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*DpxDc wherein Danny works for Tim, and after a big deadline Tim takes Danny out for coffee*

Tim: So, do you have a favorite coffee shop?

Danny, tiredly: As long as the Barista gives me 4 expresso shots to mix into this monsterxred bullx5 hour energy concoction I made this morning*holds up a bright green 64oz tumbler with a ghost sticker on it*, I don't care where we go.

Tim, amazed: How are you alive?

Danny, lizard blinks: ...I'm alive?

Tim, now worried: Is this how Alfred feels when talking to me?

Dick, apearing from nowhere: Its how we all feel about you.

Tim, jumping: The hell did you come from? Are you wearing a fake mustache?

Dick, who is, in fact, wearing a fake mustache: No. Also we totally weren't spying on you or your friend.

Tim: We?

Jason, from the bushes wearing a green afro wig: Dick promised me office romance drama.

Cass: *shrugs*

Damian, scowling while wearing glasses and a silver wig: Richard said we were going to the dog park.

Titus, painted like a tiger: woof

Tim: ...Danny I am so sorry for my family.

Danny, near crying: Oh thank the Ancients you see them too!

Tim, frowning at his family: Look what you've done.

Jason, Dick, Damian, Cass, and Titus, all surprisingly genuine: Ma Bad-Sorry-Apologies-sorry-woof

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Danny is sitting inside Jitters sipping his coffee and watching Flash get his ass absolutely handed to him across the street by Captain Cold. He thinks Flash is having one of Those Days cause this is honestly getting really hard to watch.

And that’s Danny ‘King-of-scrappy-I-will-throw-sand-in-your-eyes-for-an-advantage’ Nightingale saying that. Alas there is no sand here. Only concrete. 

Oh, those ice beams are getting awful close. Oh wow, okay, maybe the Flash is going to actually die right now. Is Danny about to witness murder? Huh.

Okay. Maybe he should…help. Now.

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conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 6

Jason: hey, Nightwing, you still on this line?

Dick: *slightly strained* yeah hey, we're here, what's up? i thought you and Red Robin were on a stakeout?

Jason: yeah we just got a question, we're trying to settle a debate.

Dick: go for it.

Jason: Tim asked which terrorist attack i thought had the most 'aura', and now we're arguing over their different aesthetics.

Dick: oh for fucks sake.

Jason: now i said- what the fuck's that reaction for?

Dick: you guys have got to stop having those kinds of conversations on patrol, dude. last week Vicky Vale released an article about how Robin and Red Robin were recorded by civilians discussing which rogues were most likely to be transphobic.

Damian: i still believe Joker would be an ally.

Dick: -shut up Robin. one of these days you guys're gonna get us all cancelled on twitter.

*a few beats of silence*

Jason: ok so anyway, i said 9/11,

Dick, groaning: Hood.

Damian: what's 9/11?

Jason: ...sorry what?

Damian: 9/11. what is it.

Dick: *loud sigh* just a reminder, Robin, we're supposed to be tracking a drug cartel right now.

Jason: shut the fuck up Dick he doesn't know what 9/11 is- TIM FUCK OFF stop trying to use my com, join the call yourself!

Tim, very distantly: TELL HIM I HAVE A POWERPOINT ON ALL THE CONSPIRACIES, TELL HIM- *grunt*

Jason: -said fuck OFF. Damian we really need to have a conversation about what exactly the league's education for you entailed, because a lot of stuff got left out.

Damian: is this going to be like when you taught me about the omegaverse? because i didn't like that. Nightwing i found the truck by the way, pinging you my location.

Dick: hold on- fuck the drug cartel, Hood you told him about the omegaverse?!

*a beat*

Dick: did he just fucking disconnect from the line-?!

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Jason has been 'kidnapped', so Bruce goes to investigate and free him.

And accidentally walks in on Jason doing kink roleplay with Danny and Wes, unaware of it.

And managed to get the mistaken impression that Wes had somehow managed to knock Jason out and rope him down to an alter, upon which he would be 'sacrificed' to the Ghost King.

