#i need to hear one i gotta know what tf is up with those

[supercantaloupe]

the new grad oboist in orchestra is british and he makes short scrape reeds. so unfortunately i will not be able to glean any wisdom from him re: reedmaking i’m still basically on my own

[successfulgoddess333]

MENTALLY JUST BE, PHYSICALLY JUST SLEEP

The 3D is a RESULT

If you assume something in the 4D(your mind) watch it unravel in your 3D

Why is this???

I’m gonna yell at you now

BECAUSE THE 3D IS CHANGEABLE AND IT IS SO BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT IT IS A RESULT

The 3D is a result of assumption

The assumptions you created yourself subconsciously

Manifesting a new job is the same as manifesting

A billionaire status

Stop doubting something that’s so easy

Whether you manifest through The void or whatever other methods it is sooo easy

Quit victimizing and babying yourself and get it the fuck done

Ain’t nobody gonna do it for ya

It’s your life baby you write it design it however the heck you want it to be

I’m not one of those bloggers to be be like “it’s ok pookie if you fail🥹”

NO BITCH YOU CANNOT FAIL

THE VOID IS LITERALLY YOU

YOUR GORGEOUS SELF IS THE REASON WHY IT EXISTS AND YOU OVERCOMPLICATING IT FOR WHAT???

Ignore the 3D

It’s physical

The jeans you’re wearing right now or that hoodie

Is physical

You can change it up for you want

The 3D is that

It’s those jeans that hoodie those socks

Change it

If you don’t wanna wear it

THEN DONT

If you feel like you deserve better

ASSUME BETTER

LOOK IN THAT MF MIRROR AND TELL YOURSELF YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND YOU ALWAYS BEEN THAT BITCH NOBODY IS ABOVE YOU WE ALL FINE AS HELL

JEALOUSY FOR WHATTTTTT

BBY GIRL ITS ALWAYS BEEN YOU YOU ALWAYS BEEN THAT BITCH

YOU TOO PRETTY TO BE SAD YOU KNOW ABOUT THE VOID CUZ THE UNIVERSE SHOWED YOU YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE

ACT LIKE IT GIRL!!!!!!

THIS IS YOUR SIGN TO STOP READING AND GO GET THAT DREAM LIFE

LIKE TF YOU STILL READING FOR

TAKE YOU FINE ASS TO THE VOID AND GET WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED

WITH YOUR CUTE SELF😏

I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH

BUT STOP SAYING “hoW dO EnTEr tHE vOiD?”

👁️👄👁️

Bitch you just did

YOU ALWAYS DOOOOOO

Jesus peanut butter Christ

Cmon y’all

yOu HavE alWayS dONe tHis!!!!

Every time you go to bed

You’re detaching from the 3D(physical reality)

To be in the 4D reality

All you’re doing is becoming aware of it

Oh my god

How hard is that?!!!!

You’re killing me babes😔✋🏾

Please for the love of jell-o

Understand how easy this shizzz is

Bruh

You’re in the 3D void rn

I know that probably doesn’t exist but hear me out

You’re so attached to this reality right

Every day you are aware that you’re here living in this physical world as a physical being

This is like our 3D version of the void state

It’s not actually the void

But it’s like our state of awareness

Just in this 3D world

We’re aware that we are physical

So to shift your awareness to the 4D simply just

Be aware

Just like you’re aware now

“BUtt hoW dO sTaY aWAkE?”

Who said you gotta be sleepy??

Bitch you could do it rn if you really want to

It’s dumb to think you gotta be tired at to enter the void

NOOOOO

You literally are mentally awake

Your BODY is asleep

So why should you??

It’s different if you wanna tap into it WHILE asleep

Like waking up in it

But you don’t need to be dead tired to do it y’all

Listen bitch

You will never make it if you don’t claim your power and go get it

Stop wasting time stop assuming you fail or it’s hard

YOU DA POWERFUL ONE BABE

Sugar baby it’s all in your hands

You’re the God of your reality

Go make your life the way you want it

Quit spending hours trying to find methods to something to you naturally do every night with NO method

When you go to sleep

You are in the state of just being

You’re just sleep

When you’re awake you’re in the state of awakened awareness

You’re just awake and aware

Soooo in the void mix those two together in the void

Mentally Just BE

Physical Just sleep

Omg my new motto

The key to the void state is

“MENTALLY JUST BE

PHYSICALLY JUST SLEEP”

That’s it

That’s all

And If your favorite celebrities can manifest so can you

[vampzzi]

ROOKIE DREAMS

Simon "Ghost" Riley x Keegan P. Russ x Female reader

cw; pussy slapping, threesome, squirting, how tf does the sandwich position work?, nipple play, Ghost and Keegan kiss like one time in this drabble, Keegan is extremely silent but Ghost is his translator (bros before hoes), slight hair pulling, degrading (slut was used once), creampie ++ double stuffed, 2 in 1 one hole, vaginal fingering, vaginal sex, I will never follow the official cod plot

cross-posted on ao3

author's note; Keegan and Ghost OH MY GODDD, I NEED THEM BOTH BRO , grinding against my phone.

taglist (to be added just ask!) : @banana-gurl20-blog

When you asked to be trained by Ghost and Keegan, you didn’t think you’d be doing so much running.  The rain soaks your vest as you keep running through the mud and clutching on the rifler with a tight and strong gasp. You had slipped off a building not too long ago and that pain was starting to sit in and all your instincts could only tell you to keep going, don’t stop.

Well, short lived. Keegan or you’d assume it was him shot down and the bullet was to the right of you almost hitting you in the foot, eye widening in realization as he was catching up to you this caused you to take more power in your run. Lungs tight as it’s hard to breathe, it’s so chilly out here all of a sudden and you’re ready to tip over and pass out. 

And that’s exactly what you do, not paying attention to your surroundings as you tip over a stub in the muddy ground, going down as your rifle flies out of your hands and your body makes contact with the ground with a wet plop as you shutter and close your eyes. 

You feel something wet leaking down from your nose as you see the metallic and know it’s your own blood. Your nose is bleeding, hopefully not broken but bleeding. 

You can hear footsteps approaching you as you try to grab your rifle but Ghost pulls his foot on it. You can see his eyes, menacing and terrifying “Pathetic.” is how he says as you put your head down and pant as you’ve run about 6 or 9 miles away from them. Keegan is behind you, arms crossed as you feel embarrassed.

 “N..Not pathetic, you didn’t tell you guys would be actually fucking shooting at me” Keegans stays quiet and makes eye contact with Ghost “Extreme pressure, we need to know how will you are under those types of situations.” you cough and slowly raise your muddy body off the ground “I do better when I’m being told, so I can be more rational and make smarter choices.”. You hear his tongue click as you grab your rifle and stretch your aching joints “I’m gonna shower and sleep, before I actually pass out.” 

Tsking as you jog back to the base, Ghost and Keegan follow close behind you as you’re finally inside and you can go back to the comfort shared room that you have to share with Ghost and Keegan or sleep on the floor in Price’s room. Opening the door as the tall dudes follow behind you as you close the door and walk to the bathroom and slam the door as they turn their heads to look at the door.

The sounds of running water and you grumbling can be heard as they take their time taking their gear off and setting it somewhere. It’s late at night, extremely late, there’s a curfew for newbies like you but they thought they’d train but you’re useful, it’s just you’re useful when you have information. Ghost lays on the top bunk and Keegan is on the bottom, it’s also very self evident Keegan isn’t one for talking and Ghost fills in for his absence in his social skills. He hates being social himself but someone’s gotta be some kind of help.

Appearing out of the bedroom as you’re wearing a knitted sweater and some pants, Keegan's eyes are glued looking upward as you climb in the bunk bed with him and his body is warm as the room is silent, you only covering shuffling and soft breathing. Your eyes slowly close as you drift off to sleep as snores leave your mouth while Keegans looks at your sleeping figure in silence , his own body relaxing as he closes his eyes and goes to sleep. 

The sound of shuffling wakes you up as Keegan’s hand is pushed up against your mound, his cool hand against your warmest part as you want to move his hand but he seems to sleep peacefully. So, you decide it’s best to squirm and squirm until he softly opens his eyes and stares out and lets out a sleepy hmm. “Your hand is um near my pussy”  his hand pushes up against your mound even more as he cups it. “This?” he mutters as you nod and swallow. 

Hearing his breathing against your ear as he trails his hand up the crotch of your hands before stopping before looking at you, “May I?” you nod as he takes that and his hand is pulling down your pants as he dips his hand in your panties making contact with your wet pussy. As he runs his fingers through your soaked folds, your thighs shutter as a finger is dipped inside.  

He works his finger inside your cunt, curling and thrusting inside you while your cunt can only accept his finger and clench around it before another finger is added. He thrusts them at a slow pace and your juices are soaking your panties as you keep eye contact with his fingers as he works them inside you while you pull your eyes up from that scene and place your lips on his.

 You’re in a heated kiss together as he groans into the kiss before Ghost walks back in the room     and Keegan’s hand stiffens. “Really guys, it’s 2 fucking am. Holy hell” Ghost says before walking up to you both and taping Keegan to move over as he joins you two in the bed. Ghost takes the cover off you both and the cold air hits your bodies along with an  image of Keegan’s hand inside your panties on full display.  

