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Patrol Tales Pt 1: Nightwing

Mugged Citizen: I LOVE YOU NIGHTWING!!!

Nightwing, backflipping and dodging bullets: And I love you random citizen!!!!

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The more I’m hearing about the situation in Gaza, the more disgusted and disturbed I am by the sheer, shameless inhumanity Israel displays daily.

Some few out of many, many, many, many exemples of what Israel did so far:

Dumped gallons of salt over water supplies so Palestinian people cannot safely drink from it

Israeli soldiers filmed themselves torturing a disabled man, stealing belongings of deceased and captive Palestinians, mocking and sexually assaulting Palestinian women, and many more

Bombed an entire hospital full of babies. Babies.

Murdered Hadiya Nassar, a Palestinian woman older than their joke of a state, by sniping her off a roof, simply because she stated a fact.

Threw a woman off a 5 story building just because

Kept the dead bodies of Palestinian prisoners on ice so they could serve their full sentences. Even AFTER they died. Some remains kept for up to 40 years. So they wouldn’t return these people to their families

Produced “Dead Palestinian Baby” dolls as a children’s toy. The toy comes with small bags for “limbs”

We must keep in mind that while genocide is entirely a product of politics, and a form of systematic oppression, we are truly witnesses to hatred. THIS is what hatred is, and this is what it does. When someone asks you how hatred looks like, tell them it looks like Israel.

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Free Palestine.

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Batsibling shenanigans 173

no one:

Duke, staring at jason: ..Dude are you okay-

jason: I can hear the seasonal depression starting to ring like mariah carrey’s whistle tones, help-

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Batfam Patrol Storytimes

Dick after leaving Damian at home and banning him from patrol: How did you get here-

Damian: Bitch I caught the bus.

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Dick Grayson origins retold:

No one, literally absolutely no one:

Dick during his first solo missions as Robin: *humming spy theme music as he sneaks around the city*

Alternatively

No one, literally absolutely no one:

Dick, humming under his breath: cuz i’m an international… superspy~ Superspyyyy

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Tim & Jason fighting over shit again:

Tim: HE RUINED MY COMPUTER

Jason: I did not!!! Alfred send him to his room and take away his suit immediately!!!

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Batsibling shenanigans part ghi:

Jason, breaking into Tim’s room: That sign can’t stop me, because I can’t read…!

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Batfam shenanigans ft Bruce Wayne aka Batdad

Bruce: Sorry Jason, it’s a two person activity.

Damian: Maybe there’s something for lonely children that you can do.

Jason, who was just trying to do something nice for once: A lonely child is what you’re going to be after I sell you back to your grandfather.

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BTS (bangtan) x Batfam crossover

Dick, retelling a story about a girl he was flirting with: She said, she said, she said she’s from Hawaii. How you say cute in Japanese? Kawaii

Roy: duuuuude

Jason: *face palming in the background*

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Batsibling Shenanigans #184

No one:

Jason trying to get Tim to wire him some money: Just put a buck in my cup, and I will shut the fuck up. You ain’t gotta be a baller, to give me a mothafuckin dollar

(Dick is beatboxing in the background. We stan a supportive king)

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Batsibling shenanigans #286

Dick: Your parents got murdered in front of you?

Batkids: Fucking mint

Jason: You got kidnapped and tortured by the Joker?

Batkids: Fucking mint

Tim: Your parents are neglectful billionaires who left you alone from a young age?

Batkids: Fucking mint

Damian: Your maternal family is full of assassins who trained you and your second eldest brother who was revived in the lazarus pit?

Dick, and Duke: You fucking what-

Jason & Damian: fucking mint-

Tim, who already knew, echoing moments after: fuckin mint.

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More Batsibling shenanigans part def?

Commissioner Gordon: *turns on the bat signal*

Tim, looking up from where he’s hacking: The phone… the phone is ringing-

Jason, rolling out from under the batmobile : The phone..! We’ll be right there…!

Dick, flipping off of the uneven bars he was using: There’s an animal in trouble-

Duke, looking up from where he’s doing homework: There’s an animal in trouble!

Damian, begrudgingly but secretly enjoying it: …There’s an animal in trouble somewhere…

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Definitely also happened, batkid shenanigans #57

Dick after wrecking the batmobile: Bruce is gonna kill me-

Jason & Tim in sync: Nation wideeeeee, is ooooooooon your side

Alternatively:

Jason: Like a good neighbor, state farm is there-!

Tim, currently stuck in the back seat: With a crowbar-

Dick: TIM NO-

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Jason lore retold:

Jason after kidnapping and torturing The Joker: Was it deranged and out of pocket? maybe. But was it real as fuck? Abso-fucking-lutely.

(Batman: Under the Hood)

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Batfam mischief part abc

Alfred looking at a destroyed kitchen: …Someone cooked here-

Meanwhile half of the family is sitting in the chandelier trying not to breathe but simultaneously attempting to shove each other off.

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This also totally happened, batsiblings número unknown

Tim: YOU PUSHED ME OFF THE ROOF!!!

Jason: Did I? Did I?

Alternatively:

Jason: You’re still alive aren’t you?