Now Bruce is beating the shit out of a horribly unprepared Wes, Jason is desperately yelling at him to stop it(while still tied up), and Danny has revealed himself in an attempt to make Bruce stop punching Wes. Everything has gone to shit, and the mood is very much gone.

Wes: Let's play 'The innocent virgin gets sacrificed to the Ghost king' ;)

Jason: I'm not sure you can convincingly play the part of 'the innocent virgin'.

Wes: Who said I was volenteering for that part?

Jason:

Danny: I'm down.

Jason: ...me too.

*later*

Wes: JASON, WHY DID YOU INVITE YOUR DAD TO AN ORGY

Jason: I DIDN'T! HE JUST FUCKING SHOWED UP!

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It is canon that at some point, while Hiccup was still in a coma, Gobber went through his room and workshop to find the schematics for Toothless's tail. I cannot imagine that Stoick did not join him.

What must it have felt like, seeing all of Hiccup's drawings and models of Toothless? There is so much to unpack about what they would have thought.

They must have been struck by how little Hiccup hid his things (a canon detail!), because Hiccup knew they didn't care enough to notice. He left drawings of Toothless out ON HIS DESK and never worried about it.

Can you imagine? Your child loves something so deeply that it has become intrinsic to who they are, and you know they knew you would hate that thing if you found out, and you realize that they felt like they didn't even really need to hide it because you never looked at them enough to notice. And they were right.

And, also, Stoick and Gobber must have appreciated for the first time how incredible Hiccup's inventions are. Gobber had to break down the tail schematics to recreate it, which meant he had to fully confront how the tail control mechanism was light-years beyond any other piece of technology on the island.

They would have found, too, Hiccup's first few attempts at the tail. They would have been confronted with the fact that when given the space to test things, to try things and iron out the flaws, Hiccup is a genius. All those old inventions that almost worked but malfunctioned in some way? Yeah, if the village hadn't stopped Hiccup, if they had let him take notes and try again, those inventions probably would have worked.

Can you imagine what they felt, realizing how badly they had stifled and mistreated Hiccup? Realizing that if they had given him space to be himself, he would have been creating miracles his entire life?

ALSO, Stoick and Gobber must have truly understood for the first time how deeply Hiccup cared for Toothless. Hiccup made technical drawings for the tailfin, yes. But he also canonically drew a lot of art of Toothless just. Being Toothless. In the Live Action he even made a wooden carving with articulated wings! It is so evident from his space how much he loved Toothless. What do you think Stoick felt, seeing that, knowing how he himself treated Toothless after the arena fight?

There is just so much that comes from that small detail of Gobber making a new tailfin, and I desperately want, like, a novella from Stoick and Gobber's POV of that time period.

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Tim: If you and Bernard kiss in front of them, I'll take a week off in a month. We'll be able to leave Gotham and I'll be at your complete disposal. Kon, already typing a message to Bernard: Consider it done.

Kon: So you know how we were kissing in the park yesterday?

Tim: How could I forgot?

Kon: Yeah. So like, did you tell your family that you're dating me and Bernard?

Tim: Why would I do that, I like it when they're not privy to my love life.

Kon: Right, right. Anyway, Steph thinks you're cheating on Bernard with me. I can hear her ranting about it right now.

Tim: She's projecting because she cheated on her ex with me.

Kon: Hm. Well the rest of your family, sans Cass, seems pretty up in arms about it too.

Tim: Dick is also projecting. The rest of them, I don't care, I think it's funny when they're confused.

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Anyway, just because Tim collected older siblings like Pokemon in the 90's doesn't mean he can't have a little one now.

(Also please don't give me any shit for Tim still calling Damian "bratty", the sequence of panels that's from is probably the most Siblings they've ever been.)

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Tim Drake, 12 y/o who was never taught boundaries due to severe negligence so stalking seems like a valid hobby: *looking at Bruce* I can fix him

Bruce Wayne, grief wrecked suicidal disaster: *looking at Tim* I can make him worse

-------years later--------

Bruce, mentally healthier: Why are you like this?

