#THIS IS NOT AN INCORRECT QUOTE

[wednesdayorwhatever]

[encorrectenha]

Sunghoon: Some men are... how do I put this? Wolves! Some men are wolves.

Jake: you're a wolf

Sunoo: that's right!

Sunghoon: ...what, no I mean-

Sunghoon: you're a wolf😤

[bloodpen-to-paper]

Quackity: "What do you call those really country racist people?"

Foolish: "What like Mickey Mouse?"

[disaster-racing]

James: Do you reckon you can lose performance if you're hot?

Clem: One hundred percent

Marcus: Is that why you're so slow, Clem?

[qmorningcrew]

bad: what tasks do we have left? oh? killing roier?

roier: yesss come kill me i’m in the bed ;)

[skyguy-apologist]

Sabine: you suck

Ezra, with heart eyes: you know what I smell like?

[beingsuneone]

Casey, drunk and running away frantically: I need pants!

[unsung-idiot]

Stan was not prepared

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Bruce: Today I realised I'm old

Clark: What happened?

Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok

Clark:

Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes

[bisexualvader]

[fandom--incorrect--quotes]

Marcille: so what’s for d-

Laios, already grabbing the nearest monster:

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[ahfrickenfrick]

vicki vale: and what do you have to say about the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?

12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause i’ve literally seen them kiss before??

bruce: *in the Wayne tower, popping up from his paperwork* …something just happened…

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Robin!Jason: I wonder if different brands of shampoo taste different

Dick: They do

Jason:

Dick:

Jason:

Dick: Wait, ask me again and I'll hesitate before answering this time.

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Happy birthday, Tim 🥰