#cats are dicks

[maleficentmrsofallevil]

Cats and big dolls

I expected the "Holy crap that doll is HUGE!" responses. What I did not expect was how my cats would react.

Traitor.

THEY DON'T EVEN FEED YOU.

I don't care how many times you head-butt her. She's never going to pet you.

Cats are dicks.

[tattoorue]

[newtid]

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

[ditzybat]

tim showing duke around the cave for the first time: there’s jason’s memorial case, and - oh, here’s dicks old nightwing suit, we call it discowing cuz frankly it’s kinda —

duke: it’s beautiful.

tim: what.

duke: all those bright colors, i bet he pulled in this suit

tim: i mean, i guess he was dating starfire, but she’s not exactly a normal girl —

duke: im gonna have to take notes, maybe dick will help design my suit?

dick wrapping his arms around duke and leading him away to discuss suit ideas: i’m glad someone appreciates my artistic eye

jason: imma kms, there’s two now

[sgt-cookie-2]

I visited my mother today and, on the way, stopped by a supermarket where they had one of those prepackaged sushi things, ready to enjoy it later. Afterwards I go to my mother's. My mother has a cat. This cat. This fucking cat lifted up his little paw, grasped my sushi packet and then pulled it onto the floor, scattering rice and fish everywhere like so many grains of sand.

The cat then ate the sushi. Well, the fish at least. The rest I cleaned up since I don't want rice and stuff inside the cat.

[sharnefarn]

The cat is cleaning her hind paws. Why does she have to sit like right on top of me to do so? I can hear her claws clicking against her teeth. 😑

[batbabydamian]

catboy Damian i will miss you 🥺

[icantseepurple]

Late night thought.

You know how when you need to put a cat down you can kinda just gentle toss them. And that sometimes people who are use to holding cats then hold a dog and forget that you can't really do the same thing for them. So they end up just throwing a dog. I would like to imagine that was what it was like for Bruce to go from having Dick as a child to Jason.

Bruce main experience with children would be this little acrobat who would just jump/flip out of his arms and honestly enjoyed the extra momentum of the toss when being put down. So that's just how he is use to releasing kids when carrying them. But then he has Jason, and is holding him and they have a cute moment, but then by instinct he throws Jason, and Jason just thumps to the ground. And both of them are staring at each other with confusion.

[pokeberry5]

Hi for doodle request, can I see Tim showing Damian pictures he took before being Robin?

i got carried away thinking about them

the reality lol:

i think it'd be funny if what finally brought them together is damian gaining a grudging respect for tim when he learns about the obsessive lengths tim went to in the lead up to his assumption of the robin title and tim realizing he's found a fellow devoted dick grayson admirer (just-nightwing admirers and dick-grayson-friends don't count)

bonus:

they're both fanatics

the panel is from new titans #60

[damianwaynerocks]

jason todd reads classics & damian wayne reads warrior cats and they’re both constantly beefing with jason acting like he’s all high & mighty and damian explaining every single plot line in warrior cats to convince him that warrior cats can be sophisticated, like there’s “racism & heaven and hell & a complex religion & class structure” and jason always responds with “they’re talking cats”

[spicy-apple-pie]

I think that Damian and Duke need to have more bonding moments

[maleficentmrsofallevil]

They aren't gonna feed you either.

And you better hope Aaliyah never comes to life, cuz I don't think she appreciates how you've got her half-dangling off the chair, bucko.

[pepart]

Bruce: 1000€ pure line breed, need 1h brushing sessions each day

Damian: 1000€ pure line breed, fluffball

Dick: short haired mixed breed

Jason: stray cat, matted fur

Tim: pure line breed

[dc-and-damirae]

robin(dick): What if I turned into a villain? cat-woman: Aw, you'd have the cutest mugshot. robin [very pleased with himself]: Thank you cat-mom.

[theerurishipper]

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I tried something new

Part 1 -> Part 2

Masterpost

[black-lone-knight]

I love the idea of Tim and Bruce being the two smartest people in batfam; So they occasionally say weird things that only they can understand.

Dick, panicked: OH MY GOD! I asked Kory out. What should I do now? What if she won't like me?

Bruce: Schrödinger's cat.

Dick:

Dick: ...what?

Tim: He's saying you won't findout unless you actually try it and go on a date with her.

Dick: Aww! That's so nice. Thanks, B.

Jason: Who's Schrödinger's cat?

...

Tim, with soaked shirt:

Duke: What happened?

Tim: The driving frequency corresponded to the resonance frequency of coffee, therefore the sloshing amplitude reached its maximum.

Duke: Say what again??

Bruce: He spilled his coffee.

Duke:

Duke: ...right.

Jason: Fucking weirdos.