Tim, unhinged bisexual will learn everything about you for shits and giggles if you make eye contact with him: WYM? You helped make me this way? Do you not like your creation? Too bad. You can't get rid of me now.

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Plot For The Throne

New idea, some Justice league members end up going through a natural portal on accident and ending up in the infinite realms. They are wandering while trying to stay hidden from the citizens there but somehow end up in the palace (or were following people who were going to the ghost king so they could gain information). Maybe they just teleported into the palace? Either way, they are overhearing people tell the king about their problems and one person makes a complaint about the ghost hunters of earth like the GIW. Saying that something must be done, and his argument leads up to a plea to invade earth which causes the heroes listening to tense. Phantom, the king (who is an adult at this time) calmly rubs his head and asks how many humans are on earth. When the answer is a few million, he then asks how many have hurt their people. After getting the number of like a few dozen and possibly asking the ghost to lost the crimes against their kind each and every one of those million humans has committed (which the ghost couldn’t do since they hadn’t done anything) the king asks why he should invade an entire planet for the actions of a few. When the ghost starts stuttering about their crimes Phantom says he isn’t claiming they are blameless, the ones responsible will pay but only those responsible. He’ll even send soldiers to assist in their capture and any rescue needed for the ghost harmed. The perpetrators will be brought here for trial. The ghost claims that humans cannot be trusted and they must stop the problem at its source but Phantom keeps arguing against it until he finally snaps that maybe the previous king might have solved things by concurring worlds but he is king no longer. He will run things how he sees fit and they will not be punishing an entire planet for the actions of a few! Dismissed.

Then the heroes overhear the ghosts complaining on how the new king was too soft and not willing to do what needed to be sone. Some even saying they heard the king had a daughter. Perhaps he just needed some…encouragement to act. And so the heroes not only discover a whole new dimension and species of people, but now must stop a plot to overthrow the current king to stop an invasion against earth.

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I haven't seen a fic like this yet but imagine a reverse robins fic where 0.02 seconds after meeting Dick and hearing about The Incident, Red Hood!Tim is just like "hey do you want me to kill that guy for you?" to baby Dick

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Tim: hey Dick, hypothetically if you know two people who are always fighting when they are in the same room, what should you do?

Dick: uhhhh depends on how they fight?

Tim: prolonged eye contact, gritted teeth, veiled insults I don't really understand.

Dick: ...ohhhhhh, okay no you don't need to worry about that. That's just flirting.

Tim:

Tim: what?

Dick: you just gotta pull a Much Ado About Nothing to get them to realize what they're feeling isn't anger, but unresolved sexual tension.

Tim: what!?

Dick: I'll help, I'm great at spreading rumors. Who are we getting together?

Tim: my dad and Bruce.

Dick:

Dick: okay, a little out of left field, but I can work with this. But...are you sure you didn't mean you and Superboy??????

Tim: NO!

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If you're feeling heroes

Infinite Realms: Danny Phantom x DC x Marvel AU

Ok Background set-up:

Tim Drake, convinced that Bruce Wayne is still alive, leaves Gotham to search for him, following the path of what he believes are key "historical events." His journey takes him to the desert, where he and his friends discover mysterious runes.

But instead of death befalling his team, the runes turn out to be a veil between dimensions, and they are accidentally sucked into the Infinite Realms—a multiversal space where ghosts, spirits, and lost souls wander.

>>> The Infinite Realms:

The Infinite Realms are vast, uncharted, and connected to every universe, spanning an infinite number of realities.

It's a place of eternal unrest for souls who can not settle, their energy scattered across the realms.

Ghost King Danny phantom oversees this expanse, helping souls who are unable to find peace. His primary task is to evaluate and guide the dead, but things get complicated when some souls have unstable or underdeveloped cores, making them restless or dangerous.

Meanwhile, Vlad Masters (Plasmius) has been secretly aiding Ra’s al Ghul in the mortal world, providing ectoplasm (which functions as Lazarus water in this universe) to Ra’s, in exchange for the loyalty of Ra’s dead assassins. Vlad’s ultimate goal? To usurp Danny and take the throne of the Infinite Realms for himself.

