#but it was hilarious lmao

[piracytheorist]

So yesterday I found out my phone ships Victuuri.

[kaluawoo]

I think we've only seen Shamrock and Higan kill humans, Sakuya killed a subclass, Belkia did drink blood from a couple people but I don't think they died, and Otogiri only stabbed dodo and it wasn't a fatal stab, she only ever strung people up even though this chapter showed she can very much destroy people with her strings.

Like I can see basic fight training being a requirement due to how dangerous being a vampire can be. But it wouldn't surprise me if the 'elites' of team M were the only ones that have actually killed. Like maybe they decided at one point that it was necessary to protect the other subclasses who didn't want to fight.

I'm really sure Belkia has killed before, considering the way he talks and acts... And the stuff from his duo song with Tsubaki is also very stabby-killy xD

Otogiri is true, though even non-fatal stabbing would be a big step or should I say stab? and I could easily see her as having hurt/killed humans before, just not on-screen.

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[memes-hoarder]

[shutinthenutouse]

[sentimental-apathy]

I literally cannot breathe omfg

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[olgipolgi]

wanted to see if they kept that stupid face Shadowheart makes this scene and I'm CRYING

[doghowto]

Man unintentionally teaches his Corgi sign language! 😊 Follow me for more smart puppers!

[thedumb1]

[lolmemez]

And is ready

[fanaticalthings]

the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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[raqualswonderfunblog]

[memes-hoarder]

[shutinthenutouse]

[sentimental-apathy]

I'm crying from laughing so hard, this improv is so damn hilarious omfg lol