#incorrect black and white

[kmn7]

[chaxan08]

Avengers: We listen and we don't judge.

Thunderbolts: We listen and we judge the fuck out of you.

[ice-and-fires-blog]

Again no mine bt this is cute (instagram) her or his usurname is on the top of the pic

[lives-in-midgard]

Bob: Can I go to the movies tonight?

Yelena: Of course you can, you can do whatever the hell you want.

Bob: Okay-

Yelena: Be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the road.

Bob:

Yelena: Here, ten bucks for popcorn.

[floilee]

"Why do you ship-" That is exactly why.

[itzsephig5]

John: Between Yelena, Bucky and Alexei, there are three braincells. John: And Yelena has all three of them.

[trickarrowsandbatarangs]

*Kate is captured by the Thunderbolts*

John Walker: You won’t escape, Hawkeye, and we’ll get the answers we need from you soon.

*Walker leaves*

Kate: If you release me I’ll make out with you.

Yelena: Deal.

*five minutes later*

John Walker, walking back into the room: Alright, time to - WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?

Yelena, with messy hair and smudged lipstick: Looks like we underestimated her. Shame. So sad. Foiled again.

[outtamynoggin]

It's crazy what he gets away with (and who the ones letting him get away with it are)

Bruce: What Nightwing did might have been... unconventional, but it worked.

Tim: Exactly. I mean, sure, the plan might have involved hacking into Gotham’s power grid, a few strategic distractions, and, uh, some minor illegal surveillance-

Barbara: MINOR? DISTRUBANCES??

Tim: Okay, fine! The plan also had a teensy bit of hacking into the stock market, manipulating a few politicians, and borrowing a couple confidential documents, but nobody was harmed!

Bruce: ...In the strictest sense.

Tim: Yes! See, it's a win-win solution!

Barbara: *furious* You two are insane. You’re treating morally ambiguous like it’s a fun new hobby. He practically engineered an escape from a high-security prison by tricking the entire staff into thinking it was game night. In addition, he orchestrated a city-wide blackout just to steal classified documents, and you’re calling it genius?

Bruce: Very resourceful.

Tim: I mean... it’s not his fault they didn’t know how to play Dungeons & Dragons. Also, I want to see who else could pull off a high-profile heist while simultaneously launching a PR campaign for a new tech startup!

Bruce: *to Tim* Wayne Enterprise's tech gadgets cleared the shelves, we need to speed up production.

Tim: Already on it.

Barbara: You’re defending this? That’s not genius, that’s a psychotic breakdown wrapped in a cape! It's madness layered up in a three-piece suit!

Bruce and Tim: It’s Dick.

Barbara: I swear, if it was anyone else, you’d be throwing them in a cell for years.

Bruce and Tim: It’s Nightwing. He has plausible deniability.

Barbara: Plausible? I think he has a whole separate universe of deniability!

[sysig]

How far did you get? (Patreon)

[kmn7]

[chaxan08]

Yelena: Our relationship is strictly professional.

Kate, sitting on Yelena's lap: Absolutely, only business.

[ice-and-fires-blog]

Dont make her angry!

[scrivenger-grimgar]

jun wu: hey, believers, do you sin? now you can buy your way out of hell- qi rong: THATS BULLSHIT he xuan: this whole thing is bullshit xie lian: that's a scam hua cheng: fuck the heavens, here's 95 reasons why

[floilee]

In health and in sickness

[itzsephig5]

Bucky: You three, explain right now! Ava: It was John. Bob: It was John. Yelena: It was John. John: John: …fuck.

[trickarrowsandbatarangs]

Kate: *throwing her head into Yelena's lap* Tell me I'm pretty!

Yelena: *lovingly stroking Kate’s hair* You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.