On the other side of the multiverse, thanos snaps his fingers and 50% of the people turns to dust , Peter Parker and half of humanity has been sucked into the soul stone, they dont die though,It just causes a ripple in the fabric of the multiverse, their souls arrive in the Infinite Realms.

but Peter’s left deeply resentful, confused, and struggling with an unstable core

Someone, either Frostbite or Clockwork, takes notice of Peter’s arrival and brings him to Danny for evaluation. As usual, Danny’s focus is on making sure the new arrivals don’t cause trouble, which is complicated by his deep dislike of paperwork (he’s great at physics and biochem, but don’t ask him about statistics).

Danny is swamped with the paperwork for new arrivals when Peter walks in. His appearance is unexpected—he looks like someone who should have settled, but instead, his core is unsteady and kn the verge of chattering.

Peter’s unhelpful attitude only complicates things further. Danny is immediately concerned.

Peter, a genius by nature, peeks at Danny's paperwork and recognises the problem with Danny's administrative mess and offers a solution. Danny, impressed and possibly a bit desperate, hires Peter on the spot to help with the duties of the Ghost Zone.

As things progress, Peter grows more comfortable in the Ghost Zone, though he’s reluctant to fully settle.

Danny starts offering him more and more outrageous jobs in an attempt to keep Peter nearby and help with his unstable core.

What starts as offering him a simple assistant job escalates into more absurd roles—secretary, concubine, king regent, you name it.

Danny will do anything to keep Peter around because he feels Peter’s the key to fixing the realms—and his heart.

Peter, while impressed by Danny's devotion, is wary of the increasingly bizarre proposals. His love language, however, is acts of service, and he appreciates the lengths Danny is willing to go to help him.

Meanwhile, Tim Drake is trying to blend in with the League of Assassins' ghosts in order to track down clues about Bruce.

He quickly learns that Vlad is controlling the assassins, and, much to his disbelief, Plasmius wants to dethrone Danny.

Tim has access to Danny’s historical records, and after sneaking into the archives (probably under Clockwork’s watchful eye), he realizes that Danny is by far the best leader the Infinite Realms have seen in millennia.

Tim starts to believe in Danny’s leadership—and in his own chance to make a difference.

Tim's plan is an easy two steps:

1. Break the assassins free from Vlad’s control.

2. Go to Danny and explain Vlad’s plans, hoping Danny will be indebted and help him return home to Gotham. But, Tim, ever the tactician, also knows that if he takes down Vlad, he could demand Bruce’s return as part of the bargain.

Tim’s plan goes awry when he’s blasted with ectoplasm during an altercation, which leaves him vulnerable to the strange aura of the realms. His life force begins to drain, and he’s rushed to Frostbite’s domain for care. Panic sets in because his plan isn’t completed, and the pressure causes him to blurt out that he’s come to propose a deal to Danny. But he fumbles the words, not realizing what he’s implying.

The misunderstanding spirals out of control. Tim believes he’s asking Danny for an alliance, but Danny’s court interprets this as Tim proposing marriage. In a frantic attempt to clarify things, Danny blurts out that he’s already in a courtship—with Peter.

Tim, confused but intrigued, takes one look at Peter (the “pretty boy” in question) and casually says, “I don’t mind sharing.”

In the Infinite Realms, relationships of this nature are binding—and the realms themselves interpret Tim’s words as consent to begin the courtship process. Now, Danny is trapped in a situation where, if he doesn't follow through with the courtship (and marriage), his core could shatter, causing the Realms to collapse.

Danny, now trying to keep his new “court” intact, is caught in an increasingly complicated political and personal web. He has to decide his feelings for both Peter and Tim while also trying to maintain control of the Infinite Realms. The Ghost Zone’s stability is at stake, and there’s the looming threat of Vlad’s power grab.

