#tim drake hcs

[allgremlinart]

so happy to see ppl joining the autistic bruce agenda after watching The Batman but never forget our original autistic king bruce rep. u live in my heart forever DCAU batman.  

[rabdoidal]

im 24/7 thinking about the robins and yet ive never drawn them, so heres them in dick’s apartment after a long night of patrolling! 

✨ kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous ✨

[lelektoro]

Bruce eats peanut butter straight out the jar with a spoon as a snack and Alfred is horrified by this, but never tries to stop him because it's one of the only things that stayed the same after his parents died. He regrets it though once more kids come into the house because now they all do it and each one has a brand prefernce and there are 8 different jars of peanut butter in the house at any time. There is a designated peanut butter cabinet in the kitchen.

[batfamcraze]

Random Headcanon: Sometimes when Babs is bored she’ll talk like a sports commentator on comms

“And here we have Red Robin chase after a Riddler goon. He’s getting away but will he make it?! He’s pulling out his grappling gun... he’s going for it... he’s aiming for a rooftop... BUT OHHH!!! HE MISSES AND GETS A FACE FULL OF BRICKS. Ladies and gentleman he will feel that in the morning.”

“Batman is on the prowl... he is preparing a sneak attack against Two Face... how will he do it???... and... WHAT’S THIS??? Robin takes the lead and BOOM he’s on the ground! Now that’s what I call a knockout!”

And it always makes them mad lol

[missbluesunflowersstuff]

How Gotham See Jason Todd

Gothamites were saddened when they learned of Jason's death, but these days Bruce Wayne takes his son everywhere like it's normal.

So Gothamites came to a simple conclusion: Witness Protection

Jason came from a dangerous street, his mother was a woman with a drug problem, to save his son from those who might want to kill him because "Jason Todd saw too much" Bruce created a big marketing campaign to fake his son's death while he was under witness protection.

Now after years Jason can finally come home (the law takes time for everyone)

This is almost a silent rule in Gotham, after all what else?

Batfam's reaction:

They all know and thank the false rumor for that, as surely Tim and Bruce were going to try to come up with an even crazier idea to explain what happened to the public.

Dick just advised the other brothers never to answer this question directly, to leave it as vague as possible for people to draw their own conclusions.

in the end for Gotham Jason Todd never died he was only in witness protection and now he can finally come home

[lightningflvsh]

timmy! this is probably gonna be the second last pride drawing i do because i only have an idea for one more anyway lol

(the mug says “worlds okayest detective” i promise. i know what it looks like)

[snoctober]

au where everything is the exact same except tim carries around a camera at night, not to stalk batman or anything, but to take really close up pictures of rats and rats only

[batcavescolony]

Bruce: *sips coffee* it's quiet.....suspicious.

Dick: why? It's nice I think you're paranoid.

Bruce: No Damian and Tim are here. it shouldn't be this quiet even if their ignoring each other.

Dick: you know now th-

*door swings open*

Jason: I JUST SAW TIM AND DAMIAN SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER WORKING ON SOMETHING!!!

Everyone: *panics*

[kumikoumae-archive]

Damian draws Tim's D&D ocs and Tim takes pictures of Damian's pets for his pet instagram and there is nothing you can do about it

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Have you met my family? (Jason Todd x reader Headcanons)

Requested by the most amazing honeypot I’ve ever seen @sirkekselord​:  Hey Honeybee, it's 3 am and I saw you opened your requests. So how about some headcanons where Jason's S/O meets his family for the first time but somehow she met all of them already while helping them some way out on the streets and she just didn't know it and it's kinda chaos.

A/N: honestly I loved this and I hope you don’t mind that I added the part about how she actually helped them. I had so much fun with this and I could’ve done more for other bat-siblings but for length-sake I decided to go with our main bat-boys and papa-broosh. Love you

You had met Jason for the first time on your balcony

Well, he hadn’t actually been ‘Jason’ at the time, instead sporting his red hood persona

He had been too busy blickering with Bruce over Comms too notice that his Bat-claw was malfunctioning and instead of drawing him up on the roof of your builduing it just straight up slung him onto your balcony and made him crash right into your window 

Thank lord for deciding to invest in strengthened Gotham-glass because if not you’d have to clean up the mess

Alarmed by the ‘thud’ you grabbed your handy baseball-bat and went to check it out, finding the vigilante groaning and lying on the metal floor of your balcony

Of course you helped him up again and asked him if he was okay and from there on he just continued joking about in his usual manor

You had to admit that you found yourself thinking about the mysterious hero more often after that and you’d lie if you’d say that you didn’t hope he could crash into your window once again

It was also the thing that was on your mind when you went for your job interview at Wayne Ent. only to have the thought vanish when you found yourself being interviewed by the current CEO Lucius Fox himself

The thought only returned when you returned to Wayne Ent. as one of the new social media liasons, but it again dissapeared when you ran into someone who you immediatly recognize as Bruce Wayne himself

He looked somewhat distressed - even though he held his composure quite well - and even though he immediatly apologized (completely ignoring that you were the one who hadn’t payed attention), you noticed how he kept looking behind him and a certain chattering gave you a safe assumption of what he was ‘running’ away from

