel, though? He was a lad who was mad about paper. Oho. This was, oh, roughly 350 years ago. He penned a letter to the Shaftlands government to petition for lower taxes. About a decade after that blight incident that wiped out their food reserves. More than half their crops were being taxed and it was a brutally cold winter, he could barely afford firewood, but he still used the best parchment he could find. Said it made a stronger point to those in power. Oh, and his daughter was so angry about it!"

Lilia laughs. Three hours pass in this manner. He wafts through the air absentmindedly and bumps against your shoulder, sending him floating back in the other direction. When he drifts too far, he magically pops into another spot and makes you jump. He has a smile on his face, this is genuine fun for him.

You manage to fill in half a page with notes that seem kind of useful. You don't know how you'd source them in an essay, though, aside from "Lilia told me." You ask if he knows anything about the legendary Queendom of Roses Revolt and he launches into another unrelated story that happened around the same time about some really good chicken he once ate.

When you've had enough and the study session is over, Lilia thanks you. He gives you a piece of hard candy, its wrapper somewhat disheveled like it was in his pocket for a week. "It's important for kids like you to study hard," he says with a thumbs up. He pats you on the back before leaving. You consider asking Riddle for help the next time you have questions.

[incorrecttwsted]

[bluesylveon2]

This entire story of Lilia helping Epel was adorable! I loved when Silver and Sebek magically showed up

Wow Jamil 😂 he is hilarious