As the stakes get higher, Tim, Peter, and Danny form an unlikely alliance. Tim continues to investigate Vlad’s manipulation of the assassins, and Peter starts to use his genius to help stabilize Danny’s leadership—and potentially help them figure out a way to stop Vlad. And danny? Danny falls hard

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PROMPT/FIC IDEA

OK so during the Red Robin Run, Tim collects load of evidence that Bruce is alive, right? But then, the JL completely ignore him when he tries to show them. He's consistently sent to voicemail, or flat out ignored; Clark doesn't even look through all the evidence from Tim for which has spent months of his life (and a spleen, and some friends) collecting; they all just try and tell him to 'calm down' or whateve and that perhaps some more time away from hero-ing will help.

So he decides to create time travel, and do it himself, pretty standard.

OK NOW HERES THE FUN BIT

Tim can't safely figure it out. Each time he tried, he gets a shifting result. So, he starts travelling (again) with the intent on learning something from different cultures/libraries that will teach him.

(Hes travbelling under the basis that he has lost his spleen, so should go on retreat away from the Gotham Villains gasses for a while, at least until surgery has healed (at least, this is the excuse given to the WE board as to where the CEO is going) .

Eventually, he gets to Amity Park, and starts helping out as a vigilante there, befriending Phantom... gradually they fall for each other, bit by bit. Especially when Something Happens to send Tim into the ghost zone and he becomes Danny's Consort (is this a thinly veiled excuse to have Ghost King Danny and King Consort Tim? Yes yes it is leave me alone). Tim (&Danny? Maybe) ends up passing through the Infinite Realms, using it as a gateway into the multiverse, and ends up in one of the Spiderman universes.

Note: This Spidey universe is one where basically all the key cast from previous films all know each other through Peter. The multiverse is canon sooo its perfectly possible for this universe to exist somewhere

Tim ends up joining Team Red (spidey, deadpool, daredevil) whilst Peter and Tony Stark teaches him how to create a time machine, (after giving proof that he only plans to use this for good). He befriends a bunch of heroes and Peters friends. He gets a new suit design whilst there, and takes up a new mantle, one entirely his own :]

Tim returns to the DC/Phantom universe, and brings Bruce back. He is still King Consort, and has access to the ghost realm which he uses whilst having a long distance relationship with Danny. He is planning to get the JL to help out with Amity Park, but his reputation is still ruined, and he struggles to get them to listen to him.

Then, the JL calls an all-hands-on-deck mission against someone (probably an OP ghost or a Rebel Ghost Faction pissed at the GIW or some other, similar entity) and Tim attempts to tell them what he knows, and help. He is ignored, and it is suggested that he sit out on this one. He waits until the JL are practically collapsed, before walking into the battlefield in full King-Consort regalia, and the entire opposing group fall to their knees in respect lol. He commands them to go home, and they do.

This is how the JL learn just how much they've fucked up: and the bats find out abt Tim's boyfriend/consort :DD

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Multiversal brothers-in-law, or How Peter Parker Took Tim Drake to Bed EP: 01

Spider & red Robin EP:1

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Wayne Manor, Main Hall — 7:37 PM

“YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!?” Jason Todd’s voice echoed through the halls like someone had found a Joker bomb in the Batcave.

“Tim has a boyfriend?” Damian repeated, like the word itself offended his bloodline.

“I was just checking your Instagram, and boom—there he was,” said Steph, barely holding back laughter as she turned her phone to show the photo: Tim Drake, faint blush, leaning into the chest of a guy with glasses, messy hair, and biceps that could bench press Bane.

“We didn’t hack him,” Barbara added from behind the Batcomputer, sipping tea. “Technically, we just followed a trail. Some public, some… less public. And some password-protected.”

Dick let out a long, tired sigh. He ran a hand through his hair, trying to channel his inner older-brother patience before this became a full-blown family meltdown.

“Tim. Why didn’t you tell us?”

Tim stood at the doorway, looking up from his phone. Hoodie on, hair a mess, and under-eye circles that screamed “finals week + crime-fighting.”

“Are we really doing this now?”

“Yes,” said Jason, arms crossed. “We want answers. Who’s the hot librarian with gym-rat arms?”