“You should be vocal Kee, this is your perfect opportunity” Ghost is teasing at the anti-social dude as he works his finger inside you and eventually pushes your panties to the side and applies a slap to your pussy as you moan out and sigh out as he keeps thrusting his fingers inside you. Keegan is biting on his tongue “Feel good slut?” There’s a smirk on Ghost's face as you're nodding and whining from Keegan’s fingers invading and stretching you out. 

Ghost fingers are pushing your shirt up and ridding you of your bra as he pinches your nipples and twists it as you whine out while Keegan’s is basically finger banging your wet pussy as the mixed sensation has your vision glossy and blurred. “Pretty girl” Keegen says as you can’t register it from the state your body is in but Ghost does.  

The shorter male teases your clit, rolling the bundle of nerves while you let out a loud squeaky moan. Ghost chuckling while he’s cupping your breast and playing with them “She is pretty, isn’t she Keegan?” “Yeah..” being between the two males feels like a fever dream as you hiss out.

The coil tightens in your stomach as you’re whimpering and gripping at something while you shiver and shake. “G-gonna ccumm…” “cum, make a mess!” they both exclaim together while you shut your eyes and soak Keegan’s fingers while Ghost holds onto your waist while Keegan’s fingers are still working inside of you,, another finger is added as he keeps fucking into your over-senstive pussy.  “Too muchhh” you whine as he’s glued to the way your fingers eagerly take his fingers with ease as the second orgasm rocks through your body as you shut your eye and your body shakes aggressively.

 “Good girl…” Keegan says as you slowly open your eyes and calm your breathing down, Ghost changes the position as he’s face to face with Keegan, a few seconds pass by and Keegan and Ghost are kissing each other.

Keegan’s hands are rested on Ghost’s waist while they share a heated kiss, tongues fighting against each other as you get on your elbows and stare at them, before the kiss is broken and Keegan is on his back and Ghost is on top of you, sandwiching you between the two as you listen to their heavy breathing. “Are you sure you want this?” “Be 100% honest” Ghost adds on.

“I want this, I want both of you.” Ghost smirks and guides himself into your cunt while Keegans slides in as well. They’re both big and thick, two cocks inside your wet tight pussy you feel full too full as you whine out as you’re on your back as they give you a moment to adjust to the stretch. As a few minutes pass and the male with his mask on, taps your thigh “go right ahead..” Ghost holds your hips and drags his cock out before slamming back in and Keegan tries to match his energy, keeping the pace slow and calculated.

The feeling of both their cocks moving in and out of you at a fast pace while Ghost leans down and kisses you while he fucks into you and Keegen’s matching the pace as he gasps out from how tight you are. “S-so fucking t-tight…” Ghost lips on yours as Keegan’s hands are in your hair and he holds onto it while fucking into you. The pace is lost and they’re both thrusting at their own paces Keegan is trying to be slow but Ghost is absolutely going too fast and fucking deep into your pussy.

Keegan’s brings his hand down and rubs your clit while you get roughly fucked by both males, whining and whimpering along with the wet sound from your pusy echoes throughout the room and anyone who passes by would know exactly what’s going on. 

You’re trembling and rambling, words trying to come out as they ultimately fail. They’re going so fast you can’t feel your insides, not even knowing the orgasm you have when you squirt all over their cock.Your insides clench around their cocks as Keegan is the first one down as he pumps his load into you and Ghost soon follows the hot overflow of cumming filling you as cum drips out. 

You’re all heavy breathing and trying to catch your breath as you all stay put and then Keegan asks “So..are you on birth control or anything?” “Not this week..” he clicks his tongue and Ghost pulls out “Fuck.” “I’m just playing with you guys, I am” “Thank god” Keegan says as Ghost and you chuckle.

[lowkeyremi]

such a random thought but like...

U college!eren and his friends are playing truth or dare (cuz everything happens during truth or dare) and some bitch is jealous bc eren is feeling you and not her. So she's like "I dare you to have sex w someone rn" cuz last time u said truth and they asked u who ur best fuck was and u said no one cuz like u never got past making out

and u start stressing tf OUT cuz aint no way u fucking anyone there. but eren's goofy ass is like "come on let's go fuck" and ur just wide eyed staring at that mf cuz huh???

said bitch is getting mad like "cmon eren someone else should do it, u dont have to pity her"

bro's like "i want to" so he drags u away to his place n is like "we dont gotta fuck, i was just helping u out. wanna fill condoms w lotion?"

uhhhhh "why?"

"proof, armin aint gon believe us if i just give em my word." so u n eren spend the next hour making it look like yall fucked. im talking messed up his sheets, filled condoms, three for good measure. you did end up making out w him cuz like you need realistic hickeys, make up aint gon cut it also he's hot who wouldn't wanna kiss him

he wet his hair to make it look like he showered and changed his clothes.

"take off ur bra"

"what the hell, no"

"it'll be more believable if u "accidentally" left ur bra at my place cuz my dick is so good"

"ur full of shit, u just wanna keep it"

"can i?"

"its one of my cute ones so i'll come back for it, turn around so i can take it off" he turns around, he can hear u shifting around so he takes a lil peek only to see ur back he's lowkey upset cuz he wanted to get a look at those tiddies

eren brings u back to where t or d is going on, n honestly the bitch is mad that eren "fucked" u

yall just acted like it was normal and nothing happened. when u were getting ready to leave armin pulled u aside and said, "ik u guys didnt fuck but ill keep ur little secret."

"how'd u know??" did eren say something

"if u actually had sex w him im sure u wouldn't have come back, eren tends to leave people fucked out."

"why do u know that?"

"threesomes are a thing" he smirks

"i'll keep ur secret if u n eren promise me a threesome, i wouldn't wanna pass up on someone as pretty as you."

you gush a lil bit, "maybe, i wont fuck unless im comfortable."

remi's note: i wanna write this but i also dont lmaooo, this been on my mind for a little bit. dead ass how fun would it be to make evidence w eren, i feel like you'd be helping mess up the sheets and he'd throw a pillow at u and its not soft either he full on fucking body slammed u with a pillow

[heart4reigns]

HELLOO!! (idk if ur taking requests but if you aren’t, you can ignore this) A Cody Rhodes one-shot where it’s the readers b-day and cody is stressing because he doesnt know what to get her. Luckily the reader is very well known and everyone loves her cuz she’s so cool and kind (im sorry im a sucker for a sweet sunshine reader) so everyone starts helping cody plan for gifts and a cute party just for her. Then rhea helps cody get reader like a piece of jewelry she’s always wanted (like a cute hello kitty necklace or something) and y/n freaks tf out. I SUCK AT EXPLAINING THINGS YGHSHHSHW

CAKES AND RINGS, cody rhodes.

gif credits: mxmoth

warnings: curse words, FLUFF FULL FLUFF, kissing

tags: brock lesnar with balloons, i want cody as my bf too, superstar bday bash!!

THE sound of people talking filled the locker room. "okay, let me repeat the errands. everyone's cool with helping right?" they nodded in unison. "of course we are! it's (y/n)'s birthday after all, she always makes all of our birthdays a big deal, we need to do the same for her." bayley said. "right." cody took a second to open up his notes ap. "bianca with the cake, rhea and dom with decorations, brock with balloons-" "shit, now i gotta get balloons?" the big wrestler cut him off. "you wanna bail out?" brock shook his head. "anything for (y/n), i'll get those damn balloons." they laughed. "okay, let me continue."

your birthday was coming up and everyone made sure that it was going to be a big thing, especially for your boyfriend, cody. you were loved by everyone, even the crews. you made sure that everyone was enjoying their time with you, on and off stage. "have you talked to creatives about this?" roman asked. "yeah, they allowed it. we're gonna do it after our match." the black-haired wrestler nodded. "damn, i can't believe you're gonna fight her on her birthday." he added. "well i guess it's really her lucky day."

on the other side of the locker room, you were getting out of your gear. to your surprise, the locker room was empty. it was weird seeing your coworkers not messing around, but you brushed it off. as soon as you were out of your gear, you walked out of the room. "hi todd! you did a good job today!" you saw one of the crews carrying his camera. "thanks, (y/n). as soon as i developed these rolls, i'll email you. got some cool shots of you slamming cody on the table." you chuckled at his sentence.

speaking of your boyfriend, where is he? you thought. you pulled out your phone, calling him. "hey babe, where are you?" you asked. "hey, sweetheart. wait in the parking lot, okay? i'll be right there in a second." he replied. "okay baby, i love you." "and i love you too!" with that, the call ended. you passed several crews, trying your best to keep a positive attitude despite feeling tired after work. there was a sudden commotion near locker room b, you couldn't help but to take a quick peek.

