#Damien Wayne

[missingnightwingsmullet]

yeah, bruce?

[taintedmind666]

Fic idea that I may never write bc I fear writing things out of character:

Billy gets hit with a spell that turns him into a Tiger and somehow ends up in Gotham, during Batman and Robin’s patrol, Damien quickly goes to comfort the panicking animal (no metas in gotham billy worries etc etc) much to bruce’s terror (he really wishes his kid would stop approaching wild animals), once he gets the tiger all calmed down they do a little reconnaissance and make sure theres nowhere its supposed to be but because it seems domesticated and because Damien has undeniable puppy dog eyes, Bruce lets him take the tiger to the manor for the time being (Damien is thrilled, Alfred, who has to do the vacuuming, is less pleased) billy doesnt want them to know hes not actually a tiger for some convoluted billy reason so he hides it until smth happens and the spell is reversed and Damien is like 😦

*Update, posting this encouraged me to start typing it up, I’ll update again if I finish or give up 👍

[snow-bees]

Worst case of youngest child privilege I have ever seen

[angel-bitch-boy]

Dick pushing thirty is forever funny to me. I imagine he pouts in the corner anytime Damien or Jason jokingly call him "old man"

Once during a particularly stressful mission he came back and took a shower only to notice a single grey hair amongst the black. He was basically that scene in howls moving castle where he threw himself on the nearest surface and wallowed until Kori had to reassure him he was still young.

He works on a mission with Bruce and is beaming when an officer comes up to him and he's expecting a "thanks kid" like the old days or maybe a "hey bro" in solidarity but the officer just shakes his hand and says "thank you sir"

Dick cries for a week.

[cosmicpoutine]

joining the bat fandom is so fun, you pick a robin and hold onto that thing for dear life

[cobbleztone]

I have seen too many posts of Bruce being a tired old man who understands nothing his kids talk about, but im tired of that crap, Bruce is definitely autistic and he learns everything there is to know about what his kids enjoy so he can bond with them

Dick is into dinosaurs? Bruce now knows more than any paleontologist on earth.

Jay is really into a specific book series? Bruce has now read all the books, watched all film adaptations, and he has spent countless nights theorizing about it.

Tim is into skateboarding? Bruce is now a professional skateboarder and knows how to make a board at home.

Damien is into animals? Well, Bruce just got himself a PhD in zoology

Duke is into chess? Well Bruce is now an expert in chess

Cass is into dancing? Bruce has learned every form of dance in existence

And if you thought he only does this for his legal children, then you thought wrong

Bruce learns that Barbara is into fantasy rpgs? Well, Bruce just learned all about fantasy games

Stephanie is into cooking? Bruce now knows every recipe in existence

They all find it odd but weirdly endearing that he knows so much about what they all enjoy

[movisual]

shoutout to bruce wayne bc despite him having two very clear rules for his kids, “1) don’t kill, 2) don’t die” his kids are incredibly skilled at breaking both of those rules

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I like to imagine there's one random stats teacher in gotham who looked at when bruce wayne goes on vacation vs when batman gets injured, and when the wayne kids are at galas vs when the bats miss a night of patrol. . . and just thought "hm. not my problem."

[frulleboi]

Robin meeting

[youcalledsworld]

DP x DC prompt

The Bat family and Talia was on a mission. Ra's had captured a ghost and was using them to steal information and carry out assassinations.

Before Bruce could call in Zatanna or Constantine, Talia told him she has a contact who is more specialised in ghosts. So Bruce, Damien, Jason and Talia all went to Amity Park.

Danny wasn't expecting his ex-girlfriend (who he hasn't seen in years) knocking at his door along with her family. But he didn't mind the break up was amicable. So when she told him she needed help dealing with a ghost he was happy to help.

While he was getting the gear ready for her, her two sons Jason and Damien was standing around asking him questions (interrogating him). Of course the question of how he knew their mother came up. So he told them the truth. They were both surprised and Damien seemed to be angry at him for it. Then Jason asked why he would help her out if they hadn't seen each other for years.

It was simple really she was his favourite ex. When he saw how confused they were he told them she has that title because she was the only one of his ex to have never tried to kill him before during or after their relationship.

That got Jason wheezing on the ground laughing while Damien looked utterly perplexed.

[missingnightwingsmullet]

yk it’s bad when even jason is trying to stop the fight

[dreamingaboutsakuratrees]

Honestly I think Tim Drake deserves way more recognition as Robin not only for figuring out Bruce and Dick's indetities at age 9 or for being canonically the best bo staff user in the dcu, but for giving Robin fucking pants. Can you imagine demon spawn Damian running around Gotham with a katana in his hand, murder in his eyes and fucking booty shorts.

Everyone say thank you Tim Drake.

edit: edited again to stop people from sending me death threats and calling me a liar for getting a fact wrong and apologizing for it like four times. Ra's al Ghul has called everyone detective, young detective or similar. Ok. I get it. Please forgive me for this outrageous offense /s

also deleted all the detective-related comments.

[vixfern]

Dick: *grumbling*

Jason: what’s got your panties in a twist?

Dick: *glare* taxes…

Jason: Oh yeah, I’m glad I don’t have to do that shit.

Dick: Jason, everyone has to do their taxes.

Jason: I’m legally dead.

Damian: I’m not old enough to do my own taxes.

Tim: *cries in forever 17*

[ktkat99]

Tim: So I overheard something at the coffee shop this morning. These two people were talking and one said that the person you are now is who you would have felt safest with as a kid.

Jason: Huh. Damn. I mean... I do protect the crime alley kids.

Tim: And I am... literally a version of Robin.

Cass: Ballerina. Hero. I love giving hugs. Yeah, makes sense.

Alfred: I never noticed that, but I guess I, too, grew into who I'd needed as a child.

Bruce, walking in wearing the Batsuit, covered in blood and scratches, holding a pissed off Damien under one arm and a kennel with a pissed off raccoon in the other: Someone tell Damien he can't have a new pet, someone else take this thing back to the woods, the rest of you please dismantle Damien's raccoon house, I'll be downstairs giving Dick stitches as he was the one who found that thing.

Damien: No! Father! Please don't get rid of Domino! I can train him to only attack our enemies! Just give me time!

Tim, Jason, Cass, Alfred, all side eyeing Bruce: Hmmm.

[arrowheadedbitch]

Dick: So like, you really don't know where your spleen is???

Tim: Well, I know the al ghuls have it

Jason: please, you really think they kept that

Damien: They did. Grandfather keeps it in his office, He has a special shelf for it.

[redrobinforreal]

Bernard is up and at it again