“Been dating him for two months,” Tim shrugged. “If none of you noticed I had a nerdy, sweet, ridiculously hot boyfriend… that’s not on me.”

Silence.

Damian looked personally offended. Jason looked torn between teasing and admiring the guy. Dick looked exhausted.

Then came a soft clack. A second-floor window slid open. A figure in a red-and-blue hoodie landed on the upstairs balcony and entered like it was just another Tuesday.

Peter Parker rubbed his eyes, yawned like a cat who'd pulled a double shift, and shuffled inside.

“I’ve been pulling back-to-back patrols. You know what that does to a body with the circadian rhythm of a raccoon on espresso?” he mumbled. “I just want to take my boyfriend to bed. Hug him like a hyper-caffeinated pillow. Sleep. That’s it.”

Everyone stared.

Peter blinked.

“Oh. You guys must be the brothers-in-law.”

“…Multiversal?” Barbara asked.

“What?” Peter replied.

“What?” Damian echoed.

“WHAT!?” everyone shouted—except Tim.

“Oh. Right.” Peter scratched his neck. “Uh… you didn’t know I’m Spider-Man? From another universe?”

Tim rolled his eyes.

“Great. You find out everything today.”

Peter walked over and picked Tim up like a sarcastic weighted blanket.

“C’mon, Red Robin. Time to sleep. No more crime maps. No more casework. You’re mine now. Shhh.”

And just like that, with his boyfriend slung over one arm and a stunned Batfam watching in disbelief, Peter started toward the stairs like nothing was weird.

“Anyone else need a hug? I’ve got radioactive energy to spare,” he called without looking back.

Jason scratched his head. “You know what? I like him.”

Damian grunted. “I hate to admit it… but same.”

Dick sighed, finally smiling. “At least someone’s helping him rest.”

Steph nodded. “And sleeping Tim is a public service.”

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I love how Tim’s only purpose is to amplify Dukes aura here

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Tim: I told Jason that his ears turn red when he lies.

Steph: Do they?

Tim: No

Steph: Then why did you tell him that?

Tim: So I can do stuff like this.

Tim, yelling across the Batcave: Hey, Jason! Do you like being part of the family?

Jason, covering his ears: No!

Steph:. . .Does he realize he’s got the helmet on?

Tim: He hasn’t the last three times

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DP x DC Prompt: Warlock!Tim with his Patron: King of the Infinite Realms

Tim Drake is desperate, running on caffeine and stubborn hope, when he learns about the Infinite Realms. With Bruce lost in the time stream and everyone else convinced he's gone for good, Tim decides Ra's al Ghul will be the last resort. Instead, he pours every ounce of his energy into summoning the rumored King of Ghosts—a being said to rule all dimensions and know the fates of the dead.

When Danny answers the summons, he’s expecting a power-hungry sorcerer or a wannabe necromancer, not a sleep-deprived vigilante who blurts out: “I’m looking for my dad.”

Tim, without hesitation: “I’ll offer you my soul in exchange for the ability to traverse dimensions.”

Danny, deadpan but amused: “...I would’ve helped for free, dude.”

Unfortunately for Tim, the ritual circle he spent three days awake designing only breaks if a pact is formed. So Danny, sighing like the world’s most tired college student, goes: “Alright, fine. Let’s go over terms.”

What This Leads To:

Dimension-hopping Tim wreaking havoc across timelines, being a headache for Clockwork, and gathering way too many alternate-universe Batfamily variants.

Danny playing reluctant babysitter, tagging along to make sure Tim doesn’t accidentally rip open a ghost portal in a Victorian AU.

Slow-burn romance—Tim thinks he’s bartered his soul, Danny’s like “nah, I’m not cashing that in,” but feelings start creeping in anyway.

Not necessarily crack—this could be played serious, leaning into Tim’s canon-level desperation during Bruce’s time stream arc.

Tim slowly realizing his so-called “patron” is actually a soft-hearted disaster who keeps sneaking him snacks and making sure he sleeps.

(If you write this please please please 🙏 send me the link!!!)