"hello, why is it so crowded here?" your voice caught everyone off-guard. "oh, hi babe!" you said, as soon as you spotted your boyfriend in the middle of the other superstars. "hi babe." the worry from his face disappeared when he realized that you didn't hear the conversation. "we were just talking about how we could differentiate locker room a and b, since it gets kinda confusing." dominik made up an instant lie. cody took a note to buy him coffee for his smooth lie. "i know right! i once walked into montez trying to fix his pants!" "hey, that was embarrassing!" the entire locker room sighed in relief as you had no idea what was going on.

to say the least, cody was stressed out. everything was ready, everything except for your present. he wanted to give you the perfect present and he had no idea what to buy you. you were called by your manager to talk about your future bookings, leaving him alone in the house with your dogs. "you got any idea what we should buy her, p?" pharaoh only wiggled his tail in response. "you're no help." cody sighed.

he groaned in despair, pacing around the house, still looking for ideas. his thoughts were cut-off by his phone ringing. "fuck, thank god you called." cody heard rhea and dominik arguing in the call. "we got the decorations already. where do you want us to put it?" dominik asked. "you can keep it in your trunk, we can bring them inside on d-day." cody replied, still fiddling with his shirt. "alright, then everything's ready." rhea's voice came to the call-line. "wait," cody paused for a second. "i still don't know what to get her."

silence filled the call as cody waited for their answers. "you know, she took an interest in dominik's engagement ring, she almost cried seeing it. does that say anything about her?" then it clicked. it was the perfect timing after all. he was going to propose to you. "god, fuck! rhea, i'm buying you coffee tomorrow. thank you so much!" he immediately got dressed and drove off to the mall.

"i got the perfect ring for (y/n)." cody's eyes lit up with excitement since he had no idea what ring to buy you. "she came here with bianca for her engagement ring, we talked a bit about her dream ring... i also keep notes on my customers incase their partners ever come here to buy a jewelry for them." he pulled out a notepad filled with names. "(y/n) took an interest in this ring." the man excused himself to get the jewelry.

it was a diamond ring, pure and brilliant–cody could imagine you wearing the ring already. "god, that's perfect." he muttered, examining it. "i mean she will like it, she mentioned something about the thought behind it, so what made you decide that it's time?"

cody knew that you were the one when you first met him. you came back to the industry not long after him, due to your injuries. everyone seemed to talk highly of you, making him interested in meeting you, and they were right. everyone knew that the two of you were going to end up with each other. it didn't surprise them when you started dating him. maybe it was the way you were willing to drop everything for him, or the way you made space on the bed for him every time he came home late, or maybe, no one has ever loved him the way you do.

the man was in love and he couldn't wait to spend the rest of his life with you.

days went by and you were busy with work. you couldn't wait to go home. it was a tiring day and you just wanted to go home. it was your birthday tomorrow and you couldn't careless. it was just another day, you thought. sure, you were excited, but with work, nothing else mattered. "hi baby, how was your day?" your mood was lifted up as soon as you saw your boyfriend. "HI BABYYYYYYY!" you yelled, leaping into a hug. cody had no choice but to drop his bottled water to catch you. "missed you the entire day, you left me and p alone." cody fake pouted. "sorry, i was doing work stuff. but i'm here now!"

the night went on, you cooked dinner and cody helped with the dishes. you talked about your day and he talked about his day as well. it turned out that he was pretty bored without you, he said he spent the day just laying around, saving up his energy for tomorrow. you couldn’t help but to chuckle as his laziness sometimes. the domestic life of yours was one of the reasons why you loved your day offs. it was just you and him (and pharaoh, your dog), just laying around, not doing anything. today was actually your day off but you got called by your manager–leaving cody alone to his own business.

"i can't wait for tomorrow." you chuckled, petting pharaoh. the two of you were lying on the bed, saving up the energy for tomorrow. "excited for your birthday or excited to beat my ass?" you laughed at his sentence. "i'm excited to be with you, that's all." you replied, earning a smile from him. "i love you so much and i'm thankful that we're together." you mimicked his expression. "god, (y/n). you're such a blessing, i love you too."

the alarm caught you both with a surprise. "happy birthday baby."

"here comes the birthday girl, happy birthday!" your friends greeted you as soon as you stepped inside the arena. "thank you loves." you hugged them all. "how are you feeling today?" dominik asked. "feeling great, i'm beating my boyfriend's ass today!" cody groaned. "i'm letting you beat me because i love you." you couldn't help but to smile at his response. "i'll see you later babe, gotta change to my gear." you kissed his forehead and walked away from the scene.

"ready for tonight?" dominik nudged him. "course i am." cody replied, pulling out the ring box from his pocket. "shit, man. good luck." the wrestler wasn't nervous of his fight tonight, he was nervous with his proposal. of course he was nervous, it was going to be a special moment for the two of you.

you were already in your gear, ready to face your boyfriend. your makeup was also done and you were standing in the sidelines, waiting for your song to play. your boyfriend practically skipped his way to your side. “ready?” he asked. “as ready as i should be.” he couldn’t understand your positivity sometimes. "good luck out there, baby." he gave you a hug and you returned the gesture. "good luck getting your ass beat, baby!" your song started to play and it was time to go out.

the match started and it played off beautifully. you hit him with your signature moves and he did the same. it was quite an irony for you to finish the match with a cross rhodes, but it made the crowd go wild. he slightly nodded at you, wanting you to do the finisher move. "a cross rhodes by (y/n), what an irony!" the commentator yelled. you pinned cody in the middle of the ring, locking his legs with your forearm. the audience counted down and it was official, you were the winner. "here is your winner, (y/n) (l/n)." the crowd went wild as you took the belt and did your signature pose. the cameras went off, the show ended.

all the sudden, the lights went off–causing you to jump a bit. the next thing you knew, your boyfriend was gone. he wasn't in the middle of the ring. you looked around, trying to find him. "we heard it's someone's birthday today!" you heard your boyfriend's voice. you looked up and saw your friends on the other side of the stage. they were all wearing party hats, even the audience was wearing them as well. your heart skipped a beat as you smiled.

"happy birthday, (y/n)." everyone chanted. you couldn't help but to cry. the support you had was overwhelming and you were very thankful to have your friends and your boyfriend on your side. they got inside the ring, with cody carrying the cake. "happy birthday, baby." he smiled. "blow the candle now!" jey commented. "okay, okay." you chuckled. you blew the candles and everyone cheered on you.

your friends gave you a big group hug and brock passed balloons to you. it was quite comical to see such a big man carrying pink balloons, you thought. you had the mic now. "oh my god, everyone..." you stuttered. "thank you so much for this, god... i can't express how thankful i am to be here." you chuckled, still holding the balloons brock gave you. "i don't want to make this a big deal today because it's just another day for me. but hey, i just won the match and it's my birthday!" you smiled, intertwining cody's hands with you.

you made eye-contact with him, giving him the biggest smile that he had ever seen. "i love you." you mouthed. "and i love you too." he replied, like usual. "anddd i love my friends, i love you all too! thank your coming out today." it was true that one of the best wrestling moments happens when the cameras were already off. everyone was having the time of their lives.

"now, now. everyone calm down." cody had the mic. "we'd like to thank your parents for bringing a sunshine to our lives." the crowd cheered. "who here is always excited to see (y/n) wrestler?" cody asked the crowd, earning cheers from the crowd once again. "everyone loves her but i got some news for everyone..."

he breathed out, "today was the last day (y/n) will perform under her (l/n) family name." you furrowed your eyebrows in confusion. "because the next time she'll be in the ring, it'll be (y/n) rhodes." you were still trying to process what was happening. the next thing you knew, cody was kneeling down in front of you–a ring box in his hand. your eyes widened in surprise as you realized that he was proposing to you.

"(y/n), will you marry me?"

a/n: crying bc im single as hell,,, hope u enjoyed it!!! <3 now excuse me while i go cry

[luckyartdrawer]

TLDR: Deleted scene for ch 29 ANE

Sooo I've been working on the next chapter (29) of ANE, but unfortunately I had to cut stuff and rewrite it because it wasn't playing out how I wanted. Norrrrr did it Segway into the next chapter I have boarded out all that good.

Ultimately i had to slow down and change the events that occured which ment major delete time. (This has happened before unfortunately, but ya gotta kill some darlings to progress. 😔)

But! I really liked this one scene that's getting deleted and thought "It's fun, let them see the fun!" So now you're seeing the behind the scenes fun lololol

Look below the break to see if you're interested! I've removed spoilers for those who haven't read/are caught up with the story. :)

“With the stunt Sundrop pulled, you're lucky if I let you out of this room this weekend. That was highly unusual.”

“...Sunnnnnn was, as was I-iiii, experiencin-g-g-g technical difficultiesssss. Nothing leftttt to worry about.”

“You're staying until I say so.”

“Wait, what about me?” You questioned, hyper aware of your current surroundings. “You don't expect me to stay right here the entire time. Right?”

“You already seem to be a package deal.” Mike said nonchalantly.

Your jaw locked shut with a permanent frown. You heard Moon groan in the background.

“That's not a proper explanation!”

“Doesn't need to be.”

Your wants don't seem very heard right now. You slouch against the wall and furrow your brow, but otherwise you listen to him.

Silence falls upon the room, save for the clacks of Mikes keyboard... That is, until Moon decided to start tapping the chair he sat on.

Tap.

Tap.

Tap.

You dragged your eyes from the floor to look at him. He stopped the rhythmic tapping when your gazes met.

You settle back into yourself, closing your eyes to try and find some comfort in the situation.

Tap.

Tap.

Tap.

You held back a groan but opened your eyes with a glare, the tapping noise stopping again when you looked at Moon.

Is he trying to annoy you? This isn't the time for that. He knows that.

You stared for longer this time and Moon tilted his face plate by 45 degrees.

TapTapTap.

The rapid succession of taps made you flinch.

TapTapTap.