“Go, I’ll handle them,” you offered in spite of yourself and it was worth it when he thanked you and quickly jogged away, just in time for the hord of reporters to come up behind the corner looking for him

You put on the best customer service face that you had and started engaging with them to keep them busy long enough for your bosses boss to be able to flee

It was definitly worth it though because you ‘mysteriously’ got a raise on your second day in office

Once you got used to your new job, your little red hood crush returned but -yet again- it was quickly pushed away by a “different” man

of course at that point you didn’t know just how similar your two crushes were

Jason might have thought about you one or twice (or hundred times) too until it got to a point where he decided to try his luck even tho he knew that it was kinda stalker-y

So he went back to your builduing and like it was meant to be your were just leaving and straight up stumbled into his arms (that was becoming a habit of yours at that point) 

he started joking (and flirting) and not ten minutes later you had yourself a date

four dates later you had yourself a boyfriend

from then on your relationship went on steady and even though you kind of wished that Jason would be more open about his past and his family (which you knew nothing about at that point), you accepted that some wounds didn’t necessarily need to be reopened 

You also didn’t try to question his weird time schedueles too much because you trusted him to be faithful to you and you knew that once he trusted you too, he’d tell you what was behind it all

But because of that one friday evening he had to raincheck your planned cinema date so you decided you’d just take a stroll through the city when you came across a mugging in process 

For a second you were frozen in place but then the mugger came running towards you - or rather away from who you’d later learn to be a cop - and in a complete short-circuit reaction you kicked out your leg in front of him

He fell forward and not five seconds later he had cuffs on his wrists and the man who was arresting him introduced himself as Officer Grayson and thanked you 

The next instance happened when you went out with a friend of yours who was studying medicine and they needed to quickly stop by the library 

While your friend went to search a specific book you went looking around and found yourself in the computer section 

It was mostly unoccupied except for one girl tapping away at her screen and a man on the other end, near you, with his head lying on the keyboard and - even though you didn’t want to be noisy - you couldn’t help but notice the open word document full with random letters that you assumed his sleeping head had entered with the title reading ‘Hitory of Gotham and Wonder city’ and supported by this and the books lying beside the screen - all working with the same general topic - you felt save in your assumption that he was a student working on a paper for his class

You thought back to your own college-days and you knew that you hated it when you fell asleep shortly before you deadline and had to rush it out

So, taking a risk, you went to the coffee-machine, bought the biggest size coffee they had and went over to the young man

“Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but I think you could need a little pick me up”

When the smell of coffee hit the brown-haireds nostrils his eyes widened in glee and he thanked yuo, giving you the title of ‘life-save’ before he got back to deleting the countless pages of random letters in his document while you went to find your friend

After that you found out who Jason really was and - while you were quite shocked and not very sure about what to think about it - you learned to cope ith it

Now of course you asked one or two questions about Batman and the rest of his ‘Team’ (even though he refused to call it that), but since you didn’t actually know about who his family was and he kept his answeres short, you didn’t really make the connection yet

It was another month or so before Jason finally decided that it was time for the big step and he told his family about you - or rather about him having a serious significant other who he planned a future with and who knew his secret

of course Bruce - as his father and as someone who was worried about the families secret - insisted on Jason bringing you over, but he adamantly refused, instead suggesting that they’d meet on neutral ground 

So Bruce reserved a table for seven (since Jason insisted on Alfred being there to even out Damian having to be there [much to both Jason’s and Damian’s dismay]) 

You were incredibly nervous and excited so of course you insisted that Jason and you arrived twenty minutes earlier just to get used to your surroundings but ten minutes later you found yourself almost shaking with nervousness and excused yourself to go out and catch a breath

You decided to walk around a bit until you caught sight of a kitten rushing into an alleyway and having a soft heart for all animals, you went after it 

But you weren’t the only one who had saw it because as you were knealing in front of the little kitten, reaching out your hand to let it smell you, another figure - a smaller one - appeared

He was wearing a dress shirt and black-suit-pant so you guessed he too had more important places to be in, but since you yourself were currently not really on track with what you actually came for 

“It doesn’t have a collar and it looks malnurished, I think it’s a stray,” you broke the silence, turning to the boy who looked at you with suspicion in his eyes and you guessed that he wasn’t the biggest sunshine to be around

“I agree,” he answered shortly and you decided that it would help no one to just let the silence flow back in

“There’s a good vet around here that should still be open, I’ll take her there so they can check her up,” you decided out loud and found yourself very happy when the kitten allowed you to pick it up without any panic

“Tt, so that they can sent her to a shelter where she’ll be put down?” the boy said with clear judgement in his voice, but you decided to be above it, because you understood his worry somewhere

“Of course not, I’ll leave them my number so they can call me once she’s been all checked up and I can make the adoption official.”

Now he seemed somewhat satisfied with your decision and gave you a nod before turning around and rushing away while you did the same, just in the opposite direction

You were halfway by the vet when your phone rang

“Where are you babe? I thought you just wanted to catch a breath. Are you getting cold feet?” Jason’s worried voice came from your speaker

“No! Of course not! I’ll be there in five to ten minutes I promise, please tell your family how incredibly sorry I am.”

