#the rookie incorrect

[milfsincrime]

wesley: this place is a mess, we need to clean it

angela: are we having people over?

wesley: no?

angela: then why are we cleaning? we know we live like this

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Ghost: Here we fucking go again.

Ghost: I mean, good morning.

Rookies: ...

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Buck *getting flirty*: You wanna skip dinner?

Eddie: No, I'm hungry.

Buck: Fair en-

Eddie: And you're gonna need that fuel for later.

[i-only-see-daylight]

Rowan, desperately trying to save Dorian: Highness, with all due respect, Aelin will kill me if I let you die, so I'm dead either way.

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Qatar Grand Prix - Sprint - Oscar Piastri

[smh0217]

Jaune: I found out today that Emerald is getting released from prison early.

Yang: Oh, for good behavior?

Jaune: Nah, overcrowding.

[incorrectzutaraquotes]

zuko: it was just a kiss…not that big of a deal

toph: then why are we talking about it?

zuko: …because…what if it wasn’t just a kiss for her

toph: you think katara has feelings for you

zuko: …no

toph: then she probably sees it how you do, just a weird thing you had to do for work

zuko: right…

toph, smiling: zuko…do you have feelings for katara ??

zuko: no !! no, i’m dating mai. and katara is with aang. AND i’m the firelord, so…

toph: all true, not what i asked

[rookieoneil]

Grey: have you ever been to therapy?

Tim: no don’t need it

Grey: not even when you got shot?

Tim: nope

Grey: when you almost died from a disease?

Tim: that was crazy I forgot about that…

Grey: what about when you were dangling over them edge of building and had to choose someone else’s life over your own?

Tim: that wasn’t a big deal 😫

Grey: the shop literally fell down and exploded

Tim: It sounded like these things affected you more than it affected me. Maybe you should go to therapy

[escapismqueen]

Lucy: Tim and I are having a baby.

Tamara: That's gre-

Tim, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

[tanked-up]

Recruit: So tell me, how’d you get on Ghost’s good side

Soap: Well… I complemented his mask

Gaz mutters: Oh God, no

Recruit: You think that’ll work on me?

Soap: Of course! Go ahead and try it

————————————————————

A day later…

Recruit finally spots Ghost and decided to shoot his shot: I like your mask Ghost!

Price: …

Gaz: …

Ghost: …

————————————————————

5 hours later…

Soap to Gaz: Hey have you seen that recruit I was talking to yesterday?

Gaz: Soap.

Price: He transferred

Soap sarcastically: Why!? Couldn’t handle the burn…?

Price: You have got to stop doing this, son

Soap scoffs: That’ll teach them not to go near him

Gaz: He just wanted to be his friend!

Soap: I AM GHOST’S ONLY FRIEND

[locitapurplepink]

Rex : Do the walls make it hard to be in a relationship with Crosshair ?

Omega : No, but that's because I know behind those walls, he's just a big softie.

<Later On>

Crosshair : Do I look like a big softie ?

Rex : No, sir

[milfsincrime]

angela: have you heard of murphy’s law?

nyla: yes

angela: have you heard of cole’s law?

nyla: i have not

angela: it is thinly sliced cabbage

nyla: you remember i’m armed right?

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Overheard at the training grounds.

Ghost: A guy walks into a bar and says “ouch”

Price: What’s going on?

Soap: We’re in the middle of an “if you laugh, you lose” training.

Gaz: The first rookie who laughs, is on dishes duty for a week.

Soap, holding a clipboard: This is part of our Advanced Warfare training program. Ghost, next joke.

Ghost: What's a cats favourite colour?

[marsinoff]

Ollie: I am immune to everything. Also Ollie, pointing at other F1 drivers fighting each other: That being said, I am free from any drama.

[dreamerrgirl]

When Tim and Lucy finally announce they’re dating to their colleagues:

Sargent Grey: “Already have the paperwork filled out in my office, all you need to do is sign.”

Angela: “No shit, Sherlocks.”

Nyla: “This is supposed to be news?”

Aaron: “How dumb do you think we are?”

Celina: “Wait, you haven’t been the whole time I’ve been here?”

Smitty: “Yeah, even I knew that!”

Sargent Jan: “Half the station saw you holding hands last week.”

The Morning Janitor: “You haven’t stopped smiling since last month, it’s really starting to creep me out.”

Nolan: “Wait, what?!”

[cod-dump]

Ghost to a recruit: This may be a personal question so feel free to not answer- Ghost: Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?