Okay maybe you're getting frustrated. That noise isn't the most pleasant to hear and it's obvious Moon is using it to direct your attention.

You simulate a deep breath, remembering you need to keep calm. 

TapTapTap. (TapTapTap)

Now he's rasping with both hands. Wonderful.

“Would you please stop?”

“Hmmm?”

TapTapTap(TapTapTap)

“That! Stop that!”

“Youuu-u didn't say pleaseeee that time.”

TapTapTap(TapTapTap)

“Stop tapping the chair, please.”

“Wellllll, since you asked sooo nicccce-ly.”

TapTapTap

“No.”

(Writer's note: This scene was for Moon to get your attention to silently link up your shared single braincells (not literally lol) to realize that you can work together to leave. I love the idea so much but it's so out of character at this moment of time and unnecessary. 😭 At least this annoying tf out of you part is very much in character! :P )

[daisychains111]

live "tweet" books with me (via the Goodreads progress bar) pt.3 Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros

Live tweeting as I read...back by popular demand (literally 1 person on Tumblr (@dumpsters-little-matchbook) asked me to do it again and I was already planning to)

stay strong Vi....just bc he's hot doesn't mean he's redeemed himself for his (understandably) traitorous ways

"she's worth a dozen of me" Xanden you shut up right now I'm mad at you

I'm glad Brennen's alive but I do not trust him at all...pretending to be dead for 6 years is fishy as fuck

hashtag: Andarna protection club...if anything ever happens to that dragon I'll burn the world

violet "I know more than you" sorrengail back in action

lol Brennen making fun of her love life

petition for violet and sgaeyl mother-daughter bonding

awww andarna, all growed up

moody teenage angst Andarna is the comedic relief we all didn't know we needed...nothing is as iconic as her growling at Violet for calling her my dearest

idk if Tairn signed up to be the sole father figure to two teenage girls but Violet and Andarna are about to give him a run for his money

he deserves not to trust Dain bc Dain is the scum of the earth

RIDOC AND RHIONNAN ARE SAFE AND ALIVE EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT IN THE WORLD

call his lying ass out Violet as you should

slay violets mom with the redeeming qualities...glad she actually cared if Violet was alive and isn't completely a heartless bitch

fuck dain but also FUCK HIS DAD

the fact that it's him who officially outs them makes me smile hehe

I agree Nadine...that was hot

Xaden being an absolute tease flirt bc she's mad at him is iconic

YAY SQUAD LEADER RHI!!!

the joke was funny, your friends ate just lame (jk I love them but still)

THE PRINCE???

awwww Liam's sister you better make it across istfg

noooo I wanted to be friends with Sloane

violet in her older sister era

gotta love the "is everyone I care about alive? yes? slay" moment

the fact that even tairn is warry of the orange dragon freaks me out

tairn reporting for fatherly duties will never not be my favorite...violet may be annoying but she's his annoying

I'm all for the Violet and Imogen friendship but they better not be mean to Rhiannan

also if Rhiannan gets annoying and jealous about them I'll be really sad

nooo I liked Nadine...who tf just snaps people's necks like that tf

Xaden warding her room so he's the only person who can come in COMEDY

SIMP

hehehe he wrote her a letterrr

violet lying to everyone about her feelings about Xaden except Tairn is so funny...like who's the dragon gonna tell

Xaden is winning every award ever rn bc 1. he's hot as hell, but 2. he's like I wanna sleep with you so bad, but I won't bc it's for the wrong reasons....honorable mf

literally FUCK VARRISH

Sloane needs to get her shit together and Violet needs to stop avoiding her friends

I'm like 80% sure they just got drugged but slay ig

called it...they were totally drugged

tairn comforting Violet about missing Xaden even though Tairn is the one with the bonded mate thing isn't being talked about enough

I would really love to know what those letters say...just saying, sharing is caring

I want to trust jesinia...I really do but it gives me a bad feeling

you let my babies see each other istg...violet is actively moving towards miserable without him

Imogen is slowly becoming the biggest violet/Xander fangirl and I love that for her

give it up Imogen...yall are friends

girlie just wants to be back in a library fr

period Rhiannan...don't put up with Xaden's shit....you threaten him like a bestie should

If Rhi and Violet don't stay friends I'll riot

ooooo don't mess with Tairn's kids...he'll bring that dad defensive

I'm so glad Violet is letting Rhiannan in..be besties again pls

HAHA "SHOWING OFF (MAKING OUT)" IN FRONT OF MIRA....ICONIC

"omg your falling for him" No matter how many times I hear that I'm media I will always be a sucker for it

"you're my only sibling" REALLY MAKING VIOLET SEEM LIKE A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR NOT TELLING MIRA ABOUT BRENNEN....UNCALLED FOR

tik tok says she finally just fucking forgives him in chapter 27... we're on 20, kick into gear people

at her core, Violet is really just like me fr.... 21-year-old girlie pop vibes for the win

 damn the disdain for Dian is STRONG

Rhiannan wins the bestie of the year award....being the best even tho Violet is being a fuckass about not telling her things

DAIN FIGHTING ISNT GONNA DO MUCH BC YOU DONT DESERVE HER AND NOW EVERYONE GETS TO WATCH AS SHE BEATS YOUR ASS

see, I knew her mom was a bitch

Rhiannan and violets friendship rn makes me so sad

This aaric dude better keep his mouth SHUT

really looking forward to Xaden beating the shit out of Dain for the shit he just pulled

besties having beef in private...which honestly I feel like will be a good thing

"that isn't a secret" I love ridoc....also Violet why tf would you think that's a valid secret

them getting graded for withstanding torture is WILD

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BRING DAIN INTO THIS VARRISH YOU BITCH

VARRISH YOU ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKER...I DESPISE YOUR SOUL

I hate dain to but I love him for that...thank you for being a rule-following asshat

two things: tairn constantly being like "duh your fine, I make great choices" is so sweet but absolutely hilarious....and Rhiannan being a slay icon is my favorite thing

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN JACK IS BACK FROM THE ACTUAL DEAD....SHUT UP RIGHT NOW

I'm so ready to watch the Fab 4 (I've decided that I'm calling ridoc, rhi, sawyer, and Violet this bc they are so slay) kill jack again bc wtf

YES CHAPTER 27 I'VE HEARD GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU

watch Mira walk in on them right now...that'd be so freaking funny

tairn and Violet's father-daughter bonding is my fave

tairn is a grade-A overprotective father... it's adorable

no literally....tairn is so over her 21 bullshit...I love them

I have no recollection of who Kaori is...but him standing up to varrish makes him my favorite

YES YES YES LET FAB 3/4 KNOW ALL THE SECRETS

ridoc having the vibes to give violet a hard time while his world was just flipped on its head is why I love him

also shout out to Imogen and Quinn bc yall are slay too

why did Jack save her life...go back to being an ass, not sucky jack is frightening

"argue with you about books? I only pick fights I can win" Xaden clearly knows his place

literally just sobbing at the Liam cameo

why does Varrish keep responding to Liam...is Violet talking out loud or like did he pull a jack

damn dain is just...redeeming himself...didn't have that on my 2024 bingo card

her mom redeeming herself too? damn we're on a redemption roll

very serious war book until someone says something like "show off" during an important meeting (cough garrick cough) and you remember that these bitches are in their 20s

Brennan, Xaden, and tairn: violet protection squad

ANDARNAS BACK YYYAAAYYY

YUH SLAY FOURTH WING

flame section is the iron section? One might say they're the iron flame....wink wink

patiently waiting for a sorrengail sibling reunion...pls bring Mira into the loop

YES MIRA BEAT HIS ASS

Mira beating the shit out of Brennan, Violet yelling at them to grow tf up, and ultimately Mira and Brennen rebonding over the ickiness of xaden/violet pda...the best sibling reunion EVER

"I have control" girl be so for real rn...the only time you use your power is when you're mid-orgasm, you're not controlling shit

Mira and Xaden being "let's overprotect violet" partners in crime...straight vibes

Andarna: The Hungry One (trademark)

oooooooo violets in trooouubbblleeee

jealous Violet storyline is about to be just as stupid as I'm keeping my friends safe by distancing myself Violet storyline

oh God not talking in 3rd person

"I wasn't in love with you then," *jim halpert camera stare* stfu xaden

DAMMMMNNNNN he's def being annoying but saying he's acting like dain is looooooowwwww

yeah cat just stfu...violet is better than you don't be a bitch

YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR DOWN VIOLET...TORTURE HIM BUT ISTG IF YOU LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THAT BS....

