#I'M tired

[louiseolivier]

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Is this cute? Yes. Am I at a point where I'd be okay with the eradication of bees despite it leading to societal collapse? Also yes.

[monsolow]

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Bigots in leftist communities are usually not infiltrators or invaders purposefully trying to undermine your movement; they're usually just leftists with bigoted ideals from living in a bigoted society.

Framing all instances of bigotry in your community as coming from "somewhere else", from fakers or far-right agents or whatever, just lets you ignore your own bigoted ideals, the bigoted behavior of your friends and the people you like and trust, and your own complicity in it all.

[freshpickle]

besties can I be real honest with you? I'm so fucking tired of not having enough money to live

[theaceofarrows]

Reblog if you're asexual and tired

[bllmak]

card game

[boopicide]

i don't wanna die, i just wanna never have existed in the first place.

[sunnycanwrite]

things that have happened recently in Wayne Manor:

Alfred removed all the curtains to air then out and discovered someone has been writing on them for years.

Cow shaped hooveprints were found on the hood of Dick's car

Cow shaped hooveprints were found on the hood of Jason's car

Damian decided to move out for a good two days before showing up again, and had been clingy since, weird

Tim found out he has a gluten allergy and has been in a one sided argument with Alfred over it.

Someone thought it was funny to hid every single mug in the house in Duke's closet it was not at all he opened it and a fed of the fell over and broke.

Cass fell asleep on the couch only to awake up in a completely different part of the house, her brother's fighting over what animated barbie movie to watch. They chose the twelve dancing princesses of course.

[destroyedbitxh]

I just want to stop suffering

[magicalmyths]

Future epic fans won't understand the stress of waiting to know what song 21 and 22 will be.

[retrocausality]

They should invent a human interaction that doesn't feel like chalkboard scraping.

[xtec]

LEGITIMATELY if one of those ads with the guys going through the gates actually got to the fucking end I'd download the game

[positivelypresent]

Tired but trying!

[d3athanddecay1]

I should just stop existing

[theaceofarrows]

Jason: You know how you're all always going on about how Dick is the "best, nicest, most responsible older brother"?

Tim: Vaguely

Steph: Sorta

Damian: Tt

Duke: Ehh

Cass: [nods]

Jason: Well, I call bullshit. He wasn't like that almost a decade ago with me. He was an asshole

Dick: [sputters] I'll admit I wasn't completely thrilled about you at first, but name one time I was irresponsible with you

Jason: That time you were teaching me how to use the trapeze while Bruce was out of town, and I fractured my wrist

Dick: Yeah? And I took you to the ER, so what?

Jason: Under occupation on the hospital paperwork you wrote "failed acrobat"

[Everyone bursts into laughter]

Dick: Was I wrong?! You did not get the move down, you failed. I.e. FAILED acrobat

Jason: [turns to everyone and gestures to Dick] See? Ass Hole

[stormikitty]

Writing prompt:

Someone from Metropolis is listening in horror as an Amity Parker, a Gothamite, someone from Nightvale, and someone from Gravity Falls are having a conversation about the things they consider normal.