Jason sighed - but in this loving way and not at all dissapointed and told you to take your time since he’d hold his family off and you fell in love even more

Ten minutes later you came rushing into the restaurant again and as soon as you arrived at the table you started to ramble: “I’m really sorry, I promise I’m not usually so late, I just-”

You stopped in your tracks when your eyes landed on the man sitting opposite Jason

It was Bruce Wayne - how did you not know that your boyfriends father was Bruce fucking Wayne?!?

Before you could react, your eyes wandered to your Boss’s right and in that order you found yourself faced with the boy from the alley, the student from the library and the cop you had helped arrest that one mugger

But most surprisingly was the man sitting between the cop and your boyfriend was Alfred, the man you met almost once a week on the farmers market that you had helped out at as a teen and kept visiting 

You stared at the people in shock and they stared back at you with Jason staring between the six of you in confusion

“Hello? Are you all okay?”

“Jason, your dad-” “Is Bruce Wayne, I know, he adopted me, I know I should’ve told you sooner, but-” “Your dad is my boss,” you interrupted him

A second of silence, then two, then three, before Jason turned to the brothers: “And what’s the big idea with you three? Have you never seen a girl before?”

“Well, uhm, Jason, I know all of them,” you answered for them. “What? How? When?” “She helped arrest someone.” “She bought me coffee.” “You now have a cat.”

“She did what?” Jason seemed to have whiplash as he looked between his older and first younger brother before he stopped and turned to the youngest, “And what do you mean with I have a cat now?”

“I believe while all of this is very interesting, We’re all here to get to know Miss Y/N better, arent’ we? So how about we all take a seat and get on with the dinner,” Alfred got order back into the round and it was only an hour later that Jason started to wonder about how he had known your name  and realized that your lifes were intertwined far more than he had believed

[666mistyday]

batfam shitpost pt 4

[batmanbatfam]

you can’t tell me steph didn’t make a twitter as batgirl to piss bruce off and then did a q&a and when someone asked “Batgirl who is your celebrity crush” she said “Tim Drake-Wayne”

Tim tweets “I’m flattered” and then makes an account as Red Robin just to go “what the fuck”

The people start shipping Batgirl with Tim with the same energy as Lizzo and Chris Evans

[lelektoro]

Bad habits that make Alfred wake up and choose violence:

sitting on the countertop, worse if youre still WEARING YOUR SHOES!

putting whites and colours together in the same laundry load.

drinking out of the carton.

"Master Bruce, stop eating cerial with a fork."

walking through the garden instead of around it

Drinking iced tea in his presence

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Tim, on the *good stuff* post injury: And… and… Bruce is a DUMB FACE.

Tim: *giggles*

Steph: This is the best day of my life.

Jason: Honestly, same.

Jason: Please tell me someone is recording this.

Cass, phone in hand: Duh.

Tim: And Jason is the best and the smartest and I love him.

Steph & Cass: Awwww.

Tim, oblivious to the world around him: And he has a helmet and that makes him the smartest and Alfred said so too.

Steph: Hey Tim? Who’s your favorite?

Tim: I like cats…

Tim: Sometimes I think Damian is a cat.

Tim: Do you think Ra’s knows if Damian is a cat?

Tim: Hang on, I need to text him.

Jason: Oh, I got this Timbo. *smiles with unholy glee*

Steph: Does Bruce know you two text the leader of the League of Assassins on a regular basis?

Jason: *shrugs*

Tim: Ra’s doesn’t like it when Jason texts him so I keep giving Jason his number.

Tim: Jason is the best.

Cass, amused: So you’ve said.

Tim: I think all of my friends have died.

Steph: Let’s think happy thi-

Tim: Do you think if I tell Ra’s he’s my friend he’ll die too?

Steph: Okay never mind. Continue.

Tim: Steph, you and Jason should date.

Jason: *blanking out*

Steph: Wha-

Tim: I have a PowerPoint all ready to go.

Tim, giggling: But don’t tell them because it’s a secret.

Two hours later:

Steph: Well, at least he’s finally asleep?

Jason: He would have been sooner if you’d’ve just let me-

Cass, flicking Jason’s ear: No drugging our brother.

Jason: But he’s already drugged, I don’t see-

Dick: Hey guys, how’s Tim doing?

Jason & Steph: mild deer in the headlights look

Cass, grinning: Fantastic.

Later:

Dick: I can’t believe you made it through the entire thing.

Tim: Oh ye of little faith.

Dick: Too bad they deleted the video. I would have loved watching their reactions to the whole thing.

Cass, pulling up a backup copy of the video footage: Oh ye of little faith.

[deyageka]

Karaoke night with Tim and Cass be like:

[greenapplebling]

Tim: Hey!

Bernard: Hi, batata!

Tim:

Tim: Did you just call me a sweet potato?

Bernard: Is that what it means- I mean, yeah! I was reading this spanish cook book and thought it sounded cute, don't you think?

Tim, blushing: Well, I guess so...