YESSS Liam mentions make me so happy...also I'm so ready for Violet and Sloane to bond

dain just bc you saved her doesn't mean you're not on extremely thin ice...stfu

HA, a length joke...I like Maren

IF YOU KILL RIDOC RIGHT NOW REBECCA, I WILL HAUNT YOU

HES SAFE....fab 4 lives another day

cat's a bitch...that's all

Cat's a bitch...but you know who isn't? Rhiannan. gave her bestie the best fighting skills

well that's one way to combat jealousy

he really said "You were annoying and emotional last year, this year it's my turn" Live laugh love healthy relationships

fab 4 are my favorite group of fantasy besties ever....icons..every single one of them

I'm very very excited for the Sawyer and Jesinia subplot...also I don't think I'm opposed to a Dain redemption arch, he just needs to learn his place

"I might even be in love with him after that declaration" HA game recognizes game dain, love that for you

ROLL CREDITS

Garrick doesn't get enough credit for being just as awesome as Rhi....slay besties

girlie pop bickering with a side of danger mission and dragon obedience school...my favorite

HAH grammar jokes

 "I get the feeling that this '2nd signet' thing is gonna be a BIG issue...like the plot twist that ends the book BIG

tbh I feel like I don't know him either so I get why she's mad at him

BRUUUUHHH he redeems himself with the "less than a minute" comment

tairn is girl dad...yelling at Violet and Andarna for their shit, yelling at Xaden for talking to Violet...girl dad icon

"Mom and Dad are fighting" See tairn and Sgaeyl are Mom and Dad

poor mama sorrengail...that's not the best way to break that news brennen you bitch

I'm really hoping Violet gets iron squad to go help bc them leaving the others to die is bullshit

they mentioned that the venin had runes, but they were confused as to how. cat is the best at them, and I really really really don't like how sus that is

everyone is so over Violet and her friends bc they're the only ones saying true things

YUH IRON SQUAD...my favorite squad of besties

FUCKING JACK

that was the most stressful thing ever read in my life...if Rhiannan dies I will never recover

I thought Sawyer was going to die and I started crying

YES ANDARNA BE SPECIAL AND SLAY

The fact the andarna hatched just for Violet is so sweet

you better not fucking sacrifice yourself right now violet unknownmiddlename sorrengail

DUMBASS

rip mama sorrengail...this was the redemption arch you deserved

violet breaking down to Rhi is EVERYTHING

FAB 4 LIVES TO SEE ANOTHER DAY (along with Imogen, Quinn, Sloane, Jesinia, Aaric, Maren, and Cat because yall bitches grew on me)

yay xaden's safe, was worried for a bit

IM SORRY WHAT NOW

I'M SORRY WHAT NOW

saying that xaden cant feel sgaeyl better be a fucking joke rn

FUCKING JACK

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

Look I’m soft and I cannot handle angst with my boys 😭

So I’m changing the subject with a prompt I had soap being short and the struggles that come with it

I can imagine soap having to ask to get something off like the top self since he can’t reach (neither can I lol) and when he needs something from like a high self he’ll go on someone shoulders. Ghost (obviously) is like the first person he goes to because as much as he tease him he’ll help him with no problem ( ghost just likes soap thighs around his neck) but there are other that will help him (König , Alejandro, Rudy, etc they too like soap thighs around their neck) ghost doesn’t like that so he’ll always offer to carry soap anytime even when it’s not needed (soap thinks it’s cute) sometimes soap show that he can still get stuff with or without help (ghost finds his smile adorable after he gets what he reach for.)

Price actually is the one who puts stuff down where soap can reach so he doesn’t hear about all the nosebleeds, passed out men, or red, flustered faces soap cause just because he accidentally tightened his thighs against their neck

I love putting them through pain sometimes. It’s so much fun. But this was both hilarious and too cute and I got very carried away with it 😅

I can literally see Soap climbing the cabinets and shit to get things up high because he doesn’t wanna bother anyone and it’s too much effort to grab a seat and use that. Nobody knows he does this though since he does it when nobody else is around because he knows they’ll all make fun of him for being short.

So the first time Ghost walks in and sees Soap, half up a cabinet, precariously balancing on the open door and bench while reaching for a container, he just about shits a brick 😂 he full on, freaks tf out and speed walks over only to lift the man from the cabinets and put him back on the floor.

Soap’s upset and embarrassed and Ghost is wildly exasperated but he’s also so soft for those sad eyes and pout that he just offers to boost the man up on his shoulders. Johnny still looks reluctant but ends up accepting, embarrassment quickly dying and being replaced with excitement at being so tall.

And if Ghost finds that he loves having the man’s thighs around his head and is totally unbothered when Johnny asks if he can stay up there a little longer? Well that’s his business.

The next time Soap needs help Ghost isn’t around but König is, and the sergeant would be lying if he said he wasn’t curious about how it would feel to be even taller than what he was on Ghost’s shoulders.

The Austrian has no issue helping the man out, letting him up and smiling under the mask when he’s met with an excited little laugh and the man’s thighs squeezing a little tighter around his head. He can see why so many people would gush about wanting their heads to be crushed by big thighs.

Rudy ends up doing it because: 1) Gaz refused to do it and 2) Soap nearly cracked his head open when his foot slipped off the shelf. And he’s gotta say, he would happily die there, between those glorious thighs, with a half hearted apology to Alejandro for leaving him behind.

Of course Alejandro had to do it because Rudy kept ranting about how divine it was and how they should try and introduce Soap into their dynamic in some way. So of course he had to see what all the fuss is about. But when Soap needs help reaching something Ghost is there and won’t let anyone else help the man, even though there are some very enthusiastic volunteers for the job.

In the end Alejandro decides to just pick the man up of his own accord, completely ignoring the glare Ghost sends him in favour of relishing in the way Soap’s thighs squeeze tight in his panic to stay upright. Yes, him and Rudy would have to figure out a way to bring Soap into their dynamic. Ghost and his jealousy be damned.

Price has seen pretty much all of these instances and he’s so over all these men fawning over his pseudo son’s thighs. If he had it his way, everything would be stored down low so all those tall bastards would have to bend down to get things. But then that might cause a whole new problem since Soap didn’t crouch when he needed things from down low.

[keef-a-corn]

Rewatching TFP-

Giving you commentary of episode 6 -Masters and Students.

(I would talk about episodes 1 - 5, except I watched them yesterday and it made me realise that they stress me the hell out. Instead I’m going to cover episodes that don’t stress me out nearly as much)

Also I watch Transformers Prime on Stan (I’m pretty sure Stan is only in Australia, but it’s a streaming service and has every episode of TFP), so if any of these time stamps don’t match up, I’m sorry.

~~~~I begin now~~~~

Not saying much about the first part because it’s pretty much as seen.

*intro*

02:52 - scenes like these where it’s just Ratchet and Optimus cannot be viewed without at least one ‘this is proof their marriage certificate exists’ moments.

03:14 - and there it is. Optimus literally just when ‘mm’ and Ratchet immediately switched up his approach, the second approach worked significantly better.

03:44 - I like how you can tell Optimus has significantly larger strides when running compared to Ratchet. He started off further away, but arrived faster and closer.

04:00 - NOTHING BOILS MY BLOOD MORE THAN WHEN MIKO SAID

‘Whoopsie’ LIKE WHO THE FRAG ARE YOU?! WHERE TF DID MIKO GO?!

04:02 - ‘h-what… in the allspark’. Ratchet pronouncing ‘what’ that way is all the proof that’s needed to come to a conclusion that he’s old. Take that clip outta context and everyone witnessing it will know that he’s closer to his deathbed than a mid-life crisis.

04:15 - Not even close to being an accurate comparison.

04:21 - DAMN RIGHT, RATCHET! THEY ARE MAKING A MESS! MIKO BEING WEIRDLY MESSY WITH THE PAINT, BEE AND RAF TRIGGERING FIGHT OR FLIGHT, JACK AND ARCEE… Being weird- I mean.. for the bots, wouldn’t that be like trying to construct a body?

04:27 - then why did you leave it to the last minute, Raf?.

04:34 - Soooo close, Ratchet, but Bulkhead doesn’t need to know about the solar system to help Miko paint, same with Bee needing to know about Volcanoes to assist in constructing a model like that.

04:33 ~ 04:46 - Optimus just standing but like ‘just gonna let him talk it out’

~sorry, not much to say either~

05:55 - I wanna know what Bee’s saying. It seems interesting!

05:58 - Honestly Raf saying that clues me in even less.

06:05 - OPTIMUS’S HAND ON BEE’S SHOULDERRRRR! It’s so big! Aaaaaa

06:06 - Optimus calling Bee awesome.

Also Optimus confirming Bee’s very young.

06:54 - I really like how Peter pronounces ‘Bumblebee’ in Optimus’s voice. Just makes it sound so regal, then you remember it’s the word ‘Bumblebee’. + Optimus had no reason as to choose Bumblebee (aside from plot), Bulkhead was most likely not needed because we saw Miko’s project was pretty much complete and Jack was most likely the only one that would require assistance from Ratchet as Arcee was clearly no help.

07:07 - damn, those two strong as hell.

07:40 - Gotta keep his Bee safe. + he looks so concerned as he watches Optimus walk away.

07:49- Starscream had a whole choreographed dance for ‘rise and serve’

08:15 - I like Skyquake. What a waste. ALSO HE LOWERS HIS UPPER HALF TO TALK TO STARSCREAM, BUT TECHNICALLY HE IS BOWING!

08:55 - LMAO he really just pushed him away.

09:11 - Aww Bee gotta check on Optimusss

09:39 - Optimus just watching them like: 🧍

09:40 - SLAY, SKYQUAKE!

10:11 - Scraaaaaaaaap I love Soundwave’s designnn (I know he shows up earlier in the ep, it was just at this point that I truly stopped to appreciate them)

10:37 - Bee’s eyes are so interesting.

10:50 - Gotta protecc his faaather.

10:56 - Ayo- Bee- WTF?? He really just tapped into his inner insect abilities.

11:01 - Optimus immediately stepping in when Bumblebee was down *cri*

11:04 - He really just threw Bumblebee.

11:30 - Optimus leans in a bit closer when saying ‘vehicle mode’ to Bumblebee. He doesn’t want Skyquake to hear. And Bee kinda perks up as he realises Optimus is right.

11:52 - Ratchet’s inner goat

12:17 - That’s me doing all the work in science because the rest of my group is an idiot.

13:40 - It took me four rewatches to understand that Soundwave repeats ‘must bear witness’ as a command he’s making.

14:00 - of Agent Fowler didn’t show up in this episode, I bet that Optimus and Bee would’ve benefited greatly.

14:22 - Now that I think about it… odds are, Skyquake isn’t calling Bee ‘bug’ because his name is ‘Bumblebee’, instead it’s more likely he called Bee ‘bug’ because he considers him a small inconvenience that could simply be squished. I feel ashamed that it’s taken me this long.

14:39 - Bee’s face rises ever so slightly- he’s obviously happy, it’s just that I never noticed it.

14:58 - See? He’s distracting the bots and giving Skyquake a vehicle mode.

16:33 - Starscream landing so nicely gives me life.

16:58 - he touched da boob.

17:18 - to disagree~ I’m sorry-

18:34 - Oh that must’ve hurt-

18:39 - Father watches son fly off on plane.

18:41 - Father immediately calls in only air support to retrieve son.

18:53 - Bee showing off his surfer skills, but also that he’s smart by committing mid air murder.

19:01 - whoever chose for Bee to make that sound when plummeting to his death, thank you. You couldn’t have chosen a more perfectly silly sound for this very dangerous situation./g

19:04 - yeas, it is, Fowler, so why are you waiting?

19:12 - Bee showing off perfect coordination abilities

19:40 - Damn- Bee teleports now-

19:56 - Optimus condemning the strategy before praising the performance is very smart. I will not explain further

20:08 - I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, TO ME, OPTIMUS SMILED WHEN RATCHET GOT EXCITED.

20:49 - if there’s a remote, why does the volcano have buttons?

21:08 - Optimus engages with a joke.. why does no one mention this?!

M’kay, those were my thoughts.

Lemme know if you thought differently/disagree with my points/have more to add.

I like hearing people’s perspectives.

[noitsbecky127]

rebecca watches ds9: emissary

ok I decided to just not liveblog tng but I’m gonna give it a shot again for ds9! I am told this is the best one so I’m excited

ah yes, borg picard

rip to all these fucking starships

rip jennifer too

quite a beginning!

healthy father-son relationship!!! gotta love it

and there’s deep space nine!!!!

gonna be weird not to hear the “space, the final frontier” monologue

damn this place is a DUMP

oh the ferengi! clearly they won’t be leaving

oh god kira is Intense lmao

odo! the goo man!

I’m not sure the Prime Directive applies here lmao

why DOES sisko want quark to stay

ah ok, for the economy

kira arms,,,,,,

well let’s hope the govt doesn’t fall! civil war sucks

do bajorans have a thing for ears or

ah yes, time travel

so what exactly ARE the orbs then

why does no one in star trek ever specify what the thing someone is gonna want to see is?

i guess quark opened up shop again!

jadzia is so hot oh my god

ok bashir seems like a dick but the fandom likes him so i look forward to seeing how that happens

two hours. slow computers indeed

ah a worm flashback

gross

gul dukat showed up and my dad, who has never seen a cardassian, went “yuck”

the what belt

sisko wanted quark to stay here, why would he close the place suddenly

of course odo was the bag. somehow i’m not surprised

ok they have a vehicle, so they can boldly go places if they so desire

oh is that the wormhole i’ve heard about?

yep! gamma quadrant!

hm. all narrative evidence suggests that this is the celestial temple. it does not look terribly celestial

jadzia’s perspective seems to disagree!

wonder why they’re seeing it differently

we lost dax!

“what is this time?” ah so these are EXTREMELY different creatures

how tf do you create a wormhole??? (i say, with no idea how wormholes work)

“it’ll take two months” “we need it there tomorrow” kira do you understand how time works

none of this plan makes any sense. that’s how trek works ig

odo said he has no idea if there are any others like him and dad was like “i sure hope not!”

bashir expects people to be quite a bit smarter than they are

these creatures don’t even BELIEVE linear time exists

baseball still exists in the 24th century. great news for my dad

that cardassian is really close to the screen!

no shields????

NO ONE understands the passage of time here

bashir’s about to get hit HARD by reality

why is jennifer a perfect pristine corpse? she should be all fucked up. i’m not even sure what the cause of death is

(i know why she’s a perfect pristine corpse)

but the “i see her like this” would hit harder if she was all fucked up

and there goes all your photon torpedos! hope you don’t wind up needing those

dad asked me “how are they fooling them into thinking they’ve got five thousand photons?” and i would like to know the same thing

episode 1 and the station’s already in peril. classic

wonder what’s IN the gamma quadrant, aside from those weird guys

oh I like Kira

alright that was the pilot!!! i’m a fan

[bisluthq]

https://www.tumblr.com/bisluthq/753110611587710976/you-guys-gotta-stop-saying-stuff-like-shes-the?source=share

Did you mean to describe Taylor herself with this?

And do you really see her as being the perfect partner all the time? Are you really that far up her ass that thinks poor Taylor she just gives them everything and they don't see it? Or maybe that's because there's no such thing as a perfect partner and Taylor like everyone is not perfect. And also doesn't mean that they don't value or see it. Sometimes is simply because things don't work, you are not well suited, you both made mistakes etc. No, Taylor's relationships don't stop working because she's the perfect partner and the men she's with don't see it. I don't even know how you get the idea she's a perfect partner anyway but I digress

yeah I think no one is a perfect partner. We can be good fits for some people and terrible fits for others. There are certain things we can all always work on regardless of partner choice (communication for example, knowing our own values and boundaries, listening to hear not to respond etc) and we can and should make an effort to do things that make our partners happy rather than projecting what we think would but those are ongoing efforts lol. We shouldn’t twist ourselves into pretzels for other people. That doesn’t make you a good partner. A good partnership actually requires two people both compromising and both working on things (but as we’ve said before like it shouldn’t be HARD if it’s THAT HARD then you’re probably with someone who isn’t a great fit and rather take some time to figure your own shit out - and this is a do as I say not as I do teachable moment because I monkey bar or whatever tf that anon called it and have done so for the last 15 years BUT I will also say I’m working on me rn and I’m finding it’s improving my relationship and partnership wise it’s great lol and easy when we’re both yk trying which is something we’ll need to keep doing for the rest of our/his life ideally 💀💀💀)

[choccyhearts]

idk if this has been said before, but steve harrington has such rick astley vibes

like if you've ever listened to lyrics of together forever, you know that shit is soooo romantic oml🫠 i need a man to say these things to me

i just know stevie finds "whenever you need somebody" in the record store and decides to get it out of curiosity

and he pops that shit on, and his life is changed.

he now has music that captures his true and pure romantic self. and so of course, he's gonna annoy tf out everyone around him because he will. not. quit. playing. that. record.

robin's heard "together forever" mumbled from the lips of her friend while at work, in the bathroom as he gets ready in the morning, in the car at a stoplight -- too many times to count, and as sick as she is of hearing those words again and again, she's also happy to know that steve has found his confidence again...

the younger ones catch themselves humming "never gonna give you up" while they're doing chores, in class, or all hanging out as a group. one night dustin's humming that song and max tells him to quit it because she just got that song out of her head, and dustin's like, "it's not my fault, steve keeps playing it in the car!!!"

and jokingly, will starts singing the lyrics, and slowly, they just start giggling and singing along because as annoying as steve is and how much crap they give him, damn does he have good taste in music...

flash forward to the 2000s

steve's got a few kids now, a house, an adorable golden labrador, a family. things from his youth have faded away, and now he's older and is interested in older things. that record, while well loved and thought fondly of, hasn't made its way to the forefront of his life again.

so, imagine his surprise hearing "never gonna give you up" playing through the computer speakers in the living room.

he walks in and sees his little nuggets laughing and jokingly groaning as the music video for one of his favorite songs plays on the screen.

the oldest turns to look at him and says, "hi dad," a big smile on her face.

"what are you guys doing?" steve asks with a grin.

"we're watching funny internet memes," the youngest informs.

he chuckles and walks over to them.

"you know i don't know what a "meme" is, you gotta explain it to me," he says as he runs a hand through his still thick, luscious locks.

"okay!," they all say excitedly before talking over each other. through cacophony of chatter, he manages to somewhat understand the joke, though he's unsure why that song was picked.

but the next night, he pulls that record out from a box stored in the attic. he blows off the dust before letting it play. the iconic first notes of that song ring out, and a group of groans can be heard somewhere else in the house...

♡

okay, i wrote this while being violently high and listening to rick astley, and it all came to me in a rush🙃😮‍💨...

[kosi-annec]

[HAIKYUU!!] Season 1 episode 25

Oh shit this is the final episode for this season, guessing its gonna be about the aftermath of the game

Right, they're highschool students, they still got like other classes and shit

OH SHIT, AOBA JOHSAI vs SHIRATORIZAWA, this was the rematch oikawa has wanted for so long

WAIT NO I WANNA WATCH THAT MATCH NOOO

Uhhh my guy, don't think that's what hinata wants to hear right now, that's like rubbing salt on a still fresh wound

IM SORRY WHAT DAICHI??? RETIRE?? EXCUSE ME??? SUGA SNAP SOME SENSE INTO YOUR HUSBAND

Mmm yeah hinata, you def need some more practice on certain parts of volleyball, you can't just be good at one thing and neglect the rest

NO KAGEYAMA GO TALK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND

Hhhh oh yama... Yeah listen to the adult guy (i dont know his name), it's like daichi said, if you don't try, how do you expect to do well?

BRUH that was kinda adorable, tsuki how can u be so cold to this bean?? Again, how are these two friends again HSKHSKS

Ohhh no, i see where this is going, the teach is gonna ask their club advisor (i still don't know this guys name) to convince the 3rd years to focus on college and shit. This... I have mixed feelings on this. On one hand, i wanna side with the guys here, volleyball is their dream and all. But also, gotta look at it rationally, see the bigger picture, like, do they really plan to play volleyball as their career, or do they see themselves doing something different in the future, could their present skills flourish better if they pursue a different path? Things like that. On paper pursuing your passions sounds nice, but its actually not that good advice. You can't just rely on what you're passionate about to dictate you future career

Anyway, i got sidetracked, OMG DO WE ACTUALLY GET TO WATCH THE MATCH?? Aww nevermind

... is the dynamic duo skipping classes LMAO

Ohhh boy, here comes "The Talk"... Oh it was a lot less tense than i thought it was gonna be

The fact that neither of them are like yelling or getting angry at each other is just... Kinda weirding me out ngl

GEEZ TANGERINE WTF CALM DOWN JESUS CHRIST, tho then again you've been bottling up all that frustration, so... As long as nothing breaks i guess

Its kinda funny watching them running around like that lol

Great, finally worn themselves out, but how tf did they end up in those positions?? Like lmao hello???

DID KIYOKO WATCH THE WHOLE THING LMAO

Well good to see the other idiotic duo are still their weird selves

OMG THEY'RE STAYING YAY, hopefully they understand the consequences of that

DAMN that gotta hurt oikawa's pride

Karasuno better actually get to spring nationals cuz i swear i will riot

The coach called kageyama and hinata lovebirds, they didn't even fight him bout it, AND they had a slowmo shot together, how can i NOT ship these two

[ameliaalvarez06]

IG Live

Jack x reader

Summary: Jack goes live on ig with druski and after a certain joke everyone starts pointing out how his beard looks lighter.

A/N: I didn’t revise this 😭

You walk into your kitchen after coming back from grocery shopping and see Jack laughing with someone on his phone. He didn’t even notice you walk in from how hard he was laughing.

“Hey baby, what are you doing?” you ask setting some groceries down on the counter. Jack looks up at you startled which made you laugh. “you ok?” you ask chuckling.

“Yeah, sorry. I’m on live with druski” he says then looks at the bags “why didn’t you call me to help with the bags?”

“there were only a few” you say walking over to the other side of the counter to properly greet him. He turns in his chair to give you a quick peck on the lips then back around to face his screen. You wrap you arms around his waist, resting your head on his shoulder to greet druski and everyone on the live.

jjackharloww : uhh they’re so cute 😓

user1: must be nice 😭

jackmanharloww: I want him, share him with me y/n 😩

“Hey drew, hi everyone” you say looking at the screen. You watched as a bunch of heys filled the comments.

“y/n what the hell do you do to my boy Jack that you had him shitting bricks when you walked in”

“what do you mean” you chuckle.

“you didn’t see how he jumped when he saw you?” he asked.

“idk, why did you jump, babe?” you asked Jack.

“I didn’t hear you come in” he laughed.

“nah, i think druski was showing you something you shouldn’t have be looking at. Druski what the hell were you showing my man?” you ask jokingly.

“nah nah nah don’t been turning this shit on me. my man was scared shit when you walked in, you gotta be beating on him or something” Druski joked.

user2: we all know if she does it’s because Jack asks her too💀

jackmanharloww: don’t think that would be a punishment for him 🙃

“user2 you’re right” Jack replied with a smirk on his face.

You scan the comments to see what Jack was talking about.

“you’re an idiot” you lightly slap jack’s arm, making him fake a moan.

“ah hell nah y’all into some bdsm typa shit?” Druski asked.

“yes” Jack replies.

“no we’re not” you say playfully glaring at Jack.

“hey hey you know i’m not kink shaming I just didn’t see y/n being into those typa things” Druski kept teasing.

“you guys are annoying” you say getting all flustered making you shove your face into Jacks neck.

user3: jack is definitely a sub

jackmanharloww: @user3 feel like he can be both 💀

user4: have y’all noticed how his beard got lighter ever since he got with y/n 😏

user5: @user4 yesss!

user 6: @user4 swear I was talking about that with my friend the other day 😭

user7: she’s one lucky ass bitch 😪

user8: man y/n is fine af

“why tf are they talking about your beard now” Druski asked confused. “swear my lives turn weird af whenever I but you on here” he laughed.

“uhh i don’t know what thats about” Jack laughs as he reads the comments.

You and jack had seen a couple of tweets about his beard so you guys knew exactly what they were talking about which made you blush even more especially because it was true. Jack had always been big on giving.

“Alright imma go, I need to put the groceries away. byeee” you say walking away from the camera.

“yeah I think imma go too man” Jack says

user 9: y’all ain’t fooling no one

user 4: we know exactly what they finna do 😏

“ahh not in the kitchen. y’all are some na-” Jack left the live before Druski could finish. You look at him and laugh. You start putting groceries away and Jack comes from behind pulling you into a hug.

“you know we’ve never-” “No” you cut him off knowing exactly what he was gonna say.

“come onnn” he whines as he turns you around and starts placing kisses all over your face “pleaseeee.”

“I need to cook dinner” “but i’m hungry for something else” Jack begin to kiss down your neck.

“if you let me cook in peace then i’ll think about it” you tell him.

“alright” he says walking away but not before slapping your ass, a little too hard for your liking.

“oww dumbass” “you just ruined your chance” you told him laughing.

“nooo. i’m sorry baby” he pulls you into a hug and start rubbing your sore ass.

“give me one more chance, please. promise I won’t annoy you anymore” he says making you laugh.

“fine” you tell him. He lets go of you and starts putting groceries away without even having to tell him, little did he know that your answer was gonna be yes no matter what.

[chenyann]

A feathers kiss♡♡

Ace trappola,Deuce spade,Jack howl,Epel felmier,ortho shroud and Sebek zigvolt

Did you ever hear the rumor of the kiss of life?, They say that a ghost roams around kissing the cheeks of friends,So if you feel a breath against your cheek you should lean forward but be wary if I stays put then you should run.

cw: gn!reader, crack/fluff, sfw, unedited, sebek,PLATONIC ORTHO!!

The next rumor is soon...

Ace

He was just walking around and he sees a running prefect 

Grabs your arm only to be met with a kiss on the cheek

"Sorry Ace but I'm late for class bye!"

And you run away

What…..🧍

Tries to be smug 

Only to realize you already left

Would think about it all day

Did you know about his crush on you???

No…you didn't say anything about the crush…

Gets frustrated and ticked off that he is thinking so much about this

He would think about it with a goofy grin on his face<33

Only to get collared by riddle cause he wasn't listening💀

He could still feel the warmth on his cheek…..

Stomps over to ramshackle 

You open the door like:（‐＾▽＾‐）oh hey Ace!

He just straight up kabedons you

Hear me out….HEAR ME OUT

And he demands an actual kiss since he got collared.

Even tho it wasn't your fault in the first place 🙄🙄

When you do kiss him he gets so smug about it💙💙💙

Probably goes on magicam and posts about it on his Side account 💀💀💀

He wouldn't tell his mom or brother about it.

Takes it as an invitation to get more kisses<33

People are now confused because they don't know if yall are dating or not like???

Why are yall kissing so much?? When did yall get together??? 

How tf was Ace able to pull you!?

Clear the air y/nnie tell them what's going on.

(Or not lol)

"Hey prefect you didn't give me my kiss today?"

………..??....!

"What do you mean I don't need one everyday??? I could be dying here all cause of lack of kisses you know"

Deuce

He was just walking to his next class and "oh hey there prefect"

"Sorry deuce I gotta go!"

And you sped off well not before giving him a cheek kiss.

…..*reboots*....🧍

Starts smiling and continues off to class

Wouldn't just think about all day but all week💚💚

He would call his mom and tell her kicking his feet in the air and everything<3

His mom would want to meet you so bad after how good he talks about you.<333333

Deuce would look at you with eyes filled with love 

Him when you slid on a piece ham in the cafeteria:(♡‿♡) look how cool they are

The ham is still stuck to ur shoe too😭😭

At Least he won't judge you by looks😌

When he doesn't see you after classes he runs to ramshackle 

"Oh hey deuce!"

"I love you!"

…..😀

🥰

Y'all sit there and talk it out

(Your choice if you accepted the confession or not)

In the end he gets another kiss 

Super happy about the other kiss<3

He is super blushy when you kiss him 

Actually you are the one who gives him daily kisses<333

He wouldn't even ask cause he is to shy

It's nice to see his flushed face 

Tries to give you a cute nickname😘

And fails lol 💀💀 

Probably gave you a nickname like "Baby Cakes"😭

"Oh hey Honey Pot you need some help with that book♡"

He tries okay!

Ppl are like awww 

thinking yall are in a good relationship 

Pretty no cause deuce has a meltdown when yall brush shoulders💀

Mama Spade would ask about you<3

"Prefect I would like to thank you"

…..?

"For those kisses you give me!"

….!.....💋

"!?..o-oh y/n you didn't need to give me one today"

Jack

Hm? Is that y/n they shouldn't run so fast they could get hurt….

He Grabs your shoulder and stops you only to have you kiss his cheek and continue to speed off 

"SORRY JACK I'M IN A RUSH SEE YA"

No he is not blushing 😒why tf you staring ace🤨

No his tail is not wagging 100mph😒

epel stop whining that my tail hit you

He would think about it for a while then just brush it off. 

Would ask his mom why you would do that💜💜

His mom would tease him so he just said his goodbyes and hung up…

He would ask you about it after awhile 😗

Walks up to ramshackle and asks you why you kissed him

Like sir??? don't ask, just go with it!!

You explain it was just in instinct to kiss him and run

*windows loading screen*

Does this mean you like him???

"So you like me?"

Now you malfunction 

Got caught red handed huh y/nnie?

Once yall did what you need to and said what was need to be said

The whole NRC was like ???? Yall together? Wait….this is kinda cute….ship

They punching air rn😭😭

Yall look good together tho♡♡

Same case as deuce you would give him daily kisses!

He loves them and thanks you after each one💜💜

Kills anyone who says it cringe

Epel 

He was hiding from vil and he saw you,he also wanted to know if you can hide him.

He Grabs your arm and to be met with a kiss and simple words.

"Sorry epel running late for an unbirthday party!!"

And you sped off 

He's hype 🤩🤩

Got his first kiss and he got it from YOU!

100% tells his mee maw❤❤❤

Granny felmier is so happy to hear he got a kiss from the y/n she heard so much about<33

Also smug

He tells all the first years about it

Him rn:ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ

Hints that he liked the kiss

You don't get it😒

He has enough of this!!!

Goes to ramshackle and kabedons you.

But it's funny cause he's like 2 foot 5💀💀💀

Anyways 💀 he demands a real kiss

You give him a lil kiss kiss (on the cheek) 💋

Very bashful about it 

Tells you that you didn't need to kiss him😀

And now it's a daily thing

In the halls 

"AYO Y/N I DIDNT GET MY KISS"

In class

"Psst y/n i need a kiss"

He is lying he got atleast 95 kisses that day🙄

He will huff and puff if you dont give him his kiss😒

(Tries) to fight any who diss his daily kiss

Please people would think yall are dating at this point 😭

He's just comes of from behind and asks for his kiss ❤

He would be in his room texting his mother giggling and kicking his feet in the air💀💀

Posts about how he gets daily kisses on his magicam 

Fr thinks it's a flex (it is)

I want a hug from you🥲 a hug from the y/n L/n 

Asks if yall are dating 

You're like?????

He thought yall was dating cause of those daily kisses😭😭

He gives you apple lip balm 

He's just preparing for when yall smooch on the lips（‐＾▽＾‐）

He looks at you with a dopey grin❤❤

It's so cute<33

Calls you his cotton swab

That's not so cute;;

"Y/n??? Aren't you forgetting something???"

?......💋💋

"Thank you…"

[10 minutes later]

"I know granny what an I ment to do???? How did gramps do it??? Really okay I'll try that!"

Sebek

…..what?

I'm Not kissing him 

You're not kissing him?

I ain't gonna let you do it!!

…….ok okay I'll let yall kiss him😒

He was just walking to find his dear waka Sama and he sees you bolting through the halls

So he obviously stops you thinking you would stop

You did. But only for a second 

"Running late bye!!!"

*GASPS IN SCANDALIZED VICTORIAN*

HOW DARE YOU!?

Annnnd you're gone…..

"Why would they even do that…..?"

Thinks about it alot 

He would blush thinking back on it

Blames the sun😒

"Sebek,why are you blushing?"

"I'm not!!! It's just the sun"( •̀ _ •́ ;)

"It's cloudy today???"

He would think about it each night 

He likes brushing his finger against his cheek sometimes 

Asks Lilia what it means

"Lilia, the human prefect of ramshackle, had kissed my cheek. What does that mean?"

"OMG sebek that means you have to marry them!!!"

Oh look, his face is now red like riddle's hair!!!

Little did Lilia know Sebek takes EVERYTHING he says seriously.😈

Runs to ramshackle 🧡🧡

Hair disheveled…..yall simps may think it's hot

You just open the door like  (•◡•) "Hey sebek"

"I ACCEPT YOUR MARRIAGE PROPOSAL HUMAN!"

"what…"🧍

You have to explain that it wasn't an invitation to marry you and that Lilia was likely kidding.

But you do offer to date him

"If that is what you want I won't stop you, I mean I am very charming after all"

Smack him for being prideful

Ppl are like 😶 naw sebek just got the Y/N to date him how tf did he pull them😫

He won't get daily kisses cause he is too shy/prideful to ask 

 you don't do it cause he would malfunction and die x_x

"Human!"

…….?.....

"I would like to give my gratitude for that kiss!"

……!

"No need to thank me"

Ortho 

He detected you 2 minutes before you sped past him.

He told you it wasn't safe for you to run but all you did was give him a forehead kiss and ran off

"I'm late for a p.e bye ortho!!♡"

He felt all giddy inside❤❤ 

Yelled goobye to you<333

Tells idia about it 

He asks if you can give him forehead kisses each day since it boosts his stats 

That's what idia said lol

So it became routine for you to give him forehead kisses💜💜

And he thanks you after each one 💙💙

Cute Lil bby 💚💚💚

Everyone finds it cute when yall act like family🧡🧡🧡

STAN ORTHO!!!! 

[furuyalover]

daiya boys when you don’t save their contact as something cute

— ft. sawamura, miyuki, & furuya

warnings: swearing & i probably wrote the boys ooc....

AN: heavily inspired by @luvbub and her series with this prompt !! this was so fun i wanna make more of these T—T

SAWAMURA

eijun is of course on your phone while you’re trying to study

since you’re in the spirit dorms dining room, naturally majority of the baseball team hear eijun gasp out of nowhere and start fake crying

“NOOO Y/N HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME 💔💔💔 THE BETRAYAL” eijun has gone emo....

“KYAHA! say y/nnn what did you do that make sawamura this upset! probably something scandalous *wink wink*” his green haired teammate teased

“fuck off mochi,” what is eijun on about now you thought to yourself while sighing “eijun what’s wrong hmm?”

“WHATS WRONG?? LOOK AT THIS!! MY CONTACT NAME IS ‘sawamura’”

“what.” you and the rest of his teammates seemed to think at the same time. “that’s what this is all about? babe what’s the big deal—”

“LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT MY CONTACT FOR YOU” you see your name in his phone is Y/N MY #1 FAN :D it’s a little corny but it warms your heart honestly

you laugh to yourself and give in to your boyfriends ridiculous antics “ok ok finee” you show him your phone to get his approval of the new name my ace aka #1!!!

the boy tackled you into a hug and you could not move.....

MIYUKI

the two of you had just finished your date in the city getting ice cream and what not, so now you’re heading back to the dorms on the train

miyuki being the little shit he is, took your phone and started taking a bunch of selfies on it (occasionally letting you be in some)

a couple hundred photos later you actually find a few decent photos and you show your boyfriend “oh my god y/n send me those i look so good, .....you do too i guess”

this mf “you can really be a shithead you know that kazuya” “oh you love it” “i will crush your glasses boy” this kid is really insufferable sometimes ...

as you send the photos to him he looks at your screen and gasps “y/n i’m so hurt, ‘miyuki’ really?? not even kazuya? are you trying to tell me you hate me” acting fake hurt as he says this

“MAN I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT MY NAME IN YOUR PHONE IS stupid 🤨😇” “okay yes, but it’s a nickname and there’s an emoji!”

arguing with this man is so pointless i swear.... “FINE. i’ll change it” “that’s the spirit y/n dearest”

you laugh to yourself because you’ve thought of the perfect name and you can’t wait to see his face once he reads it

“ ‘shithead with glasses’.... you know i prefer miyuki over this one” you start laughing so hard that the other people on the train start looking at you funny

FURUYA

you’re napping with satoru in his dorm when you’re both awoken by the alarm he made you set on your phone

“ah shit you gotta go to practice now huh” you pout at first but then you see this mf went back to sleep.... “SATORU YOURE NOT SKIPPING PRACTICE AGAIN WAKE TF UP”

“y/n let’s just stay like this” he says as he bear hugs you very tempting but he needs to go to practice...

you eventually get him up and now he’s getting his stuff ready for practice when he realizes .... he doesn’t know where his phone is

boy is panicking so much but you’re just like let me call you and boom we’ll find your phone

as your calling him he glances at your phone and says “why is my name just satoru” pouting a little

you laugh at this moody emo and you find his phone for him “well yeah but your name for me is just y/n <3” “but there’s a heart!!!”

smiling to yourself you change his name to satoru <3 and a rare smile spreads across his face

giving you one last hug before he leaves he goes “bye y/n